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The Durutti Column, remastered for a retrospective.
In November of 1981 Factory Records released LC, produced by Martin Hannett, who gave Joy Division their aura and here makes soundscapes with one of a kind guitarist Vini Reilly.
I got LC right off the plane from an importer in L.A. Good old days.
The Return of the Durutti Column (Expanded & Remastered)
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The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders... YOU'D THINK THERE'S NO REASON TO WATCH THE RAIDERS. THAT'S NOT TRUE. THE BEST THING ABOUT A RAIDERS GAME IS THE BEFUDDKED LOOK ON PETE CAROLL'S FACE WHEN SOMETHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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We'll probably have to wait for a book to be written to learn why The Orange Turd Melon was shipped off to Walter Reed that second time. Until then, overdoing it on gummy bears is as likely an explanation as anything, since the administration doesn't revisit the past...
THE SECOND TRIP TO WALTER REED EXPLAINED AT LAST True story repurposed as satire THE ORANGE TURD MELON HOSPITALIZED AFTER EATING NEARLY 7 POUNDS OF GUMMIES IN 3 DAYS Caption We'll probably have to wait for a book to be written to learn why The Orange Turd Melon was shipped off to Walter Reed that second time. Until then, overdoing it on gummy bears is as likely an explanation as anything, since the administration doesn't revisit the past...
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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If you live in the 'burbs, if you're not hospitalized or locked up, your milk carton would carry exactly the opposite message, pledging to never drop rbST into your beknighted existence...
Printed on a milk carton served in a hospital... *No significant difference has been shown in milk from cows treated with the artificial growth hormone rbST and non rbST treated cows. Caption If you live in the 'burbs, if you're not hospitalized or locked up, your milk carton would carry exactly the opposite message, pledging to never drop rbST into your beknighted existence...
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Sure, Bovino and Noem live the high life now, but, there's that sound, the sound of metal slamming shut on metal, growing louder each time they lay their heads down to sleep. There won't be a mint on the pillow once their juries have reached a unanimous verdict...
The Biggest Piece Of Shit EVER! Satire repurposed to portray justice coming for Bovino and Noem URANUS IS LEAKING MUCH MORE HEAT THAN WE THOUGHT Science headline repurposed Caption Sure, Bovino and Noem live the high life now, but, there's that sound of metal slamming shut on metal, growing louder each time they lay their heads down to sleep. There won't be a mint on the pillow once their juries have reached a unanimous verdict...
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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The Durutti Column, remastered for a retrospective.
In November of 1981 Factory Records released LC, produced by Martin Hannett, who gave Joy Division their aura and here makes soundscapes with one of a kind guitarist Vini Reilly.
I got LC right off the plane from an importer in L.A. Good old days.
The Return of the Durutti Column (Expanded & Remastered)
open.spotify.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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It's Over, Pal
A Film By
The Inspectors General
Now Showing ...
In An Alternate Universe
It's Over, Pal A Film By The Inspectors General Now Showing ... In An Alternate Universe THE ROTTING OF THE ORANGE TURD MELON FROM THE HEIGHTS OF POWER TO THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF LOST LUGGAGE *NO DEMOCRATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM Man seen in silhouette quoted It was ugly, but it had to be done Wall sign THE MOTION PICTURES SHOWING IN THIS THEATER ARE ONLY FOR MATURE ADULTS OVER 21 WHO ARE NOT EASILY OFFENDED
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Just say, "No! It's not gonna be bad forever!"
Photo of William Windom as Commodore Matt Decker, in distress, on the original Star Trek episode The Doomsday Machine THREE MORE YEARS OF THIS!!! COMMODORE DECKER HAD REACHED HIS LIMIT. LET'S THINK GOOD THOUGHTS IN HIS HONOR... Photo of the face in profile of Marlene Dietrich as an older woman in heavy makeup looking bereaved MARLENE DIETRICH AT THE FUNERAL OF EDITH PIAF ONE THING THAT THE ORANGE TURD MELON ACTUALLY KNOWS IS C WHEN IT'S HIS TURN TO BE THE GUEST OF HONOR NO ONE IS GOING TO EVEN PRETEND TO BE SAD Photo on the left of The Orange Turd Melon awkwardly almost biting his tongue OK, SO HE'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA KICK THE BUCKET EXACTLY LIKE TENNESSE WILLIAMS DID, BUT IT WAS A NICE THOUGHT WHILE IT LASTED... Photo on the right of a pumpkin effigy February 25, 1983, playwright Tennesse Williams was found dead in New York City. Chief Medical Examiner Elliot M. Gross reported that Williams had choked to death from inhaling the plastic cap of the type used on bottles of nasal spray or eye solution. However, the report was corrected on August 14, 1983, to state that Williams had been using the plastic cap found in his mouth to ingest barbiturates and actually died from a toxic level of secobarbital. DON'T DESPAIR! OUR FUTURE WILL BE BEAUTIFUL Composite with nine headshots of prominent individuals given glimpses into their futures across their foreheads and faces JD Vance: RABIES / NEVER THE SAME Tom Homan: PRISON Kristi Noem: ONLY FANS Kash Patel: PRISON The Orange Turd Melon: CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS Pete Hegseth: LIVER TRANSPLANT FAILS Mike Johnson: JAPANESE BEAR VICTIM Stephen Miller: LOTS OF PRISON Pam Bondi: PRISON
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Ignore Alien Orders!
25th Amendment Now!
Shown below a UFO with the head of The Orange Turd Melon as drawn by R. Crumb, urging Covfefe! Maduro Bad Hair! Attack! lawmakers Senators Elissa Slotkin, a former CIA analyst and Iraq war veteran, Mark Kelly, a former astronaut and Navy veteran, Representatives Jason Crow, Maggie Goodlander, Chris Deluzio and Chrissy Houlahan all urge US military personnel to ignore illegal orders We Say, "Ignore Alien Orders!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore.
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... For years, Foghorn Leghorn had been telling people what Hunter S. Thompson wrote, citing a source, about Bill Clinton. Suddenly, no one cared anymore. As an animated (agitated) Foghorn Leghorn explains: IT'S THE DARNDEST THING! ALL OF A SUDDEN, NOBODY CARES THAT BILL CLINTON'S FIRST ACT OF SEXUAL CONGRESS WAS WITH A SHEEP!
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine
WITH
That Thing Over There
AND
Mister Chair
The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine WITH HIS MIGHTY ARMS DROOPING TO THE FLOOR. That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair MISTER WEIGHT MACHINE FELT SO SAD. HE HAD BEEN LEFT The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine WITH That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair HIS MACHINE BUDDIES, THAT THING OVER THERE, AND, MISTER CHAIR, THEY DID THEIR BEST TO CONSOLE HIM That Thing Over There IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE ANYONE USED ME, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I DO. DOES THAT GET ME DOWN? NO WAY! Mister Chair ENNUI IS A FORCEVWHICH MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TAKE HOLD IN A GYM! FIGHT, MAN, FIGHT! The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine WITH That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair THEN, A THERAPIST GOT MISTER WEIGHT MACHINE READY FOR HER NEXT CLIENT... Mister Weight Machine AT LAST! I CAN FEEL MY SENSE OF PURPOSE RESTORED! The Saga Portraying A Crucial Day In The Emotional Development Of Mister Weight Machine There That Thing Over There AND Mister Chair MISTER WEIGHT MACHINE STOOD PROUD, READY AND THANKFUL! That Thing Over There YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL WITH YOUR HANDLES READY TO GRASP. Mister Chair RESISTANCE IS BENEFICIAL! Mister Weight Machine I'VE BEEN SHOWN HOW PRECIOUS FRIENDS ELEVATE THE QUALITY OF LIFE. WITHOUT, THAT THING OVER THERE, AND, MISTER CHAIR, I WOULD BE A DUMBELL!
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Senator John Blutarsky would have never been part of this...
Satire of the Animal House scene where the Deltas are being evicted and Bluto says, "They took the bar, the whole fucking bar" Caption Senator John Blutarsky would have never been part of this... THEY TOOK THE DEAL THE DUMBEST FUCKING DEAL
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Have fun Dick...
Satire Have fun Dick... Photo from Wikipedia repurposed Photo caption: THIS IMAGE WAS GENERATED BY A SECRET ELON MUSK MACHINE HOOKED UP TO A PSYCHIC TROLLING THE DEPTHS OF HELL. THIS IS HARRY WHITTINGTON, THE LATE TEXAS ATTORNEY THAT DICK CHEYNEY ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN THE FACE. DICK CHEYNEY HAS ARRIVED IN HELL, WHERE HE WILL SPEND ETERNITY BEING ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN THE FACE.
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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We moved from NYC to LA, from fun Mets to righteous scumbag Dodgers, none worse than Steve Garvey. His wife had a KABC show I saw, then we went to LAX to fly back for a visit. She was in the same outfit to go to JFK. She was alone. It showed how she looked so sad, but no one said Hi. They divorced.
Satire Photo of Annette Funicello, Phyllis Diller and Nancy Sinatra on the field at Dodger Stadium, wearing Dodger jerseys. Photo caption Back then, they only played Marry, F¥€k, kill in real life. Poor Phyllis. Comment, a true story We moved from NYC to LA, from fun Mets to righteous scumbag Dodgers, none worse than Steve Garvey. His wife had a KABC show I saw, then we went to LAX to fly back for a visit. She was in the same outfit to go to JFK. She was alone. It showed how she looked so sad, but no one said Hi. They divorced.
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Sinkhole opens on road in Long Beach, CA SATIRE CAPTION If you are a capitalist, there is less of Long Beach If you are a communist, Long Beach has been redistributed
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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In no other sport would Yamamoto and Ohtani be on the same side to prop up a team so old their bat speeds slowed down after the 18 inning game.
The #Dodgers have shown baseball that normies can't beat a freak show anymore. There's one place they'll be right at home...
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Satire Dodgers team bus pulls up to destroyed East Wing of the White House Quote bubble Remember guys, we're here to talk about international trade deals... Caption In no other sport would Yamamoto and Ohtani be on the same side to prop up a team so old their bat speeds slowed down after the 18 inning game. The #Dodgers have shown baseball that normies can't beat a freak show anymore. There's one place they'll be right at home...
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Another year of #Dodgers showing everyone that building a freak show is the way to win. Let's see if they sell out their fans in Boyle Heights by visiting what's left of the White House.
Now, on to more important things...
Another year of #Dodgers showing everyone that building a freak show is the way to win. Let's see if they sell out their fans in Boyle Heights by visiting what's left of the White House. Now, on to more important things... Photo caption Solid gold toilet up for auction with $10 million starting price Photo comment I would get it if I was flush with cash, ha ha! At least I didn't use my potty mouth, hee hee! But, in all seriousness, folks, whoever ends up with this gold toilet would have to keep it really clean so it wouldn't reflect badly on them! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much! Three shows daily at the El Mocambo Room, where we keep the dubious Champagne and the jokes a-flowing!
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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So let me get this straight...
It's up to the acting NASA administrator who was on The Real World nearly flashing to refute the sex tape star.
It's not like anything else is happening...
THE MODERN ART OF DISTRACTION So let me get this straight... It's up to the acting NASA administrator who was on The Real World nearly flashing to refute the sex tape star. It's not like anything else is happening... On the Thursday, Oct. 30, episode of The Kardashians, the 45-year-old revealed that she doesn't believe the 1969 moon landing really happened — while trying to convince her All's Fair costar Sarah Paulson to have the same doubts. The U.S. Department of Education’s workforce has been reduced. 58% of staff received layoff notices or accepted resignation offers. After multiple reductions and reinstatements, the total reduction sits around 48% in a “final mission” to close the department. The administration is also firing 465 staff members in the Office of Elementary and Secondary Education, Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services and Office for Civil Rights.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Sometimes, I randomly assemble a combination of things I come across and what I think might fit, so then people yell that I'm not making any sense and they get even more angry when I agree...
Sometimes, I randomly assemble a combination of things I come across and what I think might fit, so then people yell that I'm not making any sense and they get even more angry when I agree... Then, I don't know what to say on the Alt Text and those folks get the angriest of all...
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Just another friendly word of advice to the local Democratic party...
Just another friendly word of advice to the local Democratic party. Also, you may not have heard that the state case here against the fraudulent electors, including top Nevada Republicans, is going to proceed. Cops and working girls in Las Vegas. Prostitution is not legal in Clark County, Nevada...
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Optimism!
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Optimism! Picture of a swarm of rats with overlay After the midterms... We'll see what really happens to rats on a sinking ship Composite of The Orange Turd Melon centered around administration officials with a sinking ship over the face of The Orange Turd Melon
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The joys of institutional food #1
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #1 January 22, 2025 Can anyone read? Strawberry yogurt served despite the strawberry allergy notation on the ticket
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The joys of institutional food #2
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #2 December 3, 2024 Cold Meat ravioli stuck together under cold sauce Cold vegetable plop Stale edged very faintly warm garlic bread Fruit cup Iced tea
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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The joys of institutional food #3
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #3 November 13, 2024 Long hair on food plate Straightened and photographed against tray lid for contrast
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The joys of institutional food #4
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #5 October 11, 2024 Dinner Cold sandwich Thin tomato slice American cheese slice Deli meat slice Presentation lettuce Fruit cocktail
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The joys of institutional food #5
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The joys of institutional food #5 October 7, 2024 Completely cold Stale fries Completely cold hot dog Dessert thing Four ounces of tea
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM