Velcro Candy Sticky Sweet
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Thank you, Kitten! 💋
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Thank you, Kitten! 💋
💋 Thank you, Angel!
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
💋 Thank you, Angel!
Fuck. That's a good point.
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Fuck. That's a good point.
Pointing out that republicans are hypocrites does nothing.
They're proud of their constant, blatant hypocrisy.
They're proud of their constant, blatant hypocrisy.
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Pointing out that republicans are hypocrites does nothing.
They're proud of their constant, blatant hypocrisy.
They're proud of their constant, blatant hypocrisy.
Why limit curl up into a ball and cry to only one hour?
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Why limit curl up into a ball and cry to only one hour?
Heavens no
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Heavens no