Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River
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December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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H*ck yeah Xmas Steaks
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
H*ck yeah Xmas Steaks
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I made the lamp from A Christmas Story but worse :>
December 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I made the lamp from A Christmas Story but worse :>
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![🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt
[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fn7gmsrozrf54vvm2ivgkqbb/bafkreieg2nyihzja5h7ciugqmdl4qlzlq55gsazrwdldkvibnhh5t4672q@jpeg)
Apparently this is the place to be, today, if you're a cardinal. At one point I counted six (!) males in the bush!
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Apparently this is the place to be, today, if you're a cardinal. At one point I counted six (!) males in the bush!
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Yote's fine gifts not good enough??
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yote's fine gifts not good enough??
So some caramel hit the oven heating element and the smoke alarms went off. My youngest nephew didn't even leave the bathroom or check that everything was okay.
My brother in law: "It's good to know that if there was an actual fire he'd just keep on pooping."
My brother in law: "It's good to know that if there was an actual fire he'd just keep on pooping."
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So some caramel hit the oven heating element and the smoke alarms went off. My youngest nephew didn't even leave the bathroom or check that everything was okay.
My brother in law: "It's good to know that if there was an actual fire he'd just keep on pooping."
My brother in law: "It's good to know that if there was an actual fire he'd just keep on pooping."
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#StarTrekTNG "I Made My Crewmates Disappear"
Wesley experiments with another warp bubble, creating his own pocket reality where he alone must stop two Ferengi from invading. Beverly tries to reach Wesley via various modes of travel. Transporter chief: John Candy.
Wesley experiments with another warp bubble, creating his own pocket reality where he alone must stop two Ferengi from invading. Beverly tries to reach Wesley via various modes of travel. Transporter chief: John Candy.
![A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:
Scheider) turned astronaut assembles a new ragtag crew and a nuclear powered fishing boat to hunt a great white shark on Neptune.
7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
Wesley experiments with another warp bubble, creating his own pocket reality where he alone must stop two Ferengi from invading. Beverly tries to reach Wesley via various modes of travel. Transporter chief: John Candy.
[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Sci-Fi/Musical; 2 hrs.
“Rudolph Meets Knight Rider.” David Hassel-
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Below the TV Guide listing is a crayon drawn "Battle Plan" of various booby traps laid in the Enterprise D cross-section.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yulpnkidj3dkdip5ma3c3ssn/bafkreih5kf5vrdiuv2aw4b7jyluailskubyzp4bb4mjy2vc5etazqrzpxu@jpeg)
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
#StarTrekTNG "I Made My Crewmates Disappear"
Wesley experiments with another warp bubble, creating his own pocket reality where he alone must stop two Ferengi from invading. Beverly tries to reach Wesley via various modes of travel. Transporter chief: John Candy.
Wesley experiments with another warp bubble, creating his own pocket reality where he alone must stop two Ferengi from invading. Beverly tries to reach Wesley via various modes of travel. Transporter chief: John Candy.
Brought my brand new Commodore 64 on the plane with me specifically so I could put on the 1982 Commodore Christmas demo for the family. My mom hasn't seen this in over 40 years. ❤️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Brought my brand new Commodore 64 on the plane with me specifically so I could put on the 1982 Commodore Christmas demo for the family. My mom hasn't seen this in over 40 years. ❤️❤️
Anything for triangle underneath big green triangle?? 🎄🎁
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anything for triangle underneath big green triangle?? 🎄🎁
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merry christmas everyone! i hope you are all having an awesome one! and even though i dont like snow, still covered in it for season holiday @madefuryou
📷 @SkepticTheWolf
📷 @SkepticTheWolf
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
merry christmas everyone! i hope you are all having an awesome one! and even though i dont like snow, still covered in it for season holiday @madefuryou
📷 @SkepticTheWolf
📷 @SkepticTheWolf
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From all of us at Vinegar Syndrome ✨
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
From all of us at Vinegar Syndrome ✨
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Ah, we have a new ship on the shores of Bluesky carrying migrants from the Old Country (Twitter). Welcome. Gaze upon the statue of a well endowed Alf in our harbor and know that you have completed your journey.
Now, some tips:
Now, some tips:
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Ah, we have a new ship on the shores of Bluesky carrying migrants from the Old Country (Twitter). Welcome. Gaze upon the statue of a well endowed Alf in our harbor and know that you have completed your journey.
Now, some tips:
Now, some tips:
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/49717752123_ae7a7126d6_c.jpg
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/49717752123_ae7a7126d6_c.jpg
I am decidedly so.
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I am decidedly so.
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/98184506_10220160153147080_3467498639054602240_o.jpg
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/98184506_10220160153147080_3467498639054602240_o.jpg
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
This is where I grew up; my grandparents lived on this lake for decades. I caught my first fish here. Nearly every holiday, and countless summer nights, were spent on the shores of this lake.
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is where I grew up; my grandparents lived on this lake for decades. I caught my first fish here. Nearly every holiday, and countless summer nights, were spent on the shores of this lake.
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how does santa visit every planet in one night
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
how does santa visit every planet in one night
Fuck ICE, but not this ice.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fuck ICE, but not this ice.
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Bari Weiss is a particular type of character that can get too far in the good ol’ USA: the moderately clever sociopath who thinks they can bullshit their way through anything with wordy excuses. When reality crashes in on such a mediocre person, they have nowhere to go but self-victimization.
New Bari Weiss & CBS leadership note to staff—
“…Americans say they do not trust the press…To win back their trust, we have to work hard.”
“Sometimes it means telling unexpected stories…sometimes it means holding a piece about an important subject to make sure it is comprehensive and fair.”
“…Americans say they do not trust the press…To win back their trust, we have to work hard.”
“Sometimes it means telling unexpected stories…sometimes it means holding a piece about an important subject to make sure it is comprehensive and fair.”
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bari Weiss is a particular type of character that can get too far in the good ol’ USA: the moderately clever sociopath who thinks they can bullshit their way through anything with wordy excuses. When reality crashes in on such a mediocre person, they have nowhere to go but self-victimization.
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For some reason, they decided to make The Santa Clause a franchise 8 years later. Reindeer farts! Our review is now public, please share!
youtu.be/ox5m76ydg9k
youtu.be/ox5m76ydg9k
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
For some reason, they decided to make The Santa Clause a franchise 8 years later. Reindeer farts! Our review is now public, please share!
youtu.be/ox5m76ydg9k
youtu.be/ox5m76ydg9k
If there's no need for the perfect image
And nothing seems that wrong
And you know there's better conversation waiting for you at home.
And as it keeps on going
You forget whether it was the beginning or the end
When you can't believe your luck you're with your friends.
And nothing seems that wrong
And you know there's better conversation waiting for you at home.
And as it keeps on going
You forget whether it was the beginning or the end
When you can't believe your luck you're with your friends.
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If there's no need for the perfect image
And nothing seems that wrong
And you know there's better conversation waiting for you at home.
And as it keeps on going
You forget whether it was the beginning or the end
When you can't believe your luck you're with your friends.
And nothing seems that wrong
And you know there's better conversation waiting for you at home.
And as it keeps on going
You forget whether it was the beginning or the end
When you can't believe your luck you're with your friends.
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They were all 'save the children' until they found out who they had to save them from.
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They were all 'save the children' until they found out who they had to save them from.