Turboherne
@turboherne.bsky.social
Senior level designer @Housemarque
Shitposts, dev stuff, fanart and the occasional opinion.
@minttuperuna.bsky.social ❤️
Portfolio:
https://toniaaltonen.dev/
Shitposts, dev stuff, fanart and the occasional opinion.
@minttuperuna.bsky.social ❤️
Portfolio:
https://toniaaltonen.dev/
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Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
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One of the healthiest thing I've done with games is push the ones I've been waiting a long time for out of my mind until they're close to release. I feel like one of the reasons I'm lenient on Prime 4, KH3, FF7R1, FF16, SMTV, TLG or Bayo 3 because I just did other stuff when I was waiting for them
I think one of the weirdest things people bring up is just "this wasn't worth waiting 8 years" like the idea that the longer the wait, the better a game should get
its always unreasonable and it also explicitly implies that if this was jsut called metroid googaloo or whatever, people would like it
its always unreasonable and it also explicitly implies that if this was jsut called metroid googaloo or whatever, people would like it
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One of the healthiest thing I've done with games is push the ones I've been waiting a long time for out of my mind until they're close to release. I feel like one of the reasons I'm lenient on Prime 4, KH3, FF7R1, FF16, SMTV, TLG or Bayo 3 because I just did other stuff when I was waiting for them
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December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Mixed feelings about Marvel Tokon at first, but after today I'm leaving the beta with a much more positive feeling.
Got to play some REALLY fun sets with folks who knew what they were doing. Helped me get in touch with how flexible some characters are, makes for some really cool improvisation!
Got to play some REALLY fun sets with folks who knew what they were doing. Helped me get in touch with how flexible some characters are, makes for some really cool improvisation!
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Mixed feelings about Marvel Tokon at first, but after today I'm leaving the beta with a much more positive feeling.
Got to play some REALLY fun sets with folks who knew what they were doing. Helped me get in touch with how flexible some characters are, makes for some really cool improvisation!
Got to play some REALLY fun sets with folks who knew what they were doing. Helped me get in touch with how flexible some characters are, makes for some really cool improvisation!
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs.
There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.
There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs.
There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.
There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.
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Also - if you pick it up and love it - please leave a review so we hit that magical breakpoint for visibility. <3
🌥️CLOUDHEIM IS NOW AVAILABLE!🌥️
Jump into a vibrant world full of action-packed adventure in this new fantasy co-op experience!
You can play Cloudheim on:
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2070270/Cloudheim/
Epic Games: https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/cloudheim-9fdc70
Jump into a vibrant world full of action-packed adventure in this new fantasy co-op experience!
You can play Cloudheim on:
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2070270/Cloudheim/
Epic Games: https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/cloudheim-9fdc70
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Also - if you pick it up and love it - please leave a review so we hit that magical breakpoint for visibility. <3
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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The Offering.
Monster Illustration from a while ago. I like vertical compositions.
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#greyscale #monster
Monster Illustration from a while ago. I like vertical compositions.
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#greyscale #monster
November 24, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The Offering.
Monster Illustration from a while ago. I like vertical compositions.
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#greyscale #monster
Monster Illustration from a while ago. I like vertical compositions.
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#greyscale #monster
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Every day I wake up and think "I can't make a meme more cursed than what I made yesterday," and then prove myself wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Every day I wake up and think "I can't make a meme more cursed than what I made yesterday," and then prove myself wrong.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg
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*counts on fingers*
Uh.... y'all.
I uh.... I'm shipping a game this week.
Uh.... y'all.
I uh.... I'm shipping a game this week.
☁️ The skies open soon...
Cloudheim enters Early Access in ONE MONTH. Ready your blades — and your blins!
🗓️ Mark your calendars and make sure to wishlist! #Cloudheim #EarlyAccess #Steam #EpicGames
Cloudheim enters Early Access in ONE MONTH. Ready your blades — and your blins!
🗓️ Mark your calendars and make sure to wishlist! #Cloudheim #EarlyAccess #Steam #EpicGames
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
*counts on fingers*
Uh.... y'all.
I uh.... I'm shipping a game this week.
Uh.... y'all.
I uh.... I'm shipping a game this week.
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i rly like how clear michiko sakurai's "phases" are. it's lovely tbh
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i rly like how clear michiko sakurai's "phases" are. it's lovely tbh
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🧐Face-style Development 🧐
2020 → 2025
2020 → 2025
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
🧐Face-style Development 🧐
2020 → 2025
2020 → 2025
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Tim strikes me as the kinda guy who gets mad about needing a driver's licence
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Tim strikes me as the kinda guy who gets mad about needing a driver's licence