Velcro Candy 🦭
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Cross this one off the list.
I wasn't crazy about Mel Blanc playing a Mexican but at least he played second fiddle to Ricardo Montalbán.
I wasn't crazy about Mel Blanc playing a Mexican but at least he played second fiddle to Ricardo Montalbán.
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Cross this one off the list.
I wasn't crazy about Mel Blanc playing a Mexican but at least he played second fiddle to Ricardo Montalbán.
I wasn't crazy about Mel Blanc playing a Mexican but at least he played second fiddle to Ricardo Montalbán.
People love low effort crap.
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
People love low effort crap.
I know, I know. I should charge my phone.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I know, I know. I should charge my phone.
Couldn't be me searching for a screenshot of Bruno's Alpha Dog on Google Imag- OH THERE IT IS!
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Couldn't be me searching for a screenshot of Bruno's Alpha Dog on Google Imag- OH THERE IT IS!
Our Finches are thinking about garlic and skrimps respectively.
@katiyathewitch.bsky.social
@katiyathewitch.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Our Finches are thinking about garlic and skrimps respectively.
@katiyathewitch.bsky.social
@katiyathewitch.bsky.social
Mugposting Hours meets Thorax Thursgay on today's gut-wrenching episode of 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺, here on 19 WOIO Shaker Heights Cleveland. A Malrite Communications Group Station!
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Mugposting Hours meets Thorax Thursgay on today's gut-wrenching episode of 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺, here on 19 WOIO Shaker Heights Cleveland. A Malrite Communications Group Station!
Yeah, man. Applesauce. 🍏
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Yeah, man. Applesauce. 🍏
They want me to lower my standards?
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
They want me to lower my standards?
Watching old Malcolm in the Middle and drew Lois, Malcolm, and Spengler
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Watching old Malcolm in the Middle and drew Lois, Malcolm, and Spengler
I thought of another movie I haven't seen yet but want to. It came to me because I was singing Que Cera, Cera this morning.
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I thought of another movie I haven't seen yet but want to. It came to me because I was singing Que Cera, Cera this morning.
It's been a bad day.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
January 25, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It's been a bad day.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
And yet, here I am, taking a picture.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord.
After, what? 14 reboots, I've given up hope that they'll ever make a good Smurfs movie.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
January 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
After, what? 14 reboots, I've given up hope that they'll ever make a good Smurfs movie.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
Maybe a Snorks movie instead. They're less marketable so they're more willing to take risks. Set it in the '80s. Keep it campy but earnest. Cast a drag queen as Daffney.
She's serving... let's just say cunt.
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 AM
We got lunch and smooches.
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We got lunch and smooches.
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
She makes me brekkie! What a gal. 🥹
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
She makes me brekkie! What a gal. 🥹
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
"Smile, you son of a bitch!" 🦈
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
"Smile, you son of a bitch!" 🦈