Christopher S. Rice, Ph.D.
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Christopher S. Rice, Ph.D.
@badfutures.com
Founder and Futurist @ refuturing, Bourbon Enthusiast, Recovering Political Theorist, Former Musician, Kentuckian, Hi-Tech Low-Life. Playing by Moscow Rules at this point.
Isaiah 40:31 "But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint."

Guess Mike isn't as much of a Servant of the Lord as he likes to pretend, huh?
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Maybe a couple of months of shutdown wasn't a long enough vacation? Then again, he was busy giving his boss a lot of vigorous handjobs during that time.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Is this platform still against using multiple slurp juices on a single ape, or has it realised that this is something we're all going to be doing by 2023?
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I’m sure Melania will be great in it.
Paramount is in talks to distribute Rush Hour 4 after President Trump reportedly lobbied Larry Ellison, the father of Paramount CEO David Ellison, to revive the action-comedy franchise, according to The Hollywood Reporter
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
JFC, UK hired a *Project 2025 contributor* to do the investigation. How utterly repugnant. Shame on my alma mater.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The only reason for these members of Congress to talk to the FBI at this point is to tell them to Get Fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Goddamnit, "Star Wars Rankings" are Trending again which means it's time to sign off for the Thanksgiving holiday early I guess
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The main difference between Star Trek and Star Wars is Star Trek was made by an incredibly shitty guy who imagined a beautiful future in which he could never have existed while Star Was was made by an autistic guy who imagined a glorious past in which everyone has autism except for the weed guy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No, Charlie Brown, I expect you to die!
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a wooden wall in a room .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a wooden wall in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is America
Don't catch you slippin' now
Don't catch you slippin' now
Look what I'm whippin' now
This is America
Good morning from America
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else: The Afterworld
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Charlie Brown (2026)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This reads like Variety editors just threw numbered darts at a wall of movie posters and wrote down the results.

Genetically designed in a lab to be the ultimate rage-bait, this article will have you reaching for the bottle. variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They say you’re a man of vision, Charlie Brown!

Yessir, a hell of a vision.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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the reason 101 dalmations looks like that is because disney incorporated xerography (ie early photocopying technology) into the animation process. rough pencils (by mostly male animators) were copied onto the cels so that disney could fire the (mostly female) inkers. remember that art can lie to you
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This movie burned Jennifer Tilly so far into my brain that she's lived there rent-free for almost 30 years.
cannot express how much my weekend has been improved by watching, for the first time!, BOUND (1996)
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There are nights I still think about a blonde Rickenbacker bass I could have bought in the summer of 1991 and didn’t, and it still fucking breaks my heart. It was a beaut, Clark. #TheOneThatGotAway
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I honestly don’t know that she’s gonna run for Governor. Something…strange is afoot.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Look, I'd be impressed if it could just explain the whole 6-7 thing, but otherwise hard pass here.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM