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Umar Ditta
@umarditta.bsky.social
· May 9
Have you ingested poison and you need to make yourself throw up but you just can't?
Try listening to "Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.
Try listening to "Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.
"I'm going to try to cut down my time on Instagram and Tik Tok because I think it's doing more bad than good both to me and in the grand scheme of things." Umar said unconvincingly.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"I'm going to try to cut down my time on Instagram and Tik Tok because I think it's doing more bad than good both to me and in the grand scheme of things." Umar said unconvincingly.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The inclusion of "Thoughts?" at the end of this braindead post has to be ironic, right?
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The inclusion of "Thoughts?" at the end of this braindead post has to be ironic, right?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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No one is going to pay for this shite. The amount of users will absolutely plummet once it's not a free gimmick. Can't happen soon enough imho.
Exclusive: OpenAI has projected 220 million people will be paying for a basic ChatGPT subscription by 2030 as it follows Slack’s and Spotify’s business playbook.
Read more from Sri Muppidi 👇
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OpenAI Projected at Least 220 Million People Will Pay for ChatGPT by 2030
To boost ChatGPT revenue, OpenAI is following a playbook enterprise apps Zoom and Slack have used to increase paid users. It’s hooking up most of its users—which now number more than 800 million—with ...
thein.fo
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
No one is going to pay for this shite. The amount of users will absolutely plummet once it's not a free gimmick. Can't happen soon enough imho.
Here you go, you thirsty bastards.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Here you go, you thirsty bastards.
I can't wait for my annual viewing of Planes, Trains and Automobiles this week.
A straight-up masterpiece.
A straight-up masterpiece.
two men are sitting in front of a door that says planes trains and automobiles on it
Alt: two men are sitting in front of a door that says planes trains and automobiles on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I can't wait for my annual viewing of Planes, Trains and Automobiles this week.
A straight-up masterpiece.
A straight-up masterpiece.
Genuine Pitch: An Imperator is tasked to investigate the suspicious deaths of many War Boys. After discovering a batch of tainted silver spray cans, the Imperator hunts down the supplier and uncovers a conspiracy to end Immortan Joe's reign at the Citadel.
Hmu whoever has Mad Max comics rights.
Hmu whoever has Mad Max comics rights.
a man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigarette
Alt: a man is wearing goggles and spraying his face with silver paint.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Genuine Pitch: An Imperator is tasked to investigate the suspicious deaths of many War Boys. After discovering a batch of tainted silver spray cans, the Imperator hunts down the supplier and uncovers a conspiracy to end Immortan Joe's reign at the Citadel.
Hmu whoever has Mad Max comics rights.
Hmu whoever has Mad Max comics rights.
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REST IN POWER QUEEN
Gramma the Galápagos tortoise, oldest resident of San Diego Zoo, dies at about 141
Gramma was born in her native habitat and was estimated to be about 141 years old, zoo officials said. She died Nov. 20.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
REST IN POWER QUEEN
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Wanted to share this unused cover for John Le Carre's THE CIRCUS: LOSING CONTROL.
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wanted to share this unused cover for John Le Carre's THE CIRCUS: LOSING CONTROL.
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
That courtroom scene in Hundreds of Beavers is just...
a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
Alt: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That courtroom scene in Hundreds of Beavers is just...
What's the name of that royal paedo?
Andrew Battenburg-Winsdor or some shit?
Andrew Battenburg-Winsdor or some shit?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
What's the name of that royal paedo?
Andrew Battenburg-Winsdor or some shit?
Andrew Battenburg-Winsdor or some shit?
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Instead of doing a reboot to The Highlander, why don't they just make a proper sequel to the original one?
a man wearing a cowboy hat and a green scarf is looking at the camera .
Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat and a green scarf is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Instead of doing a reboot to The Highlander, why don't they just make a proper sequel to the original one?
Even Jesus wants him dead lol
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Even Jesus wants him dead lol
You're telling me that Farage was a racist?
As in the past tense? 😂
As in the past tense? 😂
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You're telling me that Farage was a racist?
As in the past tense? 😂
As in the past tense? 😂
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This is one of the big accounts boosting Tommy Robinson, Farage and Reform and ‘English Patriots’.
It’s Russian.
It’s Russian.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This is one of the big accounts boosting Tommy Robinson, Farage and Reform and ‘English Patriots’.
It’s Russian.
It’s Russian.
I did not have Trump fangirling over Mamdani on my bingo card this year.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I did not have Trump fangirling over Mamdani on my bingo card this year.
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May I recommend Grindr?
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
May I recommend Grindr?
May I recommend Grindr?
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
May I recommend Grindr?
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✨🔥✨
(Just a tiny sparkly flame in the dark)
(Just a tiny sparkly flame in the dark)
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
✨🔥✨
(Just a tiny sparkly flame in the dark)
(Just a tiny sparkly flame in the dark)
Who knew listening to Mongolian heavy metal would make you stronger at the gym?
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Who knew listening to Mongolian heavy metal would make you stronger at the gym?