Theo Priestley
@tprstly.bsky.social
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Author of sci-fi and horror stories, narrative designer, world builder, independent film producer. Retro/futurist and cassette futurism enthusiast. ‘Officially’ owns a library. https://www.linkedin.com/in/theopriestley
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tprstly.bsky.social
I wonder how many people will buy this game and never finish it because it’s too scary 😂
thespaceshipper.com
[Upcoming game] Alien Isolation 2

Dion Lay, co-writer of Alien: Isolation (2014): "I know that everyone wanted to do it. I think it was always like, 'Could it happen?' But I think that Disney buying Fox made it a lot more possible, just because I think Disney seemed to be doing a push on, like..."
Amanda Ripley, daughter of, in Alien Isolation
tprstly.bsky.social
That would have been a laugh. He owns the movie rights to The Thing too, mash em all together.

Sadly, he also loves AI…
tprstly.bsky.social
It’s all so predictable.

Wait for the BOGOF and BNPL offers.
tprstly.bsky.social
More like late late stage capitalism at its best
turtlebee.bsky.social
The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.
tprstly.bsky.social
The ANTIFA founding fathers
tprstly.bsky.social
You can tell you’re old when you see this and the first thing you think about is a Paul McCartney song and how Planet of the Apes is the wrong cultural reference to use.
tprstly.bsky.social
From what I can gather, they're moving to UE5, and it makes me wonder how much of that is a shitshow and under pressure to remaster the games (again) for the 25th anniversary next year.
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thespaceshipper.com
Halo Studios art director Glenn Israel (Halo 3 ODST, Infinite): "No illusion of security nor promise of wealth or fame or power is worth trading away your health, your dignity, your ethics or values - and no one can force you to. Stay strong, take evidence when necessary, and find where you belong."
eurogamer.bsky.social
Halo art director leaves studio after 17 years with ominous message alluding to discontent

www.eurogamer.net/halo-art-dir...
A promotional Halo Infinite image showing a close-up of Master Chief's helmet held by his side while a lush landscape of lakes and mountains is visible in the background.
tprstly.bsky.social
Ugly Zac Efron
dempster2000.bsky.social
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
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badfutures.com
I’m sorry, you’re building what for who now?
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
tprstly.bsky.social
In order for AI to avoid a bubble and collapse the tech companies need people, not enterprises, to use it. To use it daily. To use it for everything. To use it knowing they’re doing harm to themselves and others - job losses, mental health issues, climate impact, data privacy.

For no upside.
tprstly.bsky.social
Ok, so who else is the WSJ going to label as “deeply uncool” next?
bendwalsh.bsky.social
wtaf are you talking about
tprstly.bsky.social
Notice how barely anyone talks about DOGE now, how much it cost and how little it saved, how another one of Musk’s promises never amounted to anything, how sensitive data ended up in the hands of the wrong people with little resistance.
tprstly.bsky.social
This makes zero sense lmao much like GDCs relevance.
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paris.nyc
after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
tprstly.bsky.social
Take your time, Elite is a game that needs some patience to get going with. The tutorials help a little to settle you in then the training wheels are ripped off.
I’d say learn to do one thing then layer it rather than attempt lots of different things.

ED Reddit has plenty.
Inara.CZ invaluable
tprstly.bsky.social
When is Trump going to war against Venezuela to get his Nobel Peace Prize then?
tprstly.bsky.social
Best way to keep track of lore, maybe tools of the trade, methods, that sort of thing?
tprstly.bsky.social
Wrong debate - it's not that AI will overtake humans, it's when the AI bubble pops and causes a global economic depression and collapse, all eyes will be on the techbros who caused it and they'll shut themselves away in luxury while we tear ourselves apart for the scraps.