🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚘
@turbofalcon.bsky.social
hi, it's falcon!
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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sometimes i wish i had a few more followers, but then i see the type of nightmare shit people with only 2-3 times my count have to deal with and i'm happy that only cool and thoroughly vetted people interact with my garbage posts
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
sometimes i wish i had a few more followers, but then i see the type of nightmare shit people with only 2-3 times my count have to deal with and i'm happy that only cool and thoroughly vetted people interact with my garbage posts
the only way to enact political change is to barge into a closed circle of people who all agree with you, and then start saying the things you all agree on in the most annoying way possible. preferably in all caps until you've been excluded from yet another group chat. this is how we win!
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
the only way to enact political change is to barge into a closed circle of people who all agree with you, and then start saying the things you all agree on in the most annoying way possible. preferably in all caps until you've been excluded from yet another group chat. this is how we win!
been up for 5 hours, it's time for breakfast, i feel like a mess
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
been up for 5 hours, it's time for breakfast, i feel like a mess
i am a simple person, i think that if you are the ceo of a soup company you should be eating that soup every day. and if you're the ceo of a weapons manufacturer you should be sho
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
i am a simple person, i think that if you are the ceo of a soup company you should be eating that soup every day. and if you're the ceo of a weapons manufacturer you should be sho
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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competition’s heating up
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
competition’s heating up
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great art is just average art with an audience
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
great art is just average art with an audience
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"makhno we're only going next door"
"WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT. WE CANNOT GIVE OUR ENEMY THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE"
"bat'ko you really don't have t-"
"I AM WEARING THESE LUSCIOUS PETTICOATS & BREAST FORMS FOR WORKERS' LIBERATION & NO OTHER REASON. THIS IS A GREAT PERSONAL SACRIFICE FOR ME"
"WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT. WE CANNOT GIVE OUR ENEMY THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE"
"bat'ko you really don't have t-"
"I AM WEARING THESE LUSCIOUS PETTICOATS & BREAST FORMS FOR WORKERS' LIBERATION & NO OTHER REASON. THIS IS A GREAT PERSONAL SACRIFICE FOR ME"
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"makhno we're only going next door"
"WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT. WE CANNOT GIVE OUR ENEMY THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE"
"bat'ko you really don't have t-"
"I AM WEARING THESE LUSCIOUS PETTICOATS & BREAST FORMS FOR WORKERS' LIBERATION & NO OTHER REASON. THIS IS A GREAT PERSONAL SACRIFICE FOR ME"
"WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT. WE CANNOT GIVE OUR ENEMY THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE"
"bat'ko you really don't have t-"
"I AM WEARING THESE LUSCIOUS PETTICOATS & BREAST FORMS FOR WORKERS' LIBERATION & NO OTHER REASON. THIS IS A GREAT PERSONAL SACRIFICE FOR ME"
trying to take on the mass road transit industry but people keep laughing when i say that "we need to dismantle big bus"
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
trying to take on the mass road transit industry but people keep laughing when i say that "we need to dismantle big bus"
makes no sense how peanuts are larger than peas
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
makes no sense how peanuts are larger than peas
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my longest THIS WOULD FIX ME ever
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
my longest THIS WOULD FIX ME ever
straight people love to go "i bet he is a gay closeted self loathing queer" whenever another straight person does something homophobic.
protip: it's not cute at all, you're not being an "ally", you're just perpetuating homophobia
protip: it's not cute at all, you're not being an "ally", you're just perpetuating homophobia
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
straight people love to go "i bet he is a gay closeted self loathing queer" whenever another straight person does something homophobic.
protip: it's not cute at all, you're not being an "ally", you're just perpetuating homophobia
protip: it's not cute at all, you're not being an "ally", you're just perpetuating homophobia
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I am not in the right headspace for this iOS update
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I am not in the right headspace for this iOS update
if i was in the matrix i would just made a gun that shot faster
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if i was in the matrix i would just made a gun that shot faster
feels like a world with flying drones and delivery bots should be cooler than this
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
feels like a world with flying drones and delivery bots should be cooler than this
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Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
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I think i just won #WeirdCarBS spotting for the day :O ☝️
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I think i just won #WeirdCarBS spotting for the day :O ☝️
i love that the wikipedia article for the ibm model m keyboard has a bunch of audio players with typing samples. whoever made that article knows exactly what they were about.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i love that the wikipedia article for the ibm model m keyboard has a bunch of audio players with typing samples. whoever made that article knows exactly what they were about.
i used to have a phone with a joystick, THIS IS WHAT THEY STOLE FROM US
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i used to have a phone with a joystick, THIS IS WHAT THEY STOLE FROM US
i held an iphone 5 yesterday, phones used to be so much better.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i held an iphone 5 yesterday, phones used to be so much better.
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Loud Pipes, Big Boobs, and she Cert-I-Fied
When she pull up at the pallets baby that’s ou-er night
When she pull up at the pallets baby that’s ou-er night
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Loud Pipes, Big Boobs, and she Cert-I-Fied
When she pull up at the pallets baby that’s ou-er night
When she pull up at the pallets baby that’s ou-er night