Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

I can finally announce:

I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator

Another tell: AI “writers” don’t like writing. AI “artists” don’t like making art.

Really excited to debut some scary ghost stories and tales of the glories at Christmas dinner tonight

Charles Dickens wrote 'A Christmas Carol' after being appalled by the harsh working conditions & slum dwellings for Muppets in Victorian London.

this is prime "tis" time. you can get away with saying "tis" CONSTANTLY. "tis it Christmas yet?" "tis soon, tis soon, tis cold out today, tis not?" "tis, tis!"

be warned. you try ANY of that shit in January and people will fucking COME for you

I don’t like the NFL having games on Christmas. That day is for Jesus. And the NBA. Don’t they already have thanksgiving?

“‘Tis” really is the only seasonal contraction. We use “it’s” year round but when winter hits, all of a sudden “‘TIS- the season to be jolly” - so interesting. All contractions should have a Yuletide analog.

Haven’t - ‘Veno
Isn’t - ‘Snot
Should’ve - ‘Dha
You’re - ‘Ouare
I’ll - ‘Wi

Some concepts

Watching The Studio fed up at Seth Rogan’s character, so stuck up talking about how movies and the arts are just as important as medicine bc medicine can save lives but the arts make life worth living. Absolute pretentiousness that I absolutely 100% agree with. But when I say it it’s in a cool way

the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated

Starry (K)night and the Astronauts, by Alma Thomas, 1972 (rotated), 📸 by @StephChambersPhoto

Reading Of Mice and Men and alternating between nodding and shaking my head so people know I love mice but hate men

I cannot STAND a module! That’s a chapter - get off your high horse!

Termite youth pastor: you know who else came out of the wood work

Tip: if you’re trying to be a better friend, and you want to ask your pals if there are any issues they’ve been struggling with recently, ask it in any other way besides “what’s your problem.” They do NOT like that

A calendar year is only a day long when you buy a new calendar daily

Against my better wishes, I continue to make new good friends. I’m starting to think I’M the problem. Im just a sheer and utter delight