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aries candlemancer - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Part forest witch part forest fire. CowboyandCricket.com

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interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?

me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Beautiful choice of image. Remind me though

Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?

Or was that a different one
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Took Angus and his nasty ass ear to the vet. Some choice phrases were thrown around by the vet like “fantastically yeasty” and “too much gunk for the ear drops”
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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wish these articles got straight to the point. "why aren't you giving us all your money" just say it man. you know you want to
"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This fucks
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sending my lapsed catholic mother a St Joseph to put in her outdoor planter while she’s selling her condo
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am the exactly level of technically capable to want to install mods on games but to fuck it up every time
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Oh hey look, it's my first piece for the AV Club!
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Comrade PizzaBreadFace
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I saw a tiktok a few weeks ago about how women experience ego death once a month from age 6 and men will go until they're 35 before they do

I think about it a lot
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My candle business failed so spectacularly my ego will absolutely never recover.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's the holidays season which means this week's etsy payout was *drumroll*

$2.60
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Life has nothing left to give if you think you need to be good at everything
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I swear to god I don’t like being this exhausted and depressed
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
practicing financial minimalism by having $0 in my bank account
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you ever wanted to get cucked by a Lucario you can pre order for your wife now.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Gender euphoria
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
when people are like "i don't want to pay for shipping, can i pick them up at your house where you live"
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
without downloading new pics what's it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Angus has a nasty ass ear infection ewwww bro
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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We already lowered our prices as low as we can so this year we’re doing buy four get one free for a holiday sale

www.cowboyandcricket.com

No code needed ends December 14

We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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new in the shop in lots of sizes!

www.cowboyandcricket.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM