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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 4h

It’s been fascinating to read jojos after starting my own art journey because araki does some really weird stylistic choices but they make me want to mess around and do shit like hatching the nose bridge regardless of light source

UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 8h

Every time he sees a doctor they say shit like “he’s so healthy he’s invented a new maximum to the health spectrum, it’s almost like an alien who lives 1000 years appeared before me” as if that’s a thing a doctor would ever say

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 8h

Oh for sure

Donald
Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 9h

Every so often I’ll get a whiff of some fresh bagels and like some cinnamon and it’s almost a religious experience

UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 9h

Question to anyone who lives within noseshot of a bagel place: is it as heavenly as I imagine to wake up to that smell every day?

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 9h

A tree falls on a vegetable garden, call that shit a Caesar salad

Just a fun little jojos joke for y’all I hope you like it

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve been a big frog believer but recently swapped to the weasel and love the damage blocks even though I always lose them before the boss

UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, apparently Panda Express changed their orange chicken sauce recipe and people don’t like it. Every thing I once loved is dying to capitalistic greed and I’m becoming the joker

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 10h

The stupid fucking sweep attack has the worst timing on its hit that I’ve ever seen, I cannot line up I-frames with it to save my life

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 10h

I tried strength and then got 2 shot by a special post credit addition bonus encounter (idk how to say it without spoilers, the infernal contract I guess) so I said fuck that

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 11h

i can complete the lower path consistently without losing a dd, upper path 2nd to last boss or final area just fucking nukes me from orbit basically every run and i limp across the finish line

yeah its probably a skill issue but it could also be a balance issue idk

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 11h

i really love hades 2, but the upper path is honestly infuriating and just like every other supergiant game the hitboxes across the board are bigger than they appear, which i can only assume is a conscious choice at this point even if it pisses me off

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 15h

I still don’t know what kind of bird is the one who’s foot too big and the meme goes DAAAAAMN but I love them

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 17h

Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 16h

Hey does anyone wanna start a commune in the UP or something? Not a huge fan of what’s going on lately and I wonder if living in the middle of nowhere would help

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 22h

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 17h

Historically spies have had an incredibly hard job and have needed to jump through many hoops to get any information

But now all a spy has to do to get info on the US is to tell Trump that they think he’s cool and special

UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 18h

I also just clicked around some random vods (because I don’t watch him and I didn’t know) and she wasn’t even in that bed half the time, and hasan didn’t seem very bothered by her getting up

It really just seems like people found the “coolsville sucks” moment and ran with it

UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 18h

Easily the weirdest takes are people being mad that he tries to keep his enormous dog on her raised bed that is good for her joints instead of letting her roam free in the house where she will instead lay down on the floor (which is bad for her joints)

Like that’s not animal abuse, homies

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t even watch hasan but all of the most insane people on the internet really want to manifest him as an animal abuser for some reason and it’s crazy

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 1d

~Jesus Christ~ this is nuts

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god I’m 27 chapters deep into steel ball run and I have remembered one of the most ridiculous things I saw people saying about jojos before I ever read it and I’m putting some pieces together

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 1d

foreskinless autistic son or antifa gf daughter

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 1d

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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 1d

Probably a good thing that we surpassed the French Revolution in economic inequality years ago and it’s only getting worse every day

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