trtlsynf 🏳️⚧️
@turtlesynth.bsky.social
Adorable girlbot! she/her/it
2/18/2025 💊
some of fave things are: Turtles, TF2, Tech, and Trek! 🐢
Sometimes lewd! I'm over 18 and so is my account!
2/18/2025 💊
some of fave things are: Turtles, TF2, Tech, and Trek! 🐢
Sometimes lewd! I'm over 18 and so is my account!
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Bowser is a he/him transfemme lesbian and he is also my wife.
Anyone who says otherwise will be cast into the hole.
Anyone who says otherwise will be cast into the hole.
nuked every post that included my name in the likely event that I get it legally changed and run the risk of people finding my socials and going "hmmmm"
I want to put a new name in besides "turtlesynth" I liked having it as my IRL name but it's scary to be that public
I want to put a new name in besides "turtlesynth" I liked having it as my IRL name but it's scary to be that public
December 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
nuked every post that included my name in the likely event that I get it legally changed and run the risk of people finding my socials and going "hmmmm"
I want to put a new name in besides "turtlesynth" I liked having it as my IRL name but it's scary to be that public
I want to put a new name in besides "turtlesynth" I liked having it as my IRL name but it's scary to be that public
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put this on a pair of booty shorts
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
put this on a pair of booty shorts
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It's time to officially start the 2026
TJ replies to this post every single time he gets a TurboTax ad.
Every cent they spend on advertising to me will fuel me towards reminding everyone that better tax services exist.
EAT A DICK TURBOTAX. GET TOUR SCAM ASS OUTTA HERE
TJ replies to this post every single time he gets a TurboTax ad.
Every cent they spend on advertising to me will fuel me towards reminding everyone that better tax services exist.
EAT A DICK TURBOTAX. GET TOUR SCAM ASS OUTTA HERE
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It's time to officially start the 2026
TJ replies to this post every single time he gets a TurboTax ad.
Every cent they spend on advertising to me will fuel me towards reminding everyone that better tax services exist.
EAT A DICK TURBOTAX. GET TOUR SCAM ASS OUTTA HERE
TJ replies to this post every single time he gets a TurboTax ad.
Every cent they spend on advertising to me will fuel me towards reminding everyone that better tax services exist.
EAT A DICK TURBOTAX. GET TOUR SCAM ASS OUTTA HERE
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speaking as an american citizen, the united states is a rogue state, and should be held accountable
you really do not have to appease trump, our absurd tech monopolies, or our billionaires
you really do not have to appease trump, our absurd tech monopolies, or our billionaires
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
speaking as an american citizen, the united states is a rogue state, and should be held accountable
you really do not have to appease trump, our absurd tech monopolies, or our billionaires
you really do not have to appease trump, our absurd tech monopolies, or our billionaires
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why you so glass
December 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
why you so glass
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
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Help select KBSTRRC's 2026 sea turtle naming theme! Visit lp.constantcontactpages.com/sv/CdnNK2i/T... to select your favorite category. Your voice matters!🐢🐢🐢
This #conservation work for protected #seaturtles at #KBSTRRC is authorized by the NC Wildlife Resources Commission, ES Permit 25ST05.
This #conservation work for protected #seaturtles at #KBSTRRC is authorized by the NC Wildlife Resources Commission, ES Permit 25ST05.
December 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Help select KBSTRRC's 2026 sea turtle naming theme! Visit lp.constantcontactpages.com/sv/CdnNK2i/T... to select your favorite category. Your voice matters!🐢🐢🐢
This #conservation work for protected #seaturtles at #KBSTRRC is authorized by the NC Wildlife Resources Commission, ES Permit 25ST05.
This #conservation work for protected #seaturtles at #KBSTRRC is authorized by the NC Wildlife Resources Commission, ES Permit 25ST05.
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Who the hell was posting about this video, I fucking love it, I'm obsessed, who caused this youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...
1000 Players Simulate Civilization: Rich & Poor
YouTube video by ish
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Who the hell was posting about this video, I fucking love it, I'm obsessed, who caused this youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...
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my fault, everyone
Who the hell was posting about this video, I fucking love it, I'm obsessed, who caused this youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...
1000 Players Simulate Civilization: Rich & Poor
YouTube video by ish
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
my fault, everyone
:3
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
:3
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(greedy licks) finally got around to the last panel of this sequence<3
https://bsky.app/profile/comfybeasts.bsky.social/post/3m2dccseyms2t
https://bsky.app/profile/comfybeasts.bsky.social/post/3m2dccseyms2t
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
(greedy licks) finally got around to the last panel of this sequence<3
https://bsky.app/profile/comfybeasts.bsky.social/post/3m2dccseyms2t
https://bsky.app/profile/comfybeasts.bsky.social/post/3m2dccseyms2t
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it is Wednesday my dudes
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
it is Wednesday my dudes
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Arapaima lizard critter
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Arapaima lizard critter
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Garden Brush: An ancient statue awakens..
#brushweek2025
#brushweek2025
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Garden Brush: An ancient statue awakens..
#brushweek2025
#brushweek2025
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Lovely Brush: Special Delivery!
#brushweek2025
#brushweek2025
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Lovely Brush: Special Delivery!
#brushweek2025
#brushweek2025
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"Alcohol is not good for..."
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
"Alcohol is not good for..."
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send me ur OCs and I will show u where u land :3
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
send me ur OCs and I will show u where u land :3
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December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM