Allen
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Protection from the little monsters slithering quietly at night
April 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Protection from the little monsters slithering quietly at night
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It’s a real unearned W for all Gen-Xers that the teens use both “boomer” and “millennial” as shorthand for old people but have completely forgotten about us, the worst generation of them all.
April 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s a real unearned W for all Gen-Xers that the teens use both “boomer” and “millennial” as shorthand for old people but have completely forgotten about us, the worst generation of them all.
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The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar
Goals
Goals
March 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar
Goals
Goals
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when the videos of monkeys being surprised by magic tricks came out some people were like “it’s not funny that’s actually traumatic and upsetting to the monkeys” and i think of it every time i see a guy sincerely talking to ai
jolted by chatgpt is so funny. having to sit down on a couch with your head in your hands
This article about what tech people want for their kids is revealing, but this is amazing. This is the one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and why I want all of this AI nonsense to stop
How insane do you have to be to think this is something LLMs can do? What are we doing here?
How insane do you have to be to think this is something LLMs can do? What are we doing here?
March 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
when the videos of monkeys being surprised by magic tricks came out some people were like “it’s not funny that’s actually traumatic and upsetting to the monkeys” and i think of it every time i see a guy sincerely talking to ai
She's taking on a monster and she's not even scared
February 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
She's taking on a monster and she's not even scared
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Only a thin ribbon of human history ever got to juggle a guy in mortal kombat at an arcade with 12 kids behind you yelling OOOH
February 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Only a thin ribbon of human history ever got to juggle a guy in mortal kombat at an arcade with 12 kids behind you yelling OOOH
Dude I wanna be a tech bro so bad
February 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Dude I wanna be a tech bro so bad
Shit reality calls for shittier reality shows. Let's see if Baddies Africa will fit the 2025 bill.
February 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Shit reality calls for shittier reality shows. Let's see if Baddies Africa will fit the 2025 bill.
Having a Republican therapist in these times can be very, very tricky
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Having a Republican therapist in these times can be very, very tricky
Shoulder pain from a hard week of Switch
January 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Shoulder pain from a hard week of Switch
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Definitely becoming a believer in that good times weak men shit tbh. These people think shit just appears in front of them by magic. Clean water comes out of your tap, ratshit absent from your cereal, and your Amazon package at your porch all by magic. Do whatever you want and it will keep coming
January 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Definitely becoming a believer in that good times weak men shit tbh. These people think shit just appears in front of them by magic. Clean water comes out of your tap, ratshit absent from your cereal, and your Amazon package at your porch all by magic. Do whatever you want and it will keep coming
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Hahahaha so it's funny you say this...
January 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hahahaha so it's funny you say this...
Found in a thrift store but I was there in spirit
January 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Found in a thrift store but I was there in spirit