Tucker Cawley
@tuckercawley.bsky.social
TV writer?
TV writer!
He/Him
TV writer!
He/Him
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Tucker Cawley
@tuckercawley.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Before you write a script, ALWAYS OUTLINE. Before you outline, ALWAYS DO A LONGLINE. Before a logline, ALWAYS WATCH SOME OFFICE BLOOPERS. Before bloopers, ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK TO SEE IF THAT DICK WHO MADE YOU CRY ON THE BUS IN 7TH GRADE IS STILL OUT OF WORK.
Writing is a process. Respect it.
Writing is a process. Respect it.
My toothbrush buzzes every 15 seconds to remind me to move to a new mouth quadrant. Should it be permitted to adopt children?
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My toothbrush buzzes every 15 seconds to remind me to move to a new mouth quadrant. Should it be permitted to adopt children?
I wish all social media was just this video
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I wish all social media was just this video
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This is how we win.
Fear is contagious, but so is courage. I remain steadfast in my oath to the Constitution and am grateful to those across the nation who stand with us. Don't give up the ship.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is how we win.
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Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
The former writers’ assistant in me awakens to point out that the apostrophe he uses with liddle’ makes no sense. If it was lil’, yeah, I’m with you. But liddle’? No. No! And not a typo! He always does it! I hate him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The former writers’ assistant in me awakens to point out that the apostrophe he uses with liddle’ makes no sense. If it was lil’, yeah, I’m with you. But liddle’? No. No! And not a typo! He always does it! I hate him.
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Frequenting one of these shops will guarantee a more accurate sense of your future than the other.
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Frequenting one of these shops will guarantee a more accurate sense of your future than the other.
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This is how I looked at Cal Ripken Jr when I met him as a child.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is how I looked at Cal Ripken Jr when I met him as a child.
This is how I looked at Cal Ripken Jr when I met him as a child.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is how I looked at Cal Ripken Jr when I met him as a child.
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Another powerful woman standing up ✊
On November 20, 2025, in Hillsborough, Oregon, a lone woman confronted a squad of heavily armed ICE agents who had set up a roadblock and refused to retreat.
On November 20, 2025, in Hillsborough, Oregon, a lone woman confronted a squad of heavily armed ICE agents who had set up a roadblock and refused to retreat.
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Another powerful woman standing up ✊
On November 20, 2025, in Hillsborough, Oregon, a lone woman confronted a squad of heavily armed ICE agents who had set up a roadblock and refused to retreat.
On November 20, 2025, in Hillsborough, Oregon, a lone woman confronted a squad of heavily armed ICE agents who had set up a roadblock and refused to retreat.
“I shot a man’s face.”
Mike Pence Said Dick Cheney Had 5 Words For Him After Jan. 6
Notably, President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance weren’t invited to Cheney’s funeral.
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“I shot a man’s face.”
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Cw: suicide
This article is devastating.
Earlier this month, a 15-year-old died by suicide the day after posting about a substitute teacher insisting on misgendering him.
Suicide can have many contributing factors. His family is speaking out about bullying and misgendering as two.
This article is devastating.
Earlier this month, a 15-year-old died by suicide the day after posting about a substitute teacher insisting on misgendering him.
Suicide can have many contributing factors. His family is speaking out about bullying and misgendering as two.
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cw: suicide
This article is devastating.
Earlier this month, a 15-year-old died by suicide the day after posting about a substitute teacher insisting on misgendering him.
Suicide can have many contributing factors. His family is speaking out about bullying and misgendering as two.
This article is devastating.
Earlier this month, a 15-year-old died by suicide the day after posting about a substitute teacher insisting on misgendering him.
Suicide can have many contributing factors. His family is speaking out about bullying and misgendering as two.
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Grok, who is the better songwriter, Paul McCartney or Elon Musk?
GROK: While Paul McCartney is undoubtedly amongst the finest composers and lyricists of all time…
GROK: While Paul McCartney is undoubtedly amongst the finest composers and lyricists of all time…
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Grok, who is the better songwriter, Paul McCartney or Elon Musk?
GROK: While Paul McCartney is undoubtedly amongst the finest composers and lyricists of all time…
GROK: While Paul McCartney is undoubtedly amongst the finest composers and lyricists of all time…
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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Thank you, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thank you, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
When it's going great.
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When it's going great.
Stumble on NBC is funny and fun. A bunch of silly, well-drawn characters. Yay tv comedy!
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Stumble on NBC is funny and fun. A bunch of silly, well-drawn characters. Yay tv comedy!
Sasha Nekrasova
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sasha Nekrasova
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
Is
Eva Braun
In
“HE’S MY FUHRER!”
If you’re asked if your MRI was on your brain and you say I don’t know, it was on your brain.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you’re asked if your MRI was on your brain and you say I don’t know, it was on your brain.
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ICE vs the clergy
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
How's my pitch prep going? Well, I just figured out Marshall Crenshaw's Someday Someway on guitar, so, yeah, pre-tty good.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How's my pitch prep going? Well, I just figured out Marshall Crenshaw's Someday Someway on guitar, so, yeah, pre-tty good.