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im like if your white uncle was a black queer & i never follow back ❤︎
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Really? It seems like the only time I ever hear him even give commentary it’s while running from reporters
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Let’s make 2025 the year we officially embrace the pigeon, writes @jackiefmogensen.bsky.social.

"Pigeons might have been the first birds we domesticated, dating back to ancient Mesopotamia. For a bird that’s stuck with us that long, it’s the least we could do."
Hero of 2025: plucky pigeons
It's about time someone showed them a little appreciation.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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i been looking at r/bald and sorting controversial
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i looooooooooOOOOOOve seeing peoples winter holiday traditions actually what else was social media ever for
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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the fun socks here add to the impression that he's a child
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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writing fiction got me liking girls
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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i'm a gamer
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
VIC AND WYSOCKI ON D20 WITH BLONDE ALLY!!!!!!!!!! ADOL;LFRIUGHA[ED'ROGIU HAE [TGOIUARJTN H[OAUEHN OSDCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR IS BACK IN THE DOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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I just want to live long enough to hear democrats stop praising Reagan
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
cant believe i saw tron legacy in theatres and lived thru daft punk breakup in one lifetime afglkafohgeorughaeoguaeg millennials always LOSINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i can make a livable wage that leaves time and energy for my side projects and interests!!!!!! i can make a livable wage that leaves time and energy for my side projects and interests!!!!!! i can make a livable wage that leaves time and energy for my side projects and interests!!!!!! i can LIVE
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the summer before i started working i would go to redbox and get like 4 random movies and watch them all in one day and i cant say that i was happy but it was definitely Simpler Times
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
might i suggest.... the challenge of the grid..............
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
omfgggggggggg i should be tron athena for halloween but itd take me all year to learn how to serve a quarterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i want the moment to be good so bad
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i feel like evan peters could be a aaron paul type but maybe he just doesnt wanna be.. i think he sees himself as a jesse eisenberg or something
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
finally getting around to lindsay's ms rachel video and i guess its just impossible for me not to tear up every time mr rogers comes on screen
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Many of us are feeling out of sorts these days and are in need of some comfort. Here are a few books that feel like the kindness of a hug on a really rough day. 🫂❤️‍🩹

Start reading 📚 ➡️ https://bit.ly/4agc5Mn
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
kexp's live set is so cool. so smart. shoutout to whoever designed her
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM