Bill
@twoandseven.bsky.social
You are what you do when it counts.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
For context: www.imdb.com/title/tt0120...
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
For context: www.imdb.com/title/tt0120...
OK, I snorted.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
OK, I snorted.
So more often I need to pause to reflect about what I'm posting, and think about how it might come across. There's so few characters we get here, I sometimes just blurt stuff out w/o a needed preamble (and if it needs one, maybe not post at all?). I feel bad that he took time to reply.
Here's a shocking concept: I know, and do daily.
Here's another shocking concept: People on the internet comment without reading to rage based on what they think was written.
Here's another shocking concept: People on the internet comment without reading to rage based on what they think was written.
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So more often I need to pause to reflect about what I'm posting, and think about how it might come across. There's so few characters we get here, I sometimes just blurt stuff out w/o a needed preamble (and if it needs one, maybe not post at all?). I feel bad that he took time to reply.
This is the single most depressing thing I've read online this year.
I've read a lot of things online this year.
Thank you for helping us, Mr. Garces. You're a saint.
I've read a lot of things online this year.
Thank you for helping us, Mr. Garces. You're a saint.
Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is the single most depressing thing I've read online this year.
I've read a lot of things online this year.
Thank you for helping us, Mr. Garces. You're a saint.
I've read a lot of things online this year.
Thank you for helping us, Mr. Garces. You're a saint.
OK, so I occasionally get a song stuck in my head, like many other people. The current song stuck in there now is La Cucaracha. Like you'd hear coming from one of those car horn things that (badly) plays a short musical tune snippet. It's on a loop.
It won't go away and I'm afraid.
It won't go away and I'm afraid.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
OK, so I occasionally get a song stuck in my head, like many other people. The current song stuck in there now is La Cucaracha. Like you'd hear coming from one of those car horn things that (badly) plays a short musical tune snippet. It's on a loop.
It won't go away and I'm afraid.
It won't go away and I'm afraid.
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
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Holy shit look at this
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Holy shit look at this
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.
The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.
Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social
A film that I’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A film that I’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
Jelly Rabies.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jelly Rabies.
This human muppet hasn't seen or heard anything, ever. It's not like he has a day job. What does he do all day?
Note: This is me — I asked this question.
You’ll hear me say “yes you have” here — because Johnson was already *directly asked* about one of these instances (when the Presbyterian minister was shot in the head with a pepper ball) in one of earlier shutdown press conferences.
You’ll hear me say “yes you have” here — because Johnson was already *directly asked* about one of these instances (when the Presbyterian minister was shot in the head with a pepper ball) in one of earlier shutdown press conferences.
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This human muppet hasn't seen or heard anything, ever. It's not like he has a day job. What does he do all day?
So the dog's new trick is to come into the office, stare at me for two minutes, fart loudly, and then walk out. The miasma hits me about 15 seconds later.
She gets the high-end food too! No scraps, nothing but the good kibble. But her emissions smelled like boiled roadkill soaked in a swamp.
She gets the high-end food too! No scraps, nothing but the good kibble. But her emissions smelled like boiled roadkill soaked in a swamp.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So the dog's new trick is to come into the office, stare at me for two minutes, fart loudly, and then walk out. The miasma hits me about 15 seconds later.
She gets the high-end food too! No scraps, nothing but the good kibble. But her emissions smelled like boiled roadkill soaked in a swamp.
She gets the high-end food too! No scraps, nothing but the good kibble. But her emissions smelled like boiled roadkill soaked in a swamp.
Wow.
The eye of Hurricane Melissa.
Image taken today by Sentinel-2.
Image taken today by Sentinel-2.
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wow.
The wife's out of town, so that means my inner 14 year old is coming up with dinner ideas. It's looking like it's going to be calamari rings and a tamale.
Naturally, I'll need to watch a submarine movie.
Naturally, I'll need to watch a submarine movie.
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The wife's out of town, so that means my inner 14 year old is coming up with dinner ideas. It's looking like it's going to be calamari rings and a tamale.
Naturally, I'll need to watch a submarine movie.
Naturally, I'll need to watch a submarine movie.
Some puppy ears don't go up, but that's OK!
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Some puppy ears don't go up, but that's OK!
Not all heroes wear capes.
ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Oh look, weapons-grade bullshit is now on bsky.
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh look, weapons-grade bullshit is now on bsky.
Mind bleach time!
The beaver family goes bobbing for baby pumpkins! 🎃 Watch Butternut, Walnut, Nutmeg, and friends enjoy pumpkin enrichments all weekend long during Zoo Boo, Oct. 18 & 19. 👻
📹: Keeper Alex
📹: Keeper Alex
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Mind bleach time!
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I think I've heard more helicopters heading to the nearby Nat'l Guard base this morning that I have in the last five months put together.
Anything big going on in the next day or two?
Anything big going on in the next day or two?
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think I've heard more helicopters heading to the nearby Nat'l Guard base this morning that I have in the last five months put together.
Anything big going on in the next day or two?
Anything big going on in the next day or two?