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aries candlemancer - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Part forest witch part forest fire. CowboyandCricket.com
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· Feb 13
interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Beautiful choice of image. Remind me though
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Beautiful choice of image. Remind me though
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
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Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
Took Angus and his nasty ass ear to the vet. Some choice phrases were thrown around by the vet like “fantastically yeasty” and “too much gunk for the ear drops”
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Took Angus and his nasty ass ear to the vet. Some choice phrases were thrown around by the vet like “fantastically yeasty” and “too much gunk for the ear drops”
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wish these articles got straight to the point. "why aren't you giving us all your money" just say it man. you know you want to
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
wish these articles got straight to the point. "why aren't you giving us all your money" just say it man. you know you want to
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Sending my lapsed catholic mother a St Joseph to put in her outdoor planter while she’s selling her condo
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sending my lapsed catholic mother a St Joseph to put in her outdoor planter while she’s selling her condo
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
I am the exactly level of technically capable to want to install mods on games but to fuck it up every time
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am the exactly level of technically capable to want to install mods on games but to fuck it up every time
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Oh hey look, it's my first piece for the AV Club!
The HD-2D remakes of Dragon Quest might modernize these ancient RPGs, but could anything recreate the experience of playing them on the NES? www.avclub.com/dragon-quest...
A quest for relevance: Dragon Quest’s remakes search for the impact it had in the ‘80s
The HD-2D remakes of Dragon Quest might modernize these ancient RPGs, but could anything recreate the experience of playing Dragon Warrior on the NES?
www.avclub.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh hey look, it's my first piece for the AV Club!
I saw a tiktok a few weeks ago about how women experience ego death once a month from age 6 and men will go until they're 35 before they do
I think about it a lot
I think about it a lot
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I saw a tiktok a few weeks ago about how women experience ego death once a month from age 6 and men will go until they're 35 before they do
I think about it a lot
I think about it a lot
My candle business failed so spectacularly my ego will absolutely never recover.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My candle business failed so spectacularly my ego will absolutely never recover.
It's the holidays season which means this week's etsy payout was *drumroll*
$2.60
$2.60
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's the holidays season which means this week's etsy payout was *drumroll*
$2.60
$2.60
Life has nothing left to give if you think you need to be good at everything
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Life has nothing left to give if you think you need to be good at everything
I swear to god I don’t like being this exhausted and depressed
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I swear to god I don’t like being this exhausted and depressed
practicing financial minimalism by having $0 in my bank account
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
practicing financial minimalism by having $0 in my bank account
If you ever wanted to get cucked by a Lucario you can pre order for your wife now.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you ever wanted to get cucked by a Lucario you can pre order for your wife now.
when people are like "i don't want to pay for shipping, can i pick them up at your house where you live"
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
when people are like "i don't want to pay for shipping, can i pick them up at your house where you live"
without downloading new pics what's it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
without downloading new pics what's it like dating you
Angus has a nasty ass ear infection ewwww bro
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Angus has a nasty ass ear infection ewwww bro
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We already lowered our prices as low as we can so this year we’re doing buy four get one free for a holiday sale
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We already lowered our prices as low as we can so this year we’re doing buy four get one free for a holiday sale
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
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November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM