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former child star of Mic Dicta legal podcast, now a judge on the 14th US circuit court. Give the Trillbillies your money. Unions are good. Be a communist!
Setting aside everything else absurd about this….. who writes these? i hate this voice. I hate everything about it
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Setting aside everything else absurd about this….. who writes these? i hate this voice. I hate everything about it
Cinematic parallels: 1. green gas in Minneapolis 2. green gas in The Scholomance
January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Cinematic parallels: 1. green gas in Minneapolis 2. green gas in The Scholomance
Remember when the governor of New Mexico declared a lockdown and police departments were openly defying that order
You want to give these guys more money?
You want to give these guys more money?
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Remember when the governor of New Mexico declared a lockdown and police departments were openly defying that order
You want to give these guys more money?
You want to give these guys more money?
Dems will hide behind The Rules until it’s advantageous for them to forget about the rules to shiv the left
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Dems will hide behind The Rules until it’s advantageous for them to forget about the rules to shiv the left
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Does she . . . you know . . . do stand-up . . . ?
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Does she . . . you know . . . do stand-up . . . ?
turns out people that like the IDF don’t really have problems with ICE either. Huh
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
turns out people that like the IDF don’t really have problems with ICE either. Huh
Collaborators
January 20, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Collaborators
Who is this even for man
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Who is this even for man
I don’t know how to explain to people that “online” takes place in the real world
January 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I don’t know how to explain to people that “online” takes place in the real world
You’re writing it as a joke that you have perfect centrist politics but you also very clearly believe it. Weird places we’re in
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
You’re writing it as a joke that you have perfect centrist politics but you also very clearly believe it. Weird places we’re in
when your lefty lawyer podcasters are palling around with pope hat, that’s not great
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
when your lefty lawyer podcasters are palling around with pope hat, that’s not great
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Sorry but Sophie Turner should NOT play Isabelle in Animal Crossing: The Movie
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Sorry but Sophie Turner should NOT play Isabelle in Animal Crossing: The Movie
Yeah yeah the leftists are unhinged and you’re a cool more centrist podcaster that will be saying exactly what they’ve been saying in about 5 years and wanting credit for it
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Yeah yeah the leftists are unhinged and you’re a cool more centrist podcaster that will be saying exactly what they’ve been saying in about 5 years and wanting credit for it
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Remembering how the Homeland Security secretary wrote about how she got mad and killed a puppy for misbehaving and presented her choice to shoot the puppy like it was a proportionate and relatable decision
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Remembering how the Homeland Security secretary wrote about how she got mad and killed a puppy for misbehaving and presented her choice to shoot the puppy like it was a proportionate and relatable decision
Twist: rockstar is removing the gta online Charlie Kirk kill missions because they will feature prominently in GTA 6
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Twist: rockstar is removing the gta online Charlie Kirk kill missions because they will feature prominently in GTA 6
If I was a nerdy cybersecurity guy I’d also probably say yeah Chris Hemsworth pretty much nailed what we do. It’s just like that
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
If I was a nerdy cybersecurity guy I’d also probably say yeah Chris Hemsworth pretty much nailed what we do. It’s just like that
At some point we probably need to address that liberals are very on board with prosecuting communists
I know that’s not your point, but it’s mine
I know that’s not your point, but it’s mine
The standard for “cultural revolution” according to centrist and right wing commentators is “liberals being loud about their opinions” whereas Trump is making prosecution, regulatory, and funding decisions based on the politics of the speaker but that’s also libs fault for making him mad
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
At some point we probably need to address that liberals are very on board with prosecuting communists
I know that’s not your point, but it’s mine
I know that’s not your point, but it’s mine
I feel like I’m going insane
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I feel like I’m going insane
A still fundamental issue is Republicans want to kill everybody and Democrats want to be their friend
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
A still fundamental issue is Republicans want to kill everybody and Democrats want to be their friend
*both chuckling* obviously we’re going to be racist, what’s in a name
"If you're explaining, you're losing." –Senator Ruben Gallego on the "Abolish ICE" debate.
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
*both chuckling* obviously we’re going to be racist, what’s in a name
No real person is confused by this. they only think it’s a hard sell because they’re trying to sell to people that like ICE—their peers
"If you're explaining, you're losing." –Senator Ruben Gallego on the "Abolish ICE" debate.
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
No real person is confused by this. they only think it’s a hard sell because they’re trying to sell to people that like ICE—their peers
god everything else aside it’s incredible RFK Jr is the Health Guy
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
god everything else aside it’s incredible RFK Jr is the Health Guy
Language can be hard. You think you’ve been invited over by a neighbor for some hot dogs but you get there and There’s no food. its just sexy dogs
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Language can be hard. You think you’ve been invited over by a neighbor for some hot dogs but you get there and There’s no food. its just sexy dogs
You guys don’t have to be weird about the Trump/Weiss kiss. A five second frencher is entirely professional
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You guys don’t have to be weird about the Trump/Weiss kiss. A five second frencher is entirely professional
What are some of the other cities Debbie would do? sound off below 👇
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
What are some of the other cities Debbie would do? sound off below 👇