🦖 Twinklecup ☄️ Slithersby 🦜
@twinklecrepe.bsky.social
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I am the poisonous mushroom that makes the fearless vomit
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The Bible is actually about the power of friendship
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I was just gonna comment on that, but you did a much better job than I would have so I'm glad you got here first
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Are you trying to be insufferable on purpose?
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You are taking the original post way too literally
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that thread reminds me of this conversation I once had where this person insisted that they were unironically offended when cashiers wished them happy holidays because it was "rubbing their privileged happiness in my face." some people really need to get a grip
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I've been listening to goth music since the 80s and I'm only in favor of gatekeeping goth clubs from creeps and nazis. Who cares if you aren't currently a goth music listener? Maybe you'll hear a song you like while you're at the club.
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I refuse to watch this video, but judging by the comments, it seems like he's advising that men shouldn't sleep with women (or at least not right away) because doing so will cause us to lose our attraction to them. Um. 100% that just means you're bad at sex, dude.
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I like how his example of sloth is "I'm gonna watch reruns of Sex + the City all day." Like, in what decade did he make this video?????
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I can't wait to see how the invasion of Illinois goes if the military aren't getting paid
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It's so weird when men don't engage in community building and then get mad and blame women when they don't have anyone to turn to when they need help. Or when they sexualize emotional intimacy and then wonder why no one rushes to give them emotional support if they're not in a relationship
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Everybody knows Mothman is a hot piece of ass
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I wish I had a soundproof room for screaming in
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WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU *delays your flight just long enough that you miss your layover, calls all the hotels in the city where you'll be stranded and tells them you're a terrorist*
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oh shit what if someone is doing it on purpose as a fetish thing

like there's some dude in his back office watching people wander around all confused on the security cameras and just FURIOUSLY masturbating
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house cats obviously domesticated humans
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somebody on the internet is trying to convince me that house cats were domesticated from lions and I am ready to fucking fight
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Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, and JD Vance killed the pope
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I'm a girls' girl, but like, in a gay way
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- 32,809 have been arrested by Ice during Trump 2.
- German tourist Jessica Brösche spent more than a month in detention, including eight days in solitary confinement, suffering one of the worst human rights violations
- Rebecca Burke (UK) was trying to leave but was detained for 19 (!) days
I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre
Graphic artist Rebecca Burke was on the trip of a lifetime. But as she tried to leave the US she was stopped, interrogated and branded an illegal alien by ICE. Now back home, she tells others thinking...
www.theguardian.com