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Bill
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You are what you do when it counts.
I didn't know this about me, but I just learned I could watch a baby tapir eating romaine lettuce pretty much all day long.
From a tiny watermelon to 523 pounds of tapir, Ume the Malayan tapir is officially ONE! 🎉 What began as a 24-pound bundle of squeaks and spots has grown into a curious, confident tapir, stealing hearts every step of the way. 💗 Happy first birthday, Ume! We love you! ❤️
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Tiny heffalump!
Happy birthday Tula-Tu! This petite party pachyderm is 1 today 💖
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon.
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I loved the husband's hostage video.
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Curious as to what Noem is going to do with all of her ICE costumes after they shitcan her. Will it be like tech schwag that lingers in the back of the closet until it's time to move? Maybe it'll come out again for Halloween?
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Well now, when I was a lad I could listen to Chrissie Hynde all day every day. And then a bit later on, Kim Deal was there for me.
Fun question: Who has the sexiest singing voice? Not singer who is sexy physically? But whose voice alone is sexy.
January 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Compuserve.
Okay, let's get nostalgic

What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Why do major appliances break down right when you need them most? I don't need my washing machine to sing for me when it's done or analyze what towels are in there, I just want it to wash my clothes when I need it to.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I think Friday morning is as good a time as any for some mind bleach.
brunch with the crunch bunch
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.

"No, be quiet! I got this."
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
If you see this, skeet an archer.
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Slightly diminish a game:

World of Needlecraft
Slightly diminish a game:

SimSuburb
Slightly diminish a game:

Microsoft Flight Rescheduler.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble"
They want you to be quiet. They want you to submit. They’re prepared to kill you if you dissent.
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Do not repost those pictures of the ICE murderer. They are fake, and could get someone hurt.
All of those pictures of that ICE agent’s face are AI.

Here’s the proof.
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
NPR is complicit.

bsky.app/profile/npr....
If you want to know which news media organizations are complicit, just look to see which use the word "captured" to describe the abduction of Nicholas Maduro.
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I'm not giving NPR any more money.
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
We no longer have a mortgage or credit card debt.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.

Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.

Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.

Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io

And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...

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December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is some really cool shit.
This is a photo of the surface of an asteroid

It was taken from the *surface*I of that asteroid

By a *bouncing rover* the size of a lunchbox

(1/2)
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I walked out of a store on Melrose Ave in L.A. and bumped into Vincent Schiavelli carrying a rocking chair.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I know we all did that "best 90's album" thing, but it got me thinking and none of them can stand up against ZZ Top's 1979 record Deguello, because it is The Shit (note definite article).
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If I go purely by how much I listened to it, this would be my pick for perfect 90's album.
December 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
All these assholes need is to show everyone Emmanuel Goldstein on a huge screen, and then let them scream for two minutes.
The whole Cabinet is a bunch of fucking weirdos.
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here's an interesting thing I didn't know.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I named my fists Hall and Oates because they're very Big Bam Boom.
I named my fists Borror and Delong because they’re actually tarsi.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant I'm not sure if I swear much or not...
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM