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Ghost of the past
Nah, this place is utter tedious. I’m out.
a black seal is sitting on a white board in front of a body of water
ALT: a black seal is sitting on a white board in front of a body of water
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
That Marsh family song really hit the top of the tasteless charts. I feel sorry for their kids, are the home schooled? They definitely give off cult like vibes.
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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If anyone doubted that Badenoch is an idiot, the Toby Young nomination confirms it. Just the shabbiest, most dimwitted option available and she jumped right for it.
December 21, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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"Imagine if Owen Jones had accidentally liked a tweet endorsing an explicitly racist conspiracy theory about anyone other than Jews. Might he think that an apology should come right at the top of an explanation then?" www.theneweuropean.co.uk/owen-joness-...
Owen Jones’s non-apology for liking anti-Semitic bile
The Guardian columnist wrote a 9,000 word rant on the BBC’s sloppiness over the Israel/Hamas war, then failed to read a 37-word anti-Semitic comment – which he then liked
www.theneweuropean.co.uk
December 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Is there anyone actually funny on this site? If so point me in the right direction because I really could do with a few more laughs.
December 18, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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idk, perhaps older people also like living in a fantastic city where their friends, their family and their entire lives are? Turning 60 or whatever random benchmark of "older" you pick doesn't suddenly make you yearn to live in some godforsaken village in the arse end of nowhere.
I'm surprised at older people not moving out of London. Have you seen what you can buy in the better parts of England for the price of a crummy London flat?
How the population of London has changed over the last decade. Fascinating chart from @jim.londoncentric.media.
www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tra...
December 18, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Prince Andrew, bit of a liability really.
Time to send him off to retire on very small island.
Preferably in isolation.
December 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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If you'd told me twenty years ago that Lembit Öpik would end up as a fringe conspiracy theorist, I'd have said... yeah, sounds about right.
December 16, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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This shit is insane. People that have never looked at airplanes flying at night or understand scale or rather lack thereof in any way are either losing their minds over run of the mill airplanes or purposely muting videos so you can’t hear the extremely loud jet engines and people are buying it.
December 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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"waah but my phone doesn't have a headphone jack, Bluetooth earphones are so expensiiiiive" they cry

Oh so you can afford £500+ for a phone but you can't afford £20 for some Bluetooth earbuds? Oh wait no it's just an excuse for being a bellend.
December 15, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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When you don’t know how anything works, everything is a conspiracy
December 14, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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I can't even blame a poncy restaurant for this. I am to blame.

Nonetheless, I have trademarked Mug O' Crisps before McDonald's do.
December 15, 2024 at 8:38 AM