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ueberbill
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God I hope this place sucks less than the last one, because god forbid I just stop being on social media. He/Him. Get fucked, fascists.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 11h
Don't do this in front of a camera, but stop these Wall-E-Collaborators
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DoorDash Finally Found a Way to Stop Paying Its Workers for Good
The company launched a multimillion-dollar campaign to fight worker protections and invest in delivery robots.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 12h
Jesus
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The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 22h
Chauncey sounds like a character in The Sting, so this tracks.
shamsbot.bsky.social Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 1d
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 22h
TIL: Lifestyle Center == Strip Mall
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h
A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.
jkass99.bsky.social Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 1d
Roblox, no!
contrariannews.org The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 1d
UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 1d
Every single one of these is bananas. So freaking pale. And a couple of those look like undiluted cream of gumbo. Old Bay!?
White vs Black: We Try Each Other's Gumbo ⎸ Taste Wars
YouTube video by Cocoa Butter
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 1d
It would be bleakly hilarious if Susan Collins has the Party Eagle tattooed on her ass.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 1d
Comedian Henry Phillips is my very favorite foodtuber. Been descending into hilarious madness for years.
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Henrys Kitchen - Vegan Candy Corns
YouTube video by Henry Phillips
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 1d
Geriatric millennial/baby Gen X-er man here and I've been exactly one of these. Get a fucking grip!
amybrown.xyz amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 2d
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn't a defense of platner it's just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 2d
X is like the headset from the star trek tng episode, "the game"
greenwell.bsky.social Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 2d
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
Only perfect candidates off the harvard law conveyor belt pls, highly disciplined, all boxes checked, well liked and humble, absolutely no spiritual connection to having a physical body except for severe IBS, volunteered at a soup kitchen in high school, signs email "cheers," etc.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 2d
Wonder where Lyle's SS tattoo is?
audrelawdamercy.bsky.social Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 2d
being a goody two-shoe loser by not having a Nazi tattoo or living among people with Nazi tattoos
screenshot of a post from Lyle Jeremy Rubin (who is now on the 'weird Bouie Reply Guys' mute/blocklist) reading as follows: This is a great example of what happens when the Democratic Party is defined by goody two-shoe losers who have lived their entire lives among fellow goody two-shoe losers. Wait, Marines get drunk in foreign countries and get skull and bones tattoos!!!
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 2d
As you get to a certain age, especially if you're a cis man, you've either got to own up to being an idiot (or worse) in your youth or double down on it.
whatahellofawaytodad.com Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 2d
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 2d
God I want to be a congressperson. Good, free healthcare. Lucrative post-career grifts. Don't actually have to go to work because work would involve showing that the guy at the top of the org chart is possibly, allegedly definitely (allegedly!) a pedophile. The DREAM!
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 2d
Taking the fifth chair on the board.
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d
SUMNER COUNTY’s far right county commission, led by Jeremy Mansfield, appoints anti-trans swimmer Riley Gaines to a vacancy on the LIBRARY board: fox17.com/news/local/r...

As a SULLIVAN COUNTY school rejects her giving a speech during the school day🤔: www.timesnews.net/tncms/asset/...
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 3d
It’s that time!
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 3d
That Coke is now only available as Mexican Coke. And that Bronco costs 65,000 dollars (with just has a little more rust to clean up) and, while looking great, is a shit vehicle.
hannahgais.bsky.social hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 3d
Of course American fascism is just consumerist slop.
tweet from the department of homeland security x account showing a bottle of coke on top of a red ford bronco with the caption: "we can return" and a link to join USCIS
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 3d
Harrison Ford, funniest thing, etc.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 3d
The ver good videogame podcast @getplayedpod.bsky.social has the best ad reads. Heather Anne Campbell will read ads for a gambling app like an absolute lunatic only to hit the brakes super hard and be the most somber anyone has ever been reading about gambling addiction protections. Bravo
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 3d
#NOLASky, go to this! Good venue, hilarious comedian. If I didn't live 10.5 hours away, I'd be there.
joshgondelman.bsky.social Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 3d
This weekend I’ll be telling jokes in New Orleans if that’s the kind of thing that’s interesting to you! Tickets: www.sportsdrink.org
Flyer for my shows 10/24 and 10/25 at Sports Drink in New Orleans. Photo credit: Mindy Tucker
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 4d
Unless our season includes a couple of Pop Warner teams, I am not confident. Although us stopping the skid to lose good draft position is very on point.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 4d
POLL:

Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?

A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 4d
Wasn't it on HBO? Why the hell isn't it on Max? Zazlav you putz
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 4d
Why does Tom Brady look like he has ozempic face?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 4d
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
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