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@unclecaviar.bsky.social
former child star of Mic Dicta legal podcast, now a judge on the 14th US circuit court. Give the Trillbillies your money. Unions are good. Be a communist!
I’ll let you know but smart money is on not really
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
big structural Lucy
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
but they wouldn’t do that!
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Can I have the nitrus today?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Gotta get a series of inverse jesters in a big enough double toroid loop to self sustain
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Everyone keeps telling me it’s a bad idea but they just don’t want to innovate. Also the pentagon is giving me more money than God
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The first ICBM completely powered by AI. Can’t override this thing even if we wanted to,
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In your corner. Wiping your brow. Giving you Gatorade
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Owners telling management “how now just because I pay you doesn’t mean we’re equal, in fact, it means the opposite”
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They’re doing cognitive elites vs economic elites now. As best I can tell being economically elite just means you own everything
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Now we’re allocating resources
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nvidia notes it is not Enron. States it is committing fraud in a completely different sector
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I make eye contact with each one knowingly and give them a polite little nod
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You’re a Nazi
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Make them prosecute you.” Lol they will don’t worry
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Pig…. Don’t do it, Pig.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Approximately 20% of America are Nazis feels about right
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m a communist so yeah
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
No you’re just not understanding. It’s honestly incredible
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Stancil being “very into rap“ and not knowing who Talib Kweli is is so god damned funny. 5 stars
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Why won’t it?
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My point is you already are! You just said as much. So why would you not actually fight for what you say you want
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It’s not a “back up” plan! In your own conception of politics republicans will simply do what they want.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
For that matter that’s not even the calculus here. The calculus here is trying to win over conservative democrats. Lmao
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You know. Opposition. not trying to thread the needle of something you think republicans will stomach. They’ll stomach none of it
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM