The winning QB from the 2018 Cheez it Bowl
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The winning QB from the 2018 Cheez it Bowl
“I’m excited for Geese to perform on SNL” he said, in a 37 year old-edly way
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
“I’m excited for Geese to perform on SNL” he said, in a 37 year old-edly way
Lubbock’s own
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Lubbock’s own
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MALACHI TONEY WAS FOUNDED IN 2007. HE IS NOT SOME LONG-STANDING INSTITUTION. HE CAN, AND SHOULD, BE ABOLISHED.
birthday: September 17th, 2007
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
MALACHI TONEY WAS FOUNDED IN 2007. HE IS NOT SOME LONG-STANDING INSTITUTION. HE CAN, AND SHOULD, BE ABOLISHED.
All modern doinks are descended from Gracious and Benevolent Doink, the first Mayflower passengers to notice that they hadn’t landed in Virginia
GRACIOUS DOINK
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
All modern doinks are descended from Gracious and Benevolent Doink, the first Mayflower passengers to notice that they hadn’t landed in Virginia
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Just an insane cultural patrimony that he gifted us. And don't forget his finest role, Jordan Belfort's Long Island dad www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO4X...
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Just an insane cultural patrimony that he gifted us. And don't forget his finest role, Jordan Belfort's Long Island dad www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO4X...
Before they balled out
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Before they balled out
I am once again stunned that the Boise PA plays the horse sample used in “frontier psychiatrist” as its first down sound
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I am once again stunned that the Boise PA plays the horse sample used in “frontier psychiatrist” as its first down sound
Lake effect snow can’t stop my annual thanksgiving tradition of sneaking off to Sheetz for a snack to ensure I won’t over-rely on dessert
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Lake effect snow can’t stop my annual thanksgiving tradition of sneaking off to Sheetz for a snack to ensure I won’t over-rely on dessert
Me reporting a the many scofflaws I’ve photographed over the years so that it doesn’t function *solely* as an ICE tip line
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me reporting a the many scofflaws I’ve photographed over the years so that it doesn’t function *solely* as an ICE tip line
Invoking the Walter Sobchak principle on this one
Someone who used to work with Katie Porter sent me this clip from a train wreck interview with her and said “now imagine what she’s like when there aren’t cameras around.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Invoking the Walter Sobchak principle on this one
My mom found this while going through my dad’s things. Thankfully the CFB fandom lasted longer than my cartoonist phase
October 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My mom found this while going through my dad’s things. Thankfully the CFB fandom lasted longer than my cartoonist phase
Chotiner vs. Reston, who ya got?
September 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Chotiner vs. Reston, who ya got?
George Costanza would never let this happen
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
George Costanza would never let this happen
Why’d the art director make Glazer and Phelps look like leaders of breakaway states in the Caucasus?
Michael Phelps and Jay Glazer met 13 years ago, when Phelps was still chasing gold medals in the swimming pool.
But they reconnected in 2022, bonded by a shared history with anxiety and depression. In time, their support system has grown.
http://dlvr.it/TMhlBc
But they reconnected in 2022, bonded by a shared history with anxiety and depression. In time, their support system has grown.
http://dlvr.it/TMhlBc
August 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Why’d the art director make Glazer and Phelps look like leaders of breakaway states in the Caucasus?
Jose Ramirez wouldn’t be the hitter he is today without tender and timely guidance from 43-year-old Jason Giambi and his golden rally thong
I am not just posting this because Mark Canha got DFA'ed but I feel like sports teams should get to have an Unc Slot on the roster. Like how the Knicks carried PJ Tucker down the stretch to be a soothing but hardcore older presence, or the last eight years of Udonis Haslem's career.
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Jose Ramirez wouldn’t be the hitter he is today without tender and timely guidance from 43-year-old Jason Giambi and his golden rally thong
25 or 26 depending on how generous I am towards a weekend in Buckhead
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
25 or 26 depending on how generous I am towards a weekend in Buckhead
PBS news hour just did a debate segment (by PBS standards) on whether JD Vance is doing anything of note. @jamellebouie.net has ‘em shook
July 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
PBS news hour just did a debate segment (by PBS standards) on whether JD Vance is doing anything of note. @jamellebouie.net has ‘em shook
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Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
Trump’s going to have Hulk Hogan lay in state at the Capitol rotunda
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump’s going to have Hulk Hogan lay in state at the Capitol rotunda
Trump’s going to have Hulk Hogan lay in state at the Capitol rotunda and it’ll be awesome
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trump’s going to have Hulk Hogan lay in state at the Capitol rotunda and it’ll be awesome
This hellscape challenges every YIMBY and Abundance-friendly fiber in my being, and it’s only gotten worse
July 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This hellscape challenges every YIMBY and Abundance-friendly fiber in my being, and it’s only gotten worse
Nothing more humiliating than emailing your building’s listserv with a silly request. “Hey everybody please check your mail to see if you received a letter I’m expecting”
that was all I had to say and it still came out weird
that was all I had to say and it still came out weird
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nothing more humiliating than emailing your building’s listserv with a silly request. “Hey everybody please check your mail to see if you received a letter I’m expecting”
that was all I had to say and it still came out weird
that was all I had to say and it still came out weird