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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Burr is a crying shame, but obvious all talk and no substance. Whitney Cummings is a gross plastic surgery freak without good jokes who has functioned solely as a lamprey on Joe Rogan’s ass. As such, I don’t think anyone would be surprised if she took literally any show she could get.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that every Democrat doesn’t refer to him as “Turd” Cruz is proof that they don’t even know what game they’re playing. Better go take a long walk with a funny sign and expect that to magically enact change.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 4d

We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore.

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 10d

Seriously, let’s do like they did in Nepal. It’s way past due, and it looks fun as hell.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 10d

Don’t give Disney the money. Movie is terrible and what they did to Kimmel shouldn’t be so quickly forgiven.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 11d

Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 11d

American politics is built entirely around corporate bribery. This is nothing new or special aside from how “special” these specific scumbags are getting them caught.

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 11d

So Trump’s dumb pedophile tariffs killed Xbox, the only American company making a game console, pushing us further from the most lucrative entertainment space than ever, and making America soooo “great” in the process. This has to be angering at least a few incel Trumplickers.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 11d

#⬛️. Fuck your religion. No matter what it is, you’re making the world worse by believing in some magic bullshit.

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 11d

Meh. They still give me hope that smart folks in the future could gtfo of this trash heap and die somewhere peaceful.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 12d

The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation.
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KAYTRANADA - SPACE INVADER [Official Video]

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 17d

Gives it that “if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis” vibe

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 18d

Jazz. It’s even cooler than you thought.

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 19d

Clipart sombreros and maracas being used as hate speech seems so obvious now but I did not have it on my fascist iconography bingo card.

Regardless, sombreros and maracas are objectively a better image than democrats can craft for their feckless selves, so they should embrace it. It’s fun.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 24d

It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page.

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · Sep 23

Couldn’t we at least have gotten the stylish kind of fascism instead of this trash?

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · Sep 22

Don’t forget that it’s your patriotic duty to makes sure Tron Ares tanks at the box office for Disney. Between Jared Leto and the Tron property itself kinda sucking ass on its own, it should happen automatically, but don’t you late boomers let your NIN love supersede your civic duty.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Sep 18

Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · Sep 18

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · Sep 18

I’m sure if we all keep pointing out how fascist, authoritarian, bad, and dumb all this is, it will fix itself without any of us literate, educated folks having to get our hands dirty, right?

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · Sep 15

He runs the world’s largest non-profit Underground Railroad for pedophiles and they keep digging up hundreds of kids outside their colonizer genocide “schools”. If yer running an organization that has raped and murdered the globe for 2000 years, I’m gonna need more than a decade to buy the rebrand

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The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · Sep 15

The Catholic Church is just the Underground Railroad for pedophiles. Maybe we can get them to hide Trump deep in the Vatican archives as penance for being genocidal child murdering colonizers for like 99.99999999999% of their existence.

The Lorne Ranger @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · Sep 11

We say that an awful lot lately. America is cooked. Protest is obviously useless. Our politicians are bought and paid for by corporations and billionaires. Pretty sure the way this shakes out is just horrifying ugly and tragic. Our leaders have failed us as profoundly as leaders can.

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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · Sep 10

Praying for Charlie Kirk to suffer a little more before he dies.

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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · Sep 10

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

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