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Magic: the Simpsoning

@magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social

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Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching folk guitar and playing Skyrim. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, Mad Men, BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · Apr 6

We are not all who wander are lost-maxing

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 1d

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a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 2h

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 2h

Who's everyone sadder about, Diane Keaton or Ian Watkins?

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 2h

Obviously more important things going on. But what are we doing here? (I'm aware of the irony re. my account, so don't bother pointing that out.)

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, that's about right

Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 3h

Season 2 Episode 24 - Frame 4244 out of 5296

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 18h

Taking 3 children to get vaxxed, please pray for and congratulate me.

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 18h

People who are dismissive of this work's artistic value are wrong

ASOIAF Read Through @asoiafreadthru.bsky.social · 18h

A GAME OF THRONES: TYRION I

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“There is nothing Lord Eddard can do for the boy in any case.”

“He could end his torment,” Jaime said. “I would, if it were my son. It would be a mercy.”

“I advise against putting that suggestion to Lord Eddard, sweet brother,” Tyrion said. “He would not take it kindly.”

“Even if the boy does live, he will be a cripple. Worse than a cripple. A grotesque. Give me a good clean death.”

Tyrion replied with a shrug that accentuated the twist of his shoulders. “Speaking for the grotesques,” he said, “I beg to differ.

“Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities.”

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 1d

How about instead of 'confirming receipt' we do "I done saw yer ee-lectronic message and I'm a-fixin' to attend to it"

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 2d

Probably worth watching before it's purged from existence and everyone involved is fed to alligators

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 2d

They look like they've hatched a convoluted scheme to stop The Batman

3 Gen Z Tories, all silly in different ways

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 2d

The founder of Antifa and his girlfriend

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 2d

What about Norman Mailer Swift and it's an album full of claptrap about his waning libido

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 3d

Are you timing it out so you get to Thriller Bark on Halloween? I just rewatched Thriller Bark, went way too fast. Franky does some dope stuff there too.

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Bryan Evans @bcevans.bsky.social · 3d

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Spooky Ana 🤘👩🏻‍🎨 @anageorge.art · 4d

Every so often I come across this in my camera roll again and I immediately post it

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 3d

Every time he gets gassed by the state, he builds his immunity. Like Luffy or Wesley.

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 6d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 3d

What goes on in a Lidl? Is it regular or sick twisted shit like Aldi?

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 4d

Protest frog in front of the fascist goons

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 5d

Taking the Shine-o Ball-o to Jonathan Banks so he can play Stephen Miller in the biopic

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 5d

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

a guy in a frog costume standing facing a line of police and ICE agents in Portland

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 5d

No one should be allowed to use the word 'linger' in a chorus ever again, they put that one to bed.

Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 5d

Is my country falling apart? Yes. Do I have a job and kids to attend to? Yes. Am I gonna ignore all that to have a hard think about how Moria and Big Mom's powers would interact? Most definitely!