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heykvs
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im like if your white uncle was a black queer & i never follow back ❤︎
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bit on the n o s e innit
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
its incredibly niche . it should be seen by everyone . it should be on cable channel 492 and your burnout friend should turn it on after midnight at a slumber party !!!!! i watch it once a month at most and its my favorite thing
its so fun and silly in a time where everything sucks ass and everyone is so self serious . its necessary . its raw unrefined dopamine . it gave the kushtopia guy some financial security . it produced a pin that has mfs thinking i'm just a fan of olive garden .
like d20 saved my sanity in 2021 . game changer made me friends. i believe in independent media . the diVerSiTy makes me cry every time they put a compilation together . i was $supporting efforts to put money directly into entertainers pockets in 2013 .
THE THING ABOUT DROPOUT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELEVEN PM!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!
do i "need" to see sinners in theatres again? not necessarily, but i do need to continue to pour $$ into original black stories and commune with my people SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
..... i was gonna say you couldnt pay me to see these but thats not true i am in fact poor
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent
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with my new priceshare app you can pay a poor person to do your shopping for you at poor person prices

look for us on the Torment Store this holiday season
You go into a store to buy a 2-litre bottle of milk at the supermarket and pay $3. But the person in front of you in line paid $3.50. And the person behind you paid $2.

Surveillance pricing is the practice of monitoring consumer data to charge you the most they think you will be willing to pay.
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Wow! Love your creativity Ocean Beach (San Francisco)!
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Pierrot le Fou (1965) / He Died with a Felafel in His Hand (2001) 💋🚬
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Michelle Wu’s address at No Kings was basically “We are actually awesome, cities like this and LA and Chicago are what make America great and that bothers some people” lol
listening to a band i've loved for 10+ years: damn this shit fucks i love them so much
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Here is the alt text version. Sorry I didn't post it the first time
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"What brings you out to the No Kings rally?"

"Trump is being an asshole."

Oakland, California, protesters showed out for their local No Kings rally—and Mother Jones' @michaelmechanic.bsky.social caught up with a few to talk.
'dogtober 7' ... please call your loved ones
like gladiiator was maybe an unnecessary cashgrab remake but like….. at least there was eye candy. and fruity denzel!!!?!? and gladiator was popular?! nobody cares about tron!!!
first time crashing out over a BAD movie! so at least thats new!? novel???