Bill
@twoandseven.bsky.social
You are what you do when it counts.
I didn't know this about me, but I just learned I could watch a baby tapir eating romaine lettuce pretty much all day long.
From a tiny watermelon to 523 pounds of tapir, Ume the Malayan tapir is officially ONE! 🎉 What began as a 24-pound bundle of squeaks and spots has grown into a curious, confident tapir, stealing hearts every step of the way. 💗 Happy first birthday, Ume! We love you! ❤️
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I didn't know this about me, but I just learned I could watch a baby tapir eating romaine lettuce pretty much all day long.
Tiny heffalump!
Happy birthday Tula-Tu! This petite party pachyderm is 1 today 💖
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Tiny heffalump!
Yourself but as a cartoon.
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon.
I loved the husband's hostage video.
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I loved the husband's hostage video.
Curious as to what Noem is going to do with all of her ICE costumes after they shitcan her. Will it be like tech schwag that lingers in the back of the closet until it's time to move? Maybe it'll come out again for Halloween?
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Curious as to what Noem is going to do with all of her ICE costumes after they shitcan her. Will it be like tech schwag that lingers in the back of the closet until it's time to move? Maybe it'll come out again for Halloween?
Well now, when I was a lad I could listen to Chrissie Hynde all day every day. And then a bit later on, Kim Deal was there for me.
Fun question: Who has the sexiest singing voice? Not singer who is sexy physically? But whose voice alone is sexy.
January 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Well now, when I was a lad I could listen to Chrissie Hynde all day every day. And then a bit later on, Kim Deal was there for me.
Compuserve.
Okay, let's get nostalgic
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Compuserve.
Why do major appliances break down right when you need them most? I don't need my washing machine to sing for me when it's done or analyze what towels are in there, I just want it to wash my clothes when I need it to.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Why do major appliances break down right when you need them most? I don't need my washing machine to sing for me when it's done or analyze what towels are in there, I just want it to wash my clothes when I need it to.
I think Friday morning is as good a time as any for some mind bleach.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I think Friday morning is as good a time as any for some mind bleach.
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
"No, be quiet! I got this."
"No, be quiet! I got this."
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
"No, be quiet! I got this."
"No, be quiet! I got this."
If you see this, skeet an archer.
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If you see this, skeet an archer.
Slightly diminish a game:
World of Needlecraft
World of Needlecraft
Slightly diminish a game:
SimSuburb
SimSuburb
Slightly diminish a game:
Microsoft Flight Rescheduler.
Microsoft Flight Rescheduler.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Slightly diminish a game:
World of Needlecraft
World of Needlecraft
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble"
They want you to be quiet. They want you to submit. They’re prepared to kill you if you dissent.
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble"
Do not repost those pictures of the ICE murderer. They are fake, and could get someone hurt.
All of those pictures of that ICE agent’s face are AI.
Here’s the proof.
Here’s the proof.
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Do not repost those pictures of the ICE murderer. They are fake, and could get someone hurt.
If you want to know which news media organizations are complicit, just look to see which use the word "captured" to describe the abduction of Nicholas Maduro.
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I'm not giving NPR any more money.
@wlrnnews.bsky.social
Venezuelans interviewed in Weston and Doral — cities with the largest concentration of Venezuelan-Americans in the U.S. — said they are ecstatic over Maduro’s ouster, and are hopeful of a promising future.
Venezuelans interviewed in Weston and Doral — cities with the largest concentration of Venezuelan-Americans in the U.S. — said they are ecstatic over Maduro’s ouster, and are hopeful of a promising future.
Jubilation. Joy. Hope. Venezuelans in South Florida celebrate Maduro's ouster with guarded optimism
Venezuelans interviewed in Weston and Doral — cities with the largest concentration of Venezuelan-Americans in the nation — said they are ecstatic over Maduro’s ouster from their beloved homeland, and...
www.wlrn.org
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I'm not giving NPR any more money.
We no longer have a mortgage or credit card debt.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
1/
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We no longer have a mortgage or credit card debt.
This is some really cool shit.
This is a photo of the surface of an asteroid
It was taken from the *surface*I of that asteroid
By a *bouncing rover* the size of a lunchbox
(1/2)
It was taken from the *surface*I of that asteroid
By a *bouncing rover* the size of a lunchbox
(1/2)
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is some really cool shit.
I walked out of a store on Melrose Ave in L.A. and bumped into Vincent Schiavelli carrying a rocking chair.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I walked out of a store on Melrose Ave in L.A. and bumped into Vincent Schiavelli carrying a rocking chair.
I know we all did that "best 90's album" thing, but it got me thinking and none of them can stand up against ZZ Top's 1979 record Deguello, because it is The Shit (note definite article).
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I know we all did that "best 90's album" thing, but it got me thinking and none of them can stand up against ZZ Top's 1979 record Deguello, because it is The Shit (note definite article).
If I go purely by how much I listened to it, this would be my pick for perfect 90's album.
December 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If I go purely by how much I listened to it, this would be my pick for perfect 90's album.
All these assholes need is to show everyone Emmanuel Goldstein on a huge screen, and then let them scream for two minutes.
The whole Cabinet is a bunch of fucking weirdos.
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
All these assholes need is to show everyone Emmanuel Goldstein on a huge screen, and then let them scream for two minutes.
Here's an interesting thing I didn't know.
Somalis buy enough cars in Minnesota for a Honda dealership to have a Somali page www.invergrovehonda.com/somali-honda/
Somali Honda - Inver Grove Honda
Encuentre Honda CR-V, Civic y más en Inver Grove Honda. Autos nuevos y usados, servicio, y financiamiento — ¡todo en español! % %
www.invergrovehonda.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Here's an interesting thing I didn't know.
I named my fists Hall and Oates because they're very Big Bam Boom.
I named my fists Borror and Delong because they’re actually tarsi.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I named my fists Hall and Oates because they're very Big Bam Boom.
Hey @profanity.accountant I'm not sure if I swear much or not...
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant I'm not sure if I swear much or not...