TuringProctor
@turingproctor.bsky.social
IRL I'm mistaken for a respectable person of sober judgment and sensible opinions. Not here. This account is for my goofiest takes. I like cats, books, science, and fun-crazy. I dislike hookworm, throat-singing, fundamentalism, and mean-crazy.
Interesting legal take from @adamkinzinger.bsky.social. Would SCOTUS see it that way? The first clause of the 2nd Amendment -- you know, the one about a well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State -- has been written off as mere legislative throat-clearing. #LawSky #SCOTUS
June 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Interesting legal take from @adamkinzinger.bsky.social. Would SCOTUS see it that way? The first clause of the 2nd Amendment -- you know, the one about a well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State -- has been written off as mere legislative throat-clearing. #LawSky #SCOTUS
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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Monday removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines and pledged to replace them with his own picks.
RFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committee
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Monday removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines and pledged to rep…
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June 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Monday removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines and pledged to replace them with his own picks.
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Holy shit, Bill S. Preston Esquire re-skeeted me
June 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Holy shit, Bill S. Preston Esquire re-skeeted me
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"The real test of nonviolence lies in its being brought in contact with those who have contempt for it." #Gandhi #PrayForAmerica
June 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"The real test of nonviolence lies in its being brought in contact with those who have contempt for it." #Gandhi #PrayForAmerica
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June 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The Posse Comitatus Act bars federal troops from participating in civilian law enforcement except when expressly authorized by law. This 147-year-old law embodies an American tradition that sees military interference in civilian affairs as a threat to both Democracy and Personal Liberty.
June 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Posse Comitatus Act bars federal troops from participating in civilian law enforcement except when expressly authorized by law. This 147-year-old law embodies an American tradition that sees military interference in civilian affairs as a threat to both Democracy and Personal Liberty.
#Trump handle: #babydrill. It's on the small side.
June 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
#Trump handle: #babydrill. It's on the small side.
Anyone else think we should refer to #Trump as #babydrill ?
June 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Anyone else think we should refer to #Trump as #babydrill ?
Maybe they are still playing because they think the 1 millionth caller will get some kind of prize?
May 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Maybe they are still playing because they think the 1 millionth caller will get some kind of prize?
Daily Mail readers like boobs?
May 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Daily Mail readers like boobs?
Ha, love this. You're hitting on one of my "angry nerd" pet peeves in planet-hopping sci-fi! Your red-shirts visited one village on a PLANET, dude. Maybe cool your jets before deciding that their home-spun-cloth-influencer lifestyle must be preserved at all costs.
May 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ha, love this. You're hitting on one of my "angry nerd" pet peeves in planet-hopping sci-fi! Your red-shirts visited one village on a PLANET, dude. Maybe cool your jets before deciding that their home-spun-cloth-influencer lifestyle must be preserved at all costs.
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Endor was a whole fucking moon and we saw a few square miles of it and never really had any sense of the broader Ewok society from which the rebels recruited their ad hoc guerrilla cadres. Those could've been Ewok hillbillies for all we know.
May 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Endor was a whole fucking moon and we saw a few square miles of it and never really had any sense of the broader Ewok society from which the rebels recruited their ad hoc guerrilla cadres. Those could've been Ewok hillbillies for all we know.
Now on Netflix: Racist Ewok hillbillies. Strike oil and move to Beverly Hills, Coursant. Deliverance soundtrack.
May 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now on Netflix: Racist Ewok hillbillies. Strike oil and move to Beverly Hills, Coursant. Deliverance soundtrack.
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He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him.
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
April 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him.
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
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one of the more blatant, in your face fascistic moments trumps 2nd term has had yet, and that’s saying something. they are telling us they love that they are openly doing crimes against humanity. if the world doesn’t prosecute every single person involved in this, it will be a failure of humanity
COLLINS: Can President Bukele weigh in on this? Do you plan to return Garcia?
BUKELE: How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States? Of course I'm not going to do it. The question is preposterous
TRUMP: These are sick people
BUKELE: How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States? Of course I'm not going to do it. The question is preposterous
TRUMP: These are sick people
April 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
one of the more blatant, in your face fascistic moments trumps 2nd term has had yet, and that’s saying something. they are telling us they love that they are openly doing crimes against humanity. if the world doesn’t prosecute every single person involved in this, it will be a failure of humanity
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If Stephen Miller can lie about Abrego Garcia and his case on national TV, he can do it in federal court under oath. Judge Xinis should demand his appearance, question him under oath, then jail him for Contempt when he commits Perjury.
This lawless administration has to be subjected to rule of law.
This lawless administration has to be subjected to rule of law.
April 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If Stephen Miller can lie about Abrego Garcia and his case on national TV, he can do it in federal court under oath. Judge Xinis should demand his appearance, question him under oath, then jail him for Contempt when he commits Perjury.
This lawless administration has to be subjected to rule of law.
This lawless administration has to be subjected to rule of law.
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El Salvador’s president, Nayib Bukele, mocked SCOTUS today showing just how much damage Trump has done to our country during the past 84 days. Only 1,376 days to go. Will the Republican Party do anything? How about Jill Stein and the Stein Shites? Protest voters? No? Well, that figures.
April 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
El Salvador’s president, Nayib Bukele, mocked SCOTUS today showing just how much damage Trump has done to our country during the past 84 days. Only 1,376 days to go. Will the Republican Party do anything? How about Jill Stein and the Stein Shites? Protest voters? No? Well, that figures.
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Harvard is not bending the knee to Donald Trump and his administration:
"The university will not surrender its independence or relinquish its constitutional rights. Neither Harvard nor any other private university can allow itself to be taken over by the federal government....
"The university will not surrender its independence or relinquish its constitutional rights. Neither Harvard nor any other private university can allow itself to be taken over by the federal government....
April 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Harvard is not bending the knee to Donald Trump and his administration:
"The university will not surrender its independence or relinquish its constitutional rights. Neither Harvard nor any other private university can allow itself to be taken over by the federal government....
"The university will not surrender its independence or relinquish its constitutional rights. Neither Harvard nor any other private university can allow itself to be taken over by the federal government....
Perhaps someone who
mistakes the method of preparation and plating for the main ingredient?
mistakes the method of preparation and plating for the main ingredient?
April 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Perhaps someone who
mistakes the method of preparation and plating for the main ingredient?
mistakes the method of preparation and plating for the main ingredient?
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He's manufacturing chaos because he has nothing to offer. No vision. No ideas. No interest in building anything. Just tearing down what others have built.
April 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
He's manufacturing chaos because he has nothing to offer. No vision. No ideas. No interest in building anything. Just tearing down what others have built.
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says he has “100% hatred” toward Russian leader Vladimir Putin.
“How else can you see a person who came here and murdered our people, murdered children?” says Zelenskyy. https://cbsn.ws/3YyaIlp
“How else can you see a person who came here and murdered our people, murdered children?” says Zelenskyy. https://cbsn.ws/3YyaIlp
April 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says he has “100% hatred” toward Russian leader Vladimir Putin.
“How else can you see a person who came here and murdered our people, murdered children?” says Zelenskyy. https://cbsn.ws/3YyaIlp
“How else can you see a person who came here and murdered our people, murdered children?” says Zelenskyy. https://cbsn.ws/3YyaIlp
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Can’t wait to hear the “free speech” mob stand up for CBS and 60 minutes
April 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Can’t wait to hear the “free speech” mob stand up for CBS and 60 minutes