Uno 🦦
@unootter.bsky.social
Here we go again. Slowly setting things up.
NSFW @ times. Fursuits/ fitness/ lewds/ life rambles here. No Minors 🔞
<20/Spam/Call out/shit poster accounts will be removed ✌🏼
NSFW @ times. Fursuits/ fitness/ lewds/ life rambles here. No Minors 🔞
<20/Spam/Call out/shit poster accounts will be removed ✌🏼
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Uno 🦦
@unootter.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Since my follower list has blown up, here's the deal:
There will be occasional nudes here and other life stuff until there are locked accounts. I do label and filter.
If you're <20, a callout/shitpost account, or make me uncomfortable, I will block to remove you since there's no softblock ✌🏽
There will be occasional nudes here and other life stuff until there are locked accounts. I do label and filter.
If you're <20, a callout/shitpost account, or make me uncomfortable, I will block to remove you since there's no softblock ✌🏽
This also includes singlenamemanynumbers accounts with little to no activity. You look like a bot to me 🤔
Nothing personal
Nothing personal
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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"Fiends are walking mountains of muscle capped with horned, tooth-filled heads. Like their rarer cousins, bumbakvetches, they live in thick forests, swamps and bogs.
When possible they avoid humans, but when not possible, they kill them, and without much difficulty."
When possible they avoid humans, but when not possible, they kill them, and without much difficulty."
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Fiends are walking mountains of muscle capped with horned, tooth-filled heads. Like their rarer cousins, bumbakvetches, they live in thick forests, swamps and bogs.
When possible they avoid humans, but when not possible, they kill them, and without much difficulty."
When possible they avoid humans, but when not possible, they kill them, and without much difficulty."
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buckaroos trotting into this week like
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
buckaroos trotting into this week like
I am falling apart XD Arms are so sore I got no sleep
I just got flu, covid, and tetanus boosters today. Wonder if my arms will work tomorrow XD
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I am falling apart XD Arms are so sore I got no sleep
I just got flu, covid, and tetanus boosters today. Wonder if my arms will work tomorrow XD
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I just got flu, covid, and tetanus boosters today. Wonder if my arms will work tomorrow XD
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99, along with our other three pure white (leucistic) reindeer, spend most of the year sticking out like sore thumbs. In the recent snow however, he's been perfectly camouflaged! ❄🤩
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
99, along with our other three pure white (leucistic) reindeer, spend most of the year sticking out like sore thumbs. In the recent snow however, he's been perfectly camouflaged! ❄🤩
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RABBIT WIP!!!
This fella is almost done! I am loving how sassy it is. It is built on my new rabbit base (which will be available for purchase at MFF 2025!) and THIS GUY will be up for adoption upon completion!
This fella is almost done! I am loving how sassy it is. It is built on my new rabbit base (which will be available for purchase at MFF 2025!) and THIS GUY will be up for adoption upon completion!
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
RABBIT WIP!!!
This fella is almost done! I am loving how sassy it is. It is built on my new rabbit base (which will be available for purchase at MFF 2025!) and THIS GUY will be up for adoption upon completion!
This fella is almost done! I am loving how sassy it is. It is built on my new rabbit base (which will be available for purchase at MFF 2025!) and THIS GUY will be up for adoption upon completion!
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A very Happy Birthday to my main dog @nitroshep.bsky.social 💕🎂🐕💕
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A very Happy Birthday to my main dog @nitroshep.bsky.social 💕🎂🐕💕
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
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I'm conflicted but also these shirts aren't gonna iron themselves
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm conflicted but also these shirts aren't gonna iron themselves
A very Happy Birthday to my main dog @nitroshep.bsky.social 💕🎂🐕💕
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A very Happy Birthday to my main dog @nitroshep.bsky.social 💕🎂🐕💕
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
Here's to many more birthdays together 🥰
📸: @lutu.bsky.social
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
I can't believe he turns 5 today 😭
@nitroshep.bsky.social and I adopted him from Vancouver Island in 2021. I don't think any other dog has impacted our lives like he has.
Happy birthday, Cyrus 💕
@nitroshep.bsky.social and I adopted him from Vancouver Island in 2021. I don't think any other dog has impacted our lives like he has.
Happy birthday, Cyrus 💕
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I can't believe he turns 5 today 😭
@nitroshep.bsky.social and I adopted him from Vancouver Island in 2021. I don't think any other dog has impacted our lives like he has.
Happy birthday, Cyrus 💕
@nitroshep.bsky.social and I adopted him from Vancouver Island in 2021. I don't think any other dog has impacted our lives like he has.
Happy birthday, Cyrus 💕
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September 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Otter artist available for drawing jobs! 🦦✏️
Otters in underwear are my specialty, but I like to draw any butt you ask. Open for two rounds: otter round & animal round of pinups, 5 slots each. Fill my form, throw your character and run, I'll catch you up.
Otters in underwear are my specialty, but I like to draw any butt you ask. Open for two rounds: otter round & animal round of pinups, 5 slots each. Fill my form, throw your character and run, I'll catch you up.
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Otter artist available for drawing jobs! 🦦✏️
Otters in underwear are my specialty, but I like to draw any butt you ask. Open for two rounds: otter round & animal round of pinups, 5 slots each. Fill my form, throw your character and run, I'll catch you up.
Otters in underwear are my specialty, but I like to draw any butt you ask. Open for two rounds: otter round & animal round of pinups, 5 slots each. Fill my form, throw your character and run, I'll catch you up.
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Big bad wolf!
Comm for kouyawolf.
Comm for kouyawolf.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Big bad wolf!
Comm for kouyawolf.
Comm for kouyawolf.
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Every hunting season, I TF into this
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Every hunting season, I TF into this
I'm going to the Andromedik show in Vancouver on Dec 12 if anyone is interested in meeting up!?
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm going to the Andromedik show in Vancouver on Dec 12 if anyone is interested in meeting up!?
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM