Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
Encourager of shenanigans. Leading people astray since the 80s. Tweets include random song lyrics.
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Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
· Apr 23
Heard tonight at a comedy show:
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
Someone please give me a lot of money so I can go to this.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Someone please give me a lot of money so I can go to this.
Quite aside from the appalling behaviour of this band, it absolutely astonishes me that people can stand for 5 hours for anything. Makes me realise how this disability has been affecting me for so long. Nowadays I have 5 - 10 minutes standing tops before the pain gets too much.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Quite aside from the appalling behaviour of this band, it absolutely astonishes me that people can stand for 5 hours for anything. Makes me realise how this disability has been affecting me for so long. Nowadays I have 5 - 10 minutes standing tops before the pain gets too much.
The comments on this post are insane. A cute cartoon about an amusing cat has become a magnet for scolding. Where’s the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The comments on this post are insane. A cute cartoon about an amusing cat has become a magnet for scolding. Where’s the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
Just say a “should have gone to specsavers” ad and thought Oh yeah I need to do that and made an appointment. I am, indeed, easily targeted by advertising.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Just say a “should have gone to specsavers” ad and thought Oh yeah I need to do that and made an appointment. I am, indeed, easily targeted by advertising.
I agree with this but also I didn’t know this actor’s name (recognised his face) before Tarantino did this so starting a rumour that Matthew Lillard set this whole thing up as a PR stunt 🤣
I am embarrassed to have an opinion about what a director I’ve only seen I think 3 movies by said on a podcast but every time I’ve ever seen Matthew Lillard in a movie I’ve enjoyed it; giving props to work you like rules over being catty and rude, & people who think catty and rude is good are bores
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I agree with this but also I didn’t know this actor’s name (recognised his face) before Tarantino did this so starting a rumour that Matthew Lillard set this whole thing up as a PR stunt 🤣
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The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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So it seems that the USA is nominating this woman as a baddie?
This is my friend, Rahaf, from Gaza.
She is 3.
She is a double amputee from an airstrike.
She has my whole heart. ❤️
She is 3.
She is a double amputee from an airstrike.
She has my whole heart. ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
So it seems that the USA is nominating this woman as a baddie?
Frank Gehry died. Sad, one of the few modern architects I always found interesting and human (his work, I mean)
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Frank Gehry died. Sad, one of the few modern architects I always found interesting and human (his work, I mean)
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
I fucking killed it today.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I fucking killed it today.
Apparently he was talking about superannuation?
Trump on policy proposals he's looking at to raise the birthrate: "There's a certain Australian plan that people are liking and they're talking about. You know what I mean? There's a plan where, not for children necessarily, but it's for people. Working people. And we are looking at other things."
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Apparently he was talking about superannuation?
I really wish someone could invent something that really does take my thoughts and ideas and turn it into a fully built out proposal and accompanying assets. AI is helpful but if anyone thinks it’s giving them something 100% done, they have different standards to me.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I really wish someone could invent something that really does take my thoughts and ideas and turn it into a fully built out proposal and accompanying assets. AI is helpful but if anyone thinks it’s giving them something 100% done, they have different standards to me.
Thought I would try watching Broadchurch because Olivia Coleman and David Tennant has got to be worth a looksee… and then who is this enterprising young reporter?
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Thought I would try watching Broadchurch because Olivia Coleman and David Tennant has got to be worth a looksee… and then who is this enterprising young reporter?
I can’t reply to the baker but I wanted to and say: I have that book! The rolls like very like ciabatta (which is basically what they are) and my local Italian bakery has a line out the door every day for identical rolls. The shape is part of it!
Also, yummm.
Also, yummm.
Ok, they’re ugly because I can’t shape rolls to save my life, but they turned out yummy. Made them into Bobbies with leftovers.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I can’t reply to the baker but I wanted to and say: I have that book! The rolls like very like ciabatta (which is basically what they are) and my local Italian bakery has a line out the door every day for identical rolls. The shape is part of it!
Also, yummm.
Also, yummm.
Fungi is taxonomy! Metaphor!! I am a bit pissed and a bit stoned (I am on a bus like a responsible adult fyi) but this is a THOUGHT
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Fungi is taxonomy! Metaphor!! I am a bit pissed and a bit stoned (I am on a bus like a responsible adult fyi) but this is a THOUGHT
On the bus to day 1 of 3 days of workshops! They’re gifts to myself - one for business coaching and two for embroidery. Learning and growing and shit 😆😍😎🥳
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
On the bus to day 1 of 3 days of workshops! They’re gifts to myself - one for business coaching and two for embroidery. Learning and growing and shit 😆😍😎🥳
Dominique Ansel (creator of the Cronut and the kouigh aman thing) has opened an Asian/French bakery in New York. His new thing is a Taro Mochi Lace Batter Donut.
jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dominique Ansel (creator of the Cronut and the kouigh aman thing) has opened an Asian/French bakery in New York. His new thing is a Taro Mochi Lace Batter Donut.
Reposted by Alison
The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The OG Simon's Cat film!
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Just got some really good news but it’s not 💯 certain yet so I won’t share it but when it is I will look like this!
a woman in an orange fur coat is standing next to another woman in a red coat .
ALT: a woman in an orange fur coat is standing next to another woman in a red coat .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just got some really good news but it’s not 💯 certain yet so I won’t share it but when it is I will look like this!
I sincerely hope there’s absolutely no question of any Australian involvement in this bullshit.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I sincerely hope there’s absolutely no question of any Australian involvement in this bullshit.
Bit of perineal sun worship happening this morning on the balcony
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bit of perineal sun worship happening this morning on the balcony
Off to the movies with Ms27, wearing a pink jumper and my newest completed embroidery, this floral brooch. I am pretty happy with how this one turned out! #craftsky
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Off to the movies with Ms27, wearing a pink jumper and my newest completed embroidery, this floral brooch. I am pretty happy with how this one turned out! #craftsky
Now would be a great time to publicise a Miss Piggy movie.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Now would be a great time to publicise a Miss Piggy movie.