Timmy
@ttttimmy.bsky.social
Oh God, who knows.
New England dad. Shit posts and pictures of birds. Reply guy. Mets posting. ACAB. Fuck transphobes. Fuck AI. Free Palestine.
New England dad. Shit posts and pictures of birds. Reply guy. Mets posting. ACAB. Fuck transphobes. Fuck AI. Free Palestine.
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Timmy
@ttttimmy.bsky.social
· Oct 16
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Day 14 of #ArtAdventCalendar
I spotted this lovely Great Horned Owl while driving, pulled over & used the railing on a bridge to steady my camera. You can see the sunrise in its eyes… 🪶 1/80, f/6.3, ISO 1000
I spotted this lovely Great Horned Owl while driving, pulled over & used the railing on a bridge to steady my camera. You can see the sunrise in its eyes… 🪶 1/80, f/6.3, ISO 1000
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Day 14 of #ArtAdventCalendar
I spotted this lovely Great Horned Owl while driving, pulled over & used the railing on a bridge to steady my camera. You can see the sunrise in its eyes… 🪶 1/80, f/6.3, ISO 1000
I spotted this lovely Great Horned Owl while driving, pulled over & used the railing on a bridge to steady my camera. You can see the sunrise in its eyes… 🪶 1/80, f/6.3, ISO 1000
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At work when we have baby showers we usually do a bib decoration activity. I've gotten a reputation for doing bird drawings on these so here are a couple from yesterday. #birds 🦉
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
At work when we have baby showers we usually do a bib decoration activity. I've gotten a reputation for doing bird drawings on these so here are a couple from yesterday. #birds 🦉
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Incandescent with rage at being asked to do my job during circle back after the holidays season.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Incandescent with rage at being asked to do my job during circle back after the holidays season.
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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
May 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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On top of all the other reasons Spotify is bad, the thing that tells you what age you are is stupid because literally everyone listens to music that was made in the past because that’s all that exists.
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
On top of all the other reasons Spotify is bad, the thing that tells you what age you are is stupid because literally everyone listens to music that was made in the past because that’s all that exists.
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It's a little early but I'm calling it. It's circle back after the holidays time. Congratulations procrastinators, we made it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's a little early but I'm calling it. It's circle back after the holidays time. Congratulations procrastinators, we made it.
The way Scott looks at his father sends chills down my spine every time. Greatest Scrooge of All Time.
Okay, okay. Time for some real holiday cheer.
A Christmas Carol (1984)
The classic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, haunted by three ghosts before Christmas Day.
George C. Scott is still a powerful force, and makes this TV movie an all timer.
Who's seen this one? Or what's your definitive Christmas Carol?
A Christmas Carol (1984)
The classic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, haunted by three ghosts before Christmas Day.
George C. Scott is still a powerful force, and makes this TV movie an all timer.
Who's seen this one? Or what's your definitive Christmas Carol?
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The way Scott looks at his father sends chills down my spine every time. Greatest Scrooge of All Time.
Some folks would rather shovel shit than work a living.
Now, I was never a big time journalist, but when your work is just the fruit of powerful people telling you shit because they know you will sell it to their liking, whether it's politics or sports or entertainment, that's not journalism. You're doing a whole other job buddy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Some folks would rather shovel shit than work a living.
This 1 hour meeting could have been 3 emails, a shared doc, and an emoji thumbs up response.
A dude is explaining document editing and collaboration on a meeting. It has been 7 minutes. Like, 'you'll go in and make comments and we'll review them.'
Business degrees were a mistake.
Business degrees were a mistake.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This 1 hour meeting could have been 3 emails, a shared doc, and an emoji thumbs up response.
A dude is explaining document editing and collaboration on a meeting. It has been 7 minutes. Like, 'you'll go in and make comments and we'll review them.'
Business degrees were a mistake.
Business degrees were a mistake.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A dude is explaining document editing and collaboration on a meeting. It has been 7 minutes. Like, 'you'll go in and make comments and we'll review them.'
Business degrees were a mistake.
Business degrees were a mistake.
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Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
It's a little early but I'm calling it. It's circle back after the holidays time. Congratulations procrastinators, we made it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's a little early but I'm calling it. It's circle back after the holidays time. Congratulations procrastinators, we made it.
I don't understand the avatar movies. They are huge, everyone sees them, they make a shitload of money and have zero cultural impact.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don't understand the avatar movies. They are huge, everyone sees them, they make a shitload of money and have zero cultural impact.
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get loved chump get absolutely seen and treasured you dipshit
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
get loved chump get absolutely seen and treasured you dipshit
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the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
The SNL team furiously rewriting the cold open.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The SNL team furiously rewriting the cold open.
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Well, that was something. Showed up for deportation defense training in Borough Park, trainers arrived, said there was “evolving situation” in Bensonhurst, were we up for heading there, we said Hell yeah, went and met folks on the ground, ICE ended up driving out of the hood with no one detained 🔥✊
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Well, that was something. Showed up for deportation defense training in Borough Park, trainers arrived, said there was “evolving situation” in Bensonhurst, were we up for heading there, we said Hell yeah, went and met folks on the ground, ICE ended up driving out of the hood with no one detained 🔥✊
Being caught up on critical role sucks actually.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Being caught up on critical role sucks actually.
The best way to protect your rights is to make sure that as many people as possible have them so that taking away a right from anyone would seem ridiculous.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The best way to protect your rights is to make sure that as many people as possible have them so that taking away a right from anyone would seem ridiculous.
It's not a pizza hut it's a pizza home.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's not a pizza hut it's a pizza home.
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
me: trump is a pedophile piece of shit.
that guy who watched the west wing too many times: President Trump. Please. Respect the office.
that guy who watched the west wing too many times: President Trump. Please. Respect the office.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
me: trump is a pedophile piece of shit.
that guy who watched the west wing too many times: President Trump. Please. Respect the office.
that guy who watched the west wing too many times: President Trump. Please. Respect the office.