Tucker Cawley
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Before you write a script, ALWAYS OUTLINE. Before you outline, ALWAYS DO A LONGLINE. Before a logline, ALWAYS WATCH SOME OFFICE BLOOPERS. Before bloopers, ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK TO SEE IF THAT DICK WHO MADE YOU CRY ON THE BUS IN 7TH GRADE IS STILL OUT OF WORK.
Writing is a process. Respect it.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
Why aren’t you deleting that clearly AI video of the reporter being detained?
tuckercawley.bsky.social
(knocks) Heyy, sir. How we doing in there? No I know. It IS bullshit. Nobel Piece of Shit Prize! Good one, sir. Soo, you wanna come out of your room? We were thinking about blowing up a Venezuelan fishing boat. Wanna watch? Does that sound like fun? Blow up a boat? Uhp-there he is! There’s our guy!”
tuckercawley.bsky.social
(knocks) Heyy, sir. How we doing in there? No I know. It IS bullshit. Nobel Piece of Shit Prize! Good one, sir. Soo, you wanna come out of your room? We were thinking about blowing up a Venezuelan fishing boat. Wanna watch? Does that sound like fun? Blow up a boat? Uhp-there he is! There’s our guy!”
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
I bet he stops touring soon. There's no way he can even hear his own archaic rulings over all the screaming.
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
California! Vote YES on 50, and tell Trump to fuck off with his vote rigging schemes!
My ballot for prop 50 filled out with a “yes” vote
tuckercawley.bsky.social
My toddler keeps babbling about the proletariat! Help!
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erininthemorning.com
1. Anti-trans outrage is losing its bite.

Last week, Elon Musk led a mass boycott campaign to get trans characters removed from shows on the platform.

Major conservatives joined in.

Now, we have the result: the boycott was a fizzle, and Netflix stock is up.

Subscribe to support my journalism.
Netflix Stock Up As Elon Musk's Anti-Trans Boycott Fails To Materialize
Last week, conservatives tried to cancel Netflix to force the carrier to remove transgender characters.
www.erininthemorning.com
tuckercawley.bsky.social
I don’t know what you do for a living, but you can take the rest of the day off.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
Fellow Californians! Vote Yes on Prop 50!

50 will redraw our congressional districts to counter Trump's efforts to rig the 2026 election through gerrymandering in Texas.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! FUCK TRUMP!
Fair elections. Made in California. Vote Yes on prop 50
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.
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michaelianblack.bsky.social
"Dad, were you on the side that tried to help people snatched off the street or the side that shot priests?"
flglchicago.bsky.social
Here’s video of the incident
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premthakker.bsky.social
I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter:

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.
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tuckercawley.bsky.social
Reading all this in a Gollum voice.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
It’s a great record. One of a kind.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
This is like the opposite of when chocolate and peanut butter partnered.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
I was gonna say did Pete’s mom write this headline, but then I remembered she also thinks he’s a bad person.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
Congrats! You deserve it. Good luck finding material to satirize though.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
Even hearing “Will The Wolf Survive” as a dopey teenager, when lyrics meant next to nothing to me, this song felt haunted and important. I came for the guitar, stayed for everything else.
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Hey, let’s all stop posting gross AI slop of dead celebrities - or of anyone - here on Bluesky. Even if you’re dunking on it, it’s still a bummer to see.
tuckercawley.bsky.social
Great interview. Thanks!
tuckercawley.bsky.social
It's my birthday too!
Please do what Tilly asks.
tillybridges.bsky.social
today is my birthday and I’d love nothing more than for everyone to help fight the darkness with kindness

do something kind for someone today (this includes yourself, you are Someone)

and tell me about a kindness someone did for you! let’s celebrate some goodness in the world 🩷