Magic: the Simpsoning
@magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social
Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching folk guitar and playing Skyrim. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, Mad Men, BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
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We are not all who wander are lost-maxing
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"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent"
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent"
I'm gonna make my Reddit scrolling your problem
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm gonna make my Reddit scrolling your problem
"Efforts to make Apu the Quik-E-Mart CEO are in the works"
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Efforts to make Apu the Quik-E-Mart CEO are in the works"
Schrodinger's Millennial is both spoiled (buying cool tech while complaining about housing costs) but also unpatriotic (rejecting cool tech to eat) and is also 25 and 55
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Schrodinger's Millennial is both spoiled (buying cool tech while complaining about housing costs) but also unpatriotic (rejecting cool tech to eat) and is also 25 and 55
This looks like the cover to an album that everyone already loves even though you're just finding out about it
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This looks like the cover to an album that everyone already loves even though you're just finding out about it
That's what she said
Hurrah for the gold cup of sperm oil, my heroes!
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That's what she said
This is the reddetiest reddit thing I've ever seen.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is the reddetiest reddit thing I've ever seen.
(John Mellencamp voice)
They're talkin' 'bout 40K on the Sopranos subreddit
I'm like Homer lookin' at Gary Larson, I don't get it
They're talkin' 'bout 40K on the Sopranos subreddit
I'm like Homer lookin' at Gary Larson, I don't get it
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
(John Mellencamp voice)
They're talkin' 'bout 40K on the Sopranos subreddit
I'm like Homer lookin' at Gary Larson, I don't get it
They're talkin' 'bout 40K on the Sopranos subreddit
I'm like Homer lookin' at Gary Larson, I don't get it
(Getting fed into the neural disassembler so it can cache my memories before breaking my body down into recyclable components)
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
(Getting fed into the neural disassembler so it can cache my memories before breaking my body down into recyclable components)
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like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
The Simpsons predicts it again!
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Simpsons predicts it again!
RIP to a real one
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males
YouTube video by Todd Snider - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
RIP to a real one
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
Determined to learn as little as possible about Olivia Nuzzi. I call it the Nuzzi-lock challenge.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Determined to learn as little as possible about Olivia Nuzzi. I call it the Nuzzi-lock challenge.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
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Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Gonna get me a steam cube (by which a mean a box that I cook pork buns in)
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gonna get me a steam cube (by which a mean a box that I cook pork buns in)
