Turnsky🏳️⚧️
@turnsky.bsky.social
Artist. Derg Thing. Trans. She/Her.
Under 18's need not follow. like at all.
If you're an AIBro, don't even bother following me, i block you folks on sight.
https://ko-fi.com/turnsky
Under 18's need not follow. like at all.
If you're an AIBro, don't even bother following me, i block you folks on sight.
https://ko-fi.com/turnsky
The urge to scream "fuck off" at everybody who so much as utters sound at you.
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The urge to scream "fuck off" at everybody who so much as utters sound at you.
Even better if you can wrap it up with a horrible joke like.. "why is it 67? is it because 68 69? or something?" shit like that.
the closer kids are to teenagers the more effective this is
try saying "6-7" to a 13 year old and watch them wither and die inside
try saying "6-7" to a 13 year old and watch them wither and die inside
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Even better if you can wrap it up with a horrible joke like.. "why is it 67? is it because 68 69? or something?" shit like that.
This kid will go down in history as a fuckin' legend.
also that punching fascists is still with us. *nod*
also that punching fascists is still with us. *nod*
This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.
February 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This kid will go down in history as a fuckin' legend.
also that punching fascists is still with us. *nod*
also that punching fascists is still with us. *nod*
.... Happy Valen-Dines you hungry hungry people.
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
.... Happy Valen-Dines you hungry hungry people.
ever wonder how many people out there clean under the lid seals in their stanley cups and whatnot?
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 AM
ever wonder how many people out there clean under the lid seals in their stanley cups and whatnot?
Them: "YOu Can't change ur gendurh"
Me: *Changes entire blood group*
Me: *Changes entire blood group*
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Them: "YOu Can't change ur gendurh"
Me: *Changes entire blood group*
Me: *Changes entire blood group*
Okay, riddle me this folks. Fallout 76, over in Burning Springs, this looks like a reference to SOMETHING but i can't quite put my finger on it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Okay, riddle me this folks. Fallout 76, over in Burning Springs, this looks like a reference to SOMETHING but i can't quite put my finger on it.
*just had teriyaki beef*
*looks up teriyaki mushrooms*
Thank you other countries for saving us from british food.
*looks up teriyaki mushrooms*
Thank you other countries for saving us from british food.
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open and a fox logo behind him
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open and a fox logo behind him
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 AM
*just had teriyaki beef*
*looks up teriyaki mushrooms*
Thank you other countries for saving us from british food.
*looks up teriyaki mushrooms*
Thank you other countries for saving us from british food.
How to tell it was a marriage of convenience without being explicitly told it was.
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
How to tell it was a marriage of convenience without being explicitly told it was.
*leans in, whispers into @korpspropaganda.bsky.social* what if...all wafs.
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
*leans in, whispers into @korpspropaganda.bsky.social* what if...all wafs.
trying some tom yum cup noodles, and i gotta say, quite a sassy burn.
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
trying some tom yum cup noodles, and i gotta say, quite a sassy burn.
Lies make for poor mortar.
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Lies make for poor mortar.
blood bags are vampire capri-suns.
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
blood bags are vampire capri-suns.
Stylistic things that bug me when it comes to fat art (but i don't hold it against ya)
Veins/Stretch Marks on Furries: super depends on amount of fur but this also is the same for musclefurs, you lose definition.
Skinny necks: cowards, put some CHINS on that fucker.
Visible collarbone: Coward.
Veins/Stretch Marks on Furries: super depends on amount of fur but this also is the same for musclefurs, you lose definition.
Skinny necks: cowards, put some CHINS on that fucker.
Visible collarbone: Coward.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Stylistic things that bug me when it comes to fat art (but i don't hold it against ya)
Veins/Stretch Marks on Furries: super depends on amount of fur but this also is the same for musclefurs, you lose definition.
Skinny necks: cowards, put some CHINS on that fucker.
Visible collarbone: Coward.
Veins/Stretch Marks on Furries: super depends on amount of fur but this also is the same for musclefurs, you lose definition.
Skinny necks: cowards, put some CHINS on that fucker.
Visible collarbone: Coward.
I guess even cartoon dogs need work.
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I guess even cartoon dogs need work.
Who does his hair? It looks like a bond villain's just before the doom laser explodes.
NEW: Palantir workers have a lot of questions about the company's dealings with ICE. In response, CEO Alex Karp issued a video where he talked at length about Western power and didn't give answers—employees can apparently sign an NDA to get those. @makenakelly.bsky.social has the scoop:
Palantir CEO Alex Karp Recorded a Video About ICE for His Employees
In a video shared with Palantir employees, Alex Karp did not explain how ICE is utilizing the company's products. Instead, workers were told they can sign NDAs if they want detailed information.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Who does his hair? It looks like a bond villain's just before the doom laser explodes.
A colonoscopy is just a ring camera.
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
A colonoscopy is just a ring camera.
Acutally. this brings to a point.
You're nice enough to the receptionist, the customer service manager, etc.. they don't get paid enough to deal with abuse, right.
you get to their supervisors and management. you work your way up the ladder... and if you get into corporate? fuckin' unload.
You're nice enough to the receptionist, the customer service manager, etc.. they don't get paid enough to deal with abuse, right.
you get to their supervisors and management. you work your way up the ladder... and if you get into corporate? fuckin' unload.
"You shouldn't bully corporations. You should be nice to people."
Me:
Me:
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Acutally. this brings to a point.
You're nice enough to the receptionist, the customer service manager, etc.. they don't get paid enough to deal with abuse, right.
you get to their supervisors and management. you work your way up the ladder... and if you get into corporate? fuckin' unload.
You're nice enough to the receptionist, the customer service manager, etc.. they don't get paid enough to deal with abuse, right.
you get to their supervisors and management. you work your way up the ladder... and if you get into corporate? fuckin' unload.
A little story: i used to have a teacher back in high school, former cop, used to be NSW police.
Anywho, instead of teaching us anything in the curriculum (religious studies) he often told us of all the bullshit that happened when he was there. and only the fact we have social media is different.
Anywho, instead of teaching us anything in the curriculum (religious studies) he often told us of all the bullshit that happened when he was there. and only the fact we have social media is different.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
A little story: i used to have a teacher back in high school, former cop, used to be NSW police.
Anywho, instead of teaching us anything in the curriculum (religious studies) he often told us of all the bullshit that happened when he was there. and only the fact we have social media is different.
Anywho, instead of teaching us anything in the curriculum (religious studies) he often told us of all the bullshit that happened when he was there. and only the fact we have social media is different.
i see America's most psychologically fragile demographic - Bigots, were having a normal one lately.
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 AM
i see America's most psychologically fragile demographic - Bigots, were having a normal one lately.
(Since the last one was too easy)
If you see this, Post a character that starts with M
If you see this, Post a character that starts with M
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
(Since the last one was too easy)
If you see this, Post a character that starts with M
If you see this, Post a character that starts with M
If you see this, post a character that starts with M
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with M
Not a thought in that head
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Not a thought in that head
@lafterlight.bsky.social
SCIENCE FISH
SCIENCE FISH
Scientists created a NEW FISH
YouTube video by More Parz
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 AM
@lafterlight.bsky.social
SCIENCE FISH
SCIENCE FISH
Fallout theory: "Dogmeat" is a legendary figure in the wasteland, an immortal canine guide of uncertain appearance.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Fallout theory: "Dogmeat" is a legendary figure in the wasteland, an immortal canine guide of uncertain appearance.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.