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tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
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Encourager of shenanigans. Leading people astray since the 80s. Tweets include random song lyrics.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · Apr 23
Heard tonight at a comedy show:

Australia has more sex toys than guns.

We shoot loads not people.

😂😈🍆💦
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 6h
From Wikipedia this is the coup de grace:

“He also wrote The Three Peaks of Yorkshire a walking guide.”
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 6h
Thanks that was an interesting read!
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 6h
What a fascinating story. So much bravery, at a time when it was badly needed.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 6h
What, your kids didn’t?? 😆
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 6h
I’m less authoritative (slightly) but I can confirm this look is cool and would do, no question.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 6h
I just moved a work thing instead of moving a quality time with boyfriend thing. Please praise me for this tiny step away from single minded workaholism thank you.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 14h
This is a core belief of mine, truly. Compulsory voting forever and ever.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 15h
This was satirical. Kind of.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 15h
WAR. We ride at dawn, Sydney. Rob’s drumkit is a sacred artefact.
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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 15h
Midnight Oil is Sydney rock royalty, but the kit that stuck with the band for over 40 years is heading to a Melbourne music museum.
Why a Sydney pub rock legends drums are heading to Melbourne
Midnight Oil is Sydney rock royalty, but the kit that stuck with the band for over 40 years is heading to a Melbourne music museum.
www.abc.net.au
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 17h
What courts exactly are hearing these complaints?
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 19h
Love A Room Of One’s Own. Orlando nearly made me give up reading altogether.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 22h
I had a shitty day but now I am home. Feeling better after spending two hours in a stinking hot room packed with sweaty people yelling under flashing lights because that’s how it works sometimes. Thanks @sueyinsydney.bsky.social!!
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 1d
Oh yeah it was hilarious. Let me see if I can find the picture
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 1d
Watch it when you run out of snacks they will start nibbling on your jumper!
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah this makes me crazy. They are all hostages!!!
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 1d
It’s never as good as those memories. But it doesn’t make you sick!
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah but when you’re queasy you don’t really want a proper hamburger with all of the flavour. You want something bland but a predictable taste. I always crave Maccas after nausea like motion sickness. I know there’s nothing that will re-irritate me. Bland. Predictable. It’s a big part of the appeal
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Maranoa Girl @maranoagirl.bsky.social · 2d
Tonight. AU. ABC TV. 8.30pm. Four Corners. (Also available on iView). How Mr Trump is getting richer "on a scale we've never seen".
www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...
How much is Trump profiting from the presidency? - ABC listen
We all know Donald Trump is wealthy, but how much richer has he become since returning to the White House at the start of the year?  That’s a question the ABC’s Americas Editor John Lyons posed to th...
www.abc.net.au
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 2d
Not as tricky as it appears on first glance
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 2d
Posted without explanation
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 2d
Extremely and illegal.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 2d
Absolutely not, but I have no idea what to do about it (even if you don’t get the job). Who would one report this to? Equality Opportunity Commissioner?
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 2d
This screams “they made me so I’m going to be as cheap as possible” in developer.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 2d
Must have completely missed that, not unhappy about it because there’s plenty of others in my head.
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