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Ursa, Hot Mess Mama

@ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com

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She/bear 38; NSFW; journey from dad to milf; puppy in bear body; PhD; need job https://ko-fi.com/UrsaBearwalker if you want PFP magicpotion.bsky.social Banner zielle47.bsky.social Note: posts, reposts, and likes in no way reflect anyone except myself.

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Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · Jan 1

I don't do new year's resolutions, but if I did, this year's might be something like: become more like a girl I'd want to date.

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 3h

*Yeag

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 3h

Hell yeah

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 6h

I really need an outlet for this desire to touch and kiss and breathing someone else's breath outside of sex.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6h

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 6h

🫂

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 13h

I've tried, but I don't own a robe

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Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 21h

Furry + Yuri =

Furri

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 21h

the person who invented the first soup was absolutely cooking

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 21h

Furry + Yuri =

Furri

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 21h

Cuuuute

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Thorn Delarosa 🏳️‍⚧️ @d-7th.com · 1d

“a machine cannot be horny” idk have u met some of my friends

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

Trying

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Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

Looking for a best friend or 8

CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Bluesky!

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

Ugh... Mood

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

Looking for a best friend or 8

CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Bluesky!

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

Hope you have so much fun

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

Gorgeous

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

GIRL! YOU LOOK AMAZING

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

genderswapped Edward Scissorhands reboot with literally 200+ scissoring jokes

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Faith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 1d

Anger is a healthy response to cruelty, actually.

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 1d

Send me $15 and I send you a playmat.

What's on it? It'll be random.

Care for a gamble?

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 2d

Still up for grabs, if someone wants to purchase...

Open to offers

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 15d

I did another one

This is a quasi lineless

Keen duelist as Kaiba with blue eyes in background

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 2d

I want to claw my own face off. Please tell me you think I'm a good pet or something.

pleasepraise.me/ursabearwalker

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Send anonymous, flirty praise kink messages to your friends.

pleasepraise.me

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 2d

I learned that in grad school, but it's always good to be reminded.

Ursa, Hot Mess Mama @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 2d

seems pretty obvi