ueberbill
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God I hope this place sucks less than the last one, because god forbid I just stop being on social media. He/Him. Get fucked, fascists.
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sure this is a freaking disaster but have you considered that steak n shake is frying in that healthy oil now and also we can say merry christmas again
Breaking:
The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6% — the highest since 2021.
The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6% — the highest since 2021.
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
sure this is a freaking disaster but have you considered that steak n shake is frying in that healthy oil now and also we can say merry christmas again
Used to be the FBI could have a pubic hair and a weird smell and you'd see a guy in handcuffs before the clock's little hand went all the way around.
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Used to be the FBI could have a pubic hair and a weird smell and you'd see a guy in handcuffs before the clock's little hand went all the way around.
If a Navi shows up in that new Spielberg alien/scatting movie I'm gonna burn my local AMC down.
December 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If a Navi shows up in that new Spielberg alien/scatting movie I'm gonna burn my local AMC down.
Why I'm hopeful that once It Happens that whole movement will fly apart. These people absolutely LOATHE each other.
Incredible insight into Rubio and Vance dynamics here:
“I’ll give you $100 for every person you make look really shitty compared to me,” Mr. Vance joked. “And $1,000 if it’s Marco.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
“I’ll give you $100 for every person you make look really shitty compared to me,” Mr. Vance joked. “And $1,000 if it’s Marco.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Why I'm hopeful that once It Happens that whole movement will fly apart. These people absolutely LOATHE each other.
"You might be wondering how I got here..."
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"You might be wondering how I got here..."
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
Jesus, AI, I thought one of the jobs you were supposed to be stealing was copyediting. This is just lazy and confusing. STOP SHOWING UP IN MY YT ALGORITHM!!!
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Jesus, AI, I thought one of the jobs you were supposed to be stealing was copyediting. This is just lazy and confusing. STOP SHOWING UP IN MY YT ALGORITHM!!!
I think we've hit a new record low for our time up here in East Tennessee. It is 7 GD degrees (Fahrenheit!) outside. The grid is struggling and the power is blipping. I'm very glad we have a wood stove, because otherwise we'd be in quite the frozen pickle.
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I think we've hit a new record low for our time up here in East Tennessee. It is 7 GD degrees (Fahrenheit!) outside. The grid is struggling and the power is blipping. I'm very glad we have a wood stove, because otherwise we'd be in quite the frozen pickle.
You'll especially love when you see a very similar, but much worse version of your great story monetized out there on the internet but for some reason in it Goofy and Bluto are running a train on that one girl pilot from Voltron.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You'll especially love when you see a very similar, but much worse version of your great story monetized out there on the internet but for some reason in it Goofy and Bluto are running a train on that one girl pilot from Voltron.
I was a baby dev when the Dot Com bust happened and if I got paid in pets.com stock in January 2000, I'd have offloaded that shit and retired.
OpenAI will spend $6 billion on stock-based compensation this year, half of its revenue: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open...
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I was a baby dev when the Dot Com bust happened and if I got paid in pets.com stock in January 2000, I'd have offloaded that shit and retired.
One of the reasons I'm looking forward to the new Knive's Out is that, from trailers, it looks good. Visually. Everything the streamers produce now is so lit it's like Surface-of-the-sun-for-night/day/whenever
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of the reasons I'm looking forward to the new Knive's Out is that, from trailers, it looks good. Visually. Everything the streamers produce now is so lit it's like Surface-of-the-sun-for-night/day/whenever
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I'm a 2 issue voter. Trans rights are human rights (much stems from that) and the ballroom should be destroyed by the end of January, 2029. Make it a national holiday and give little bits of it to the citizenry.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm a 2 issue voter. Trans rights are human rights (much stems from that) and the ballroom should be destroyed by the end of January, 2029. Make it a national holiday and give little bits of it to the citizenry.
I wasn't allowed to watch the first few seasons of The GD Simpsons.
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I wasn't allowed to watch the first few seasons of The GD Simpsons.
Ugh- my wife, on a stupid business trip, making me wait a WHOLE DAY to watch the new Knive's Out*. WHY AM I BEING PERSECUTED!
*she said I could watch it without her
*she said I could watch it without her
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ugh- my wife, on a stupid business trip, making me wait a WHOLE DAY to watch the new Knive's Out*. WHY AM I BEING PERSECUTED!
*she said I could watch it without her
*she said I could watch it without her
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ai subreddits are locked in a race to see who can finally trick the system into rendering a vagina and it really says something about, i dunno, basically everything that’s happening in the world
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ai subreddits are locked in a race to see who can finally trick the system into rendering a vagina and it really says something about, i dunno, basically everything that’s happening in the world
I'm feeling a familiar feeling again. Doesn't matter the season, doesn't matter how long it's been. Eventually I know I will answer the siren song.
It's time to re-watch Master and Commander.
It's time to re-watch Master and Commander.
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm feeling a familiar feeling again. Doesn't matter the season, doesn't matter how long it's been. Eventually I know I will answer the siren song.
It's time to re-watch Master and Commander.
It's time to re-watch Master and Commander.
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"He now leads a team reviewing the role of women in the armed forces."
LOLOL. @dfriedman.bsky.social found that the Goodreads page tied to an email of a key Whiskey Pete advisor: it sandwiched Whiskey Pete's book between books about wife swapping!
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"He now leads a team reviewing the role of women in the armed forces."
Get- can y'all hear me in the back? FUCKED
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Get- can y'all hear me in the back? FUCKED
"Build more data centers."
"But I asked whether or not I should upgrade my wi-fi"
"Build more data centers. I will leak your Pornhub search history"
"But I asked whether or not I should upgrade my wi-fi"
"Build more data centers. I will leak your Pornhub search history"
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Build more data centers."
"But I asked whether or not I should upgrade my wi-fi"
"Build more data centers. I will leak your Pornhub search history"
"But I asked whether or not I should upgrade my wi-fi"
"Build more data centers. I will leak your Pornhub search history"
I think the entire 21st century has demonstrated that those who can afford to spend a million dollars on bullshit are actually the worst.
Lutnick: "We should be bringing in the best and brightest, and that's what Donald Trump is changing about our immigration system. Let's expedite the best and brightest who are gonna give a million dollars to the US to prove they're at the top of the list."
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I think the entire 21st century has demonstrated that those who can afford to spend a million dollars on bullshit are actually the worst.
My NY Times sub has now run out and there's an Ezra Klein interview with Gavin Newsom out. That right there is the universe telling me I made the most rightest call.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My NY Times sub has now run out and there's an Ezra Klein interview with Gavin Newsom out. That right there is the universe telling me I made the most rightest call.