Velcro Candy Sticky Sweet
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Watching old Malcolm in the Middle and drew Lois, Malcolm, and Spengler
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Watching old Malcolm in the Middle and drew Lois, Malcolm, and Spengler
Switched from pills to juice today.
Proud of me?
Proud of me?
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Switched from pills to juice today.
Proud of me?
Proud of me?
I thought of another movie I haven't seen yet but want to. It came to me because I was singing Que Cera, Cera this morning.
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I thought of another movie I haven't seen yet but want to. It came to me because I was singing Que Cera, Cera this morning.
♓Review a friendship if something feels off, be sure your closest circle has your back. A fresh financial idea or opportunity could be exciting, vet it fully before you jump in.🌓
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January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
♓Review a friendship if something feels off, be sure your closest circle has your back. A fresh financial idea or opportunity could be exciting, vet it fully before you jump in.🌓
It's been a bad day.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
January 25, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It's been a bad day.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
After, what? 14 reboots, I've given up hope that they'll ever make a good Smurfs movie.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
January 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
After, what? 14 reboots, I've given up hope that they'll ever make a good Smurfs movie.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
6°F on a Saturday morning. The economy and society itself would COLLAPSE if I weren't there to sell mascara.
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
6°F on a Saturday morning. The economy and society itself would COLLAPSE if I weren't there to sell mascara.
♓A push to act in a money matter is encouragement to fool around and find out. Get past this temptation and be sure emotions are fully past before you take any financial actions. Learn from the past.🌒
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January 24, 2026 at 11:50 AM
♓A push to act in a money matter is encouragement to fool around and find out. Get past this temptation and be sure emotions are fully past before you take any financial actions. Learn from the past.🌒
*record scratch*
Yep. That's me alright.
You're probably wondering how I got here.
Yep. That's me alright.
You're probably wondering how I got here.
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
*record scratch*
Yep. That's me alright.
You're probably wondering how I got here.
Yep. That's me alright.
You're probably wondering how I got here.
Reposted by Velcro Candy Sticky Sweet
... good ol' clocky shiranui
February 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
... good ol' clocky shiranui
♓Our external situations rise and fall, give us occasional victories and plenty of chances to learn. Patience is needed when change is slow, meltdowns don’t help. Practice staying regulated🌒
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January 23, 2026 at 11:57 AM
♓Our external situations rise and fall, give us occasional victories and plenty of chances to learn. Patience is needed when change is slow, meltdowns don’t help. Practice staying regulated🌒
Ding ding ding
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Ding ding ding
We got lunch and smooches.
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We got lunch and smooches.
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
😳 Oh snap.
This is probably going to be dumb as Hell and I can't wait! 🖤
This is probably going to be dumb as Hell and I can't wait! 🖤
First trailer for the live-action 'Masters of the Universe' film
In theaters June 5
In theaters June 5
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
😳 Oh snap.
This is probably going to be dumb as Hell and I can't wait! 🖤
This is probably going to be dumb as Hell and I can't wait! 🖤
Reposted by Velcro Candy Sticky Sweet
I'm going to start telling my customers that all the makeup I sell is AI powered.
"Do you need any new eyeliner today?"
"No thanks."
"It's AI."
"Oh! In that case I'll take 12!"
"This face serum is also AI."
"Gimme that too!"
"Me spitting on you is AI."
"Expectorate that AI drool all over me, lady!"
"Do you need any new eyeliner today?"
"No thanks."
"It's AI."
"Oh! In that case I'll take 12!"
"This face serum is also AI."
"Gimme that too!"
"Me spitting on you is AI."
"Expectorate that AI drool all over me, lady!"
Apple is working on a wearable AI pin, report says
Apple is working on a wearable AI pin, report says
Apple is working on a wearable AI pin, report says
www.independent.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I'm going to start telling my customers that all the makeup I sell is AI powered.
"Do you need any new eyeliner today?"
"No thanks."
"It's AI."
"Oh! In that case I'll take 12!"
"This face serum is also AI."
"Gimme that too!"
"Me spitting on you is AI."
"Expectorate that AI drool all over me, lady!"
"Do you need any new eyeliner today?"
"No thanks."
"It's AI."
"Oh! In that case I'll take 12!"
"This face serum is also AI."
"Gimme that too!"
"Me spitting on you is AI."
"Expectorate that AI drool all over me, lady!"
⚓Ahoy, my hearties! Cast off your cares and bring it in for a hull-crushing Thorax Thursgay!🪢
Flotsam in my Jetsam in Bristol fashion!⛵
Batten down the hatches!
Full steam ahead!🎣
See you on the trade winds, me briny babes!🛟
Anchors aweigh!🐚
Someone get this gal an auxiliary pump!🦭
Flotsam in my Jetsam in Bristol fashion!⛵
Batten down the hatches!
Full steam ahead!🎣
See you on the trade winds, me briny babes!🛟
Anchors aweigh!🐚
Someone get this gal an auxiliary pump!🦭
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
⚓Ahoy, my hearties! Cast off your cares and bring it in for a hull-crushing Thorax Thursgay!🪢
Flotsam in my Jetsam in Bristol fashion!⛵
Batten down the hatches!
Full steam ahead!🎣
See you on the trade winds, me briny babes!🛟
Anchors aweigh!🐚
Someone get this gal an auxiliary pump!🦭
Flotsam in my Jetsam in Bristol fashion!⛵
Batten down the hatches!
Full steam ahead!🎣
See you on the trade winds, me briny babes!🛟
Anchors aweigh!🐚
Someone get this gal an auxiliary pump!🦭
♓It’s possible to understand yourself and still get shamed in the world. Old shame is easy for trolls to trigger, they get off by off-loading their own. The more you release inwardly the less there is for bullies to target.🌒
This is... directly aimed at me. Targeted astrology.
This is... directly aimed at me. Targeted astrology.
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January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
♓It’s possible to understand yourself and still get shamed in the world. Old shame is easy for trolls to trigger, they get off by off-loading their own. The more you release inwardly the less there is for bullies to target.🌒
This is... directly aimed at me. Targeted astrology.
This is... directly aimed at me. Targeted astrology.
I'ma catch ghosts in an atomizer.
Then I can spray them at you if we're fighting.
Paffff! 💨👻
Then I can spray them at you if we're fighting.
Paffff! 💨👻
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I'ma catch ghosts in an atomizer.
Then I can spray them at you if we're fighting.
Paffff! 💨👻
Then I can spray them at you if we're fighting.
Paffff! 💨👻
♓Past mistakes are the greatest university ever, harvest their full value for a PhD in self-mastery. Set aside shame, it takes lots of practice, but you have to if you want to learn from the past to build a stronger future.🌒
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January 21, 2026 at 12:23 PM
♓Past mistakes are the greatest university ever, harvest their full value for a PhD in self-mastery. Set aside shame, it takes lots of practice, but you have to if you want to learn from the past to build a stronger future.🌒
I manifested it
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I manifested it
Soup is good
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Soup is good
She makes me brekkie! What a gal. 🥹
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
She makes me brekkie! What a gal. 🥹
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social