Tromps
tromps.bsky.social
Tromps
@tromps.bsky.social
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Registration is now LIVE for the first Premodern Buckeye Brawl! Join the Retromancers for the 1st big Premodern event of 2026! Event, raffles, and bake sale to all benefit the Mid-Ohio Food Collective. #premodern #premodernmtg #mtg #magicthegathering

www.spicerack.gg/events/2836001
Premodern Buckeye Brawl at Retromancers — spicerack.gg
Premodern Buckeye Brawl | When: February 21, 2026 | Format: Premodern | Cost: $40.00
www.spicerack.gg
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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
A simple alter, but one of my new favorites. Just the right scout of whimsy. #mtg #mtgaltered
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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The time of signing 100 playmats is at hand! Whee!
January 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Registration is now LIVE for the first Premodern Buckeye Brawl! Join the Retromancers for the 1st big Premodern event of 2026! Event, raffles, and bake sale to all benefit the Mid-Ohio Food Collective. #premodern #premodernmtg #mtg #magicthegathering

www.spicerack.gg/events/2836001
Premodern Buckeye Brawl at Retromancers — spicerack.gg
Premodern Buckeye Brawl | When: February 21, 2026 | Format: Premodern | Cost: $40.00
www.spicerack.gg
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Two good fun 7 wins this weekend
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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12 year old me saw mirari and said "oh fuck" and now my life is immeasurably rich in every way imaginable
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Had 29 for the last Retromancer Tuesday event of 2025. Everyone got a holiday promo for playing. Top 4 got to pick additional alters from the prize binder. Ohio loves #premodern #mtgpremodern #mtg
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Second draft and first 7 wins. Secret Tunnel is the real deal.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🥵 Turn 1 Comet, dome them for 5. Next turn Comet returns Lotus and they concede. #mtg #mtgcube
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Premodern players in Ohio and throughout the Midwest, SAVE THE DATE for the Buckeye Brawl!

Saturday, February 21, 2026, at The Warp Gate in Columbus, Ohio, the Retromancers will be hosting a Premodern regional scaling $1k with some fun and exciting prizes!

Stay tuned for more info coming soon!
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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➡️Duress Crew Presents: New England Premodern Autumn Regional @duresscrew.bsky.social

114 players 🇺🇸 United States

Winner:🏆 Jonathan Phillips with Goblins

All the decklists:
mtgdecks.net/events/view/...

#mtg @fireshoes.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My first 7 wins with this Arena cube, and first time draft Nardu. I’m now a believer. #mtg
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Retromancers monthly premodern event for November. The top 4 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Was up way past my bedtime, but had a blast playing #premodern last night. Zombie Infestation continues to be a fun tricky puzzle.

4-0-1 for first place.

Treva Threshold 2-0
RG Zoo 2-1
Grow-a-tog 1-1-1 (I think I would have won with two more mins)
BW Control 2-0
Enchantress 2-1
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Made a point of drafting @hardcasting.bsky.social’s World Championship Museum Cube this weekend. It is made up entirely of cards from gold-bordered Worlds decks and it was super sweet.
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Played in my first big #premodern event yesterday. Went 3–1-1 for top 8. Lost in semis to Enchantress. Multiple mulls to 5 in Top 8 which was unfortunate but overall super happy with the deck and the day.
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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KUI RYOKO (OF DUNGEON MESHI) FINAL FANTASY TACTICS TRIBUTE ART JUST DROPPED

#FFT
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM