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Occam’s Blazer

@twiceonmonday.bsky.social

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · Nov 9

If you were a villain, who would you be?

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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 9h

I don't think you find your soulmate (if they even exist in the traditional sense) but rather they're made through vulnerability and openess and growth.

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the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 1d

Men born in the 80s have their issues but chivalry ain't one. Yes, daddy, open my car door before you form your unhealed weapons against me 🫦

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B.W. McKay @bwmckay.bsky.social · 2d

Take it slow today. Find something you love about yourself and focus on that. Disrupt the chaos machine. Unplugging from chaos is an act of self-love. 🙏🏾👑

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 2d

Yes. Assume the position.

Seated woman using a man on the ground as a footrest

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steve harrington’s hair swoop @uxalchemist.blacksky.app · 5d

If you’re looking for items to donate, check for clothing you can donate. If ppl can’t afford food, they can’t afford clothes. The season is changing.

If donating food, don’t forget that important things often forget is cooking oil! Dried spices! Peanut butter! And buy cans with pop-tops!

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 9d

😭😭😭

Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 12d

LoveSac beanbag can fit multiple people

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 13d

😂😂

Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 13d

Awesome 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 13d

Baby, baby, baabeeeee

When you touch me like this
And when you hold me like that

a man in a yellow dress singing into a microphone with the letter n in the corner

Alt: a man in a yellow dress singing into a baseball bat with the letter n in the corner

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 13d

I’ve been the same height since I was 12

a woman standing in a grocery store reaching for a bag of chips

Alt: a woman standing in a grocery store reaching for a bag of chips

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 14d

Dude is outside with it like it’s a dog

Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 14d

There’s a goat on U st. I need to go home

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 14d

Don’t waste your time coming online to ask the miserable and chronically horny about who you should date.
Let ppl love you. Love fast. Love hard. Love whoever. And when that’s done, love the next one.
Life is short. Your life is likely already half over, and these years went by quick as hell

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 15d

😂😂 smart!

Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 15d

Better hope they don’t figure out how to FaceTime (or group FaceTime). That was a rough couple of months 😭😂

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 16d

The world doesn’t reward quiet suffering…yessss…

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 15d

Appreciate you!!! 🫶🏿

Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 15d

Inclusivity!!!

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 15d

Pulling hair or rubbing her beautiful bald head during sex is so feral and I fully support it.

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🎃🕸️Deadly Siete 🔪 @bigmamageneral.blacksky.app · 15d

A nigga better be happy I sent him anything. I could’ve sent you a picture of my strap-on.

Now we both looking crazy cause my dick bigger than yours.

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Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 15d

If you stay ready…

Occam’s Blazer @twiceonmonday.bsky.social · 15d

Keep a couple in the vault to fire off when necessary

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vivi5cents @vivi5cents.bsky.social · 15d

DMV Friends

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 16d

I hate it when @cerromerussell.blacksky.app "asks" me to open because first of all "duh nigga, yes." And second, he should be headlining. But i need the money so please come see BOAFUS Dec 26-28 at the DC Comedy Loft

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk

www.dccomedyloft.com

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33oz Mango Butter 🥭🧈 @shonnasaidso.blacksky.app · 17d

😭😭 the accuracy.

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