🎨Vincent Van Bro
@vincentvanbro.bsky.social
Just three dudes in a trench coat
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
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So anyway, I started Baja blastin.
Pizza Rolls are not considered fully cooked until they look like they’ve been in a head on collision.
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Pizza Rolls are not considered fully cooked until they look like they’ve been in a head on collision.
More like Ariana Pequeña, am I right?!
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
More like Ariana Pequeña, am I right?!
How many more weeks of winter Phil?
Phil: 6-7
Phil: 6-7
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
How many more weeks of winter Phil?
Phil: 6-7
Phil: 6-7
And Jesus said unto his disciples “Fuck around and find out.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 AM
And Jesus said unto his disciples “Fuck around and find out.”
Me: I’m going to Slaw School.
Date: Oh you’re going to be a lawyer?
Me: …no
Date: Wait, do you mean Culinary School?
Me: nope. Just Slaw.
Date: …
Date: Oh you’re going to be a lawyer?
Me: …no
Date: Wait, do you mean Culinary School?
Me: nope. Just Slaw.
Date: …
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Me: I’m going to Slaw School.
Date: Oh you’re going to be a lawyer?
Me: …no
Date: Wait, do you mean Culinary School?
Me: nope. Just Slaw.
Date: …
Date: Oh you’re going to be a lawyer?
Me: …no
Date: Wait, do you mean Culinary School?
Me: nope. Just Slaw.
Date: …
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INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
Watch out for ICE this weekend. Very dangerous to many citizens. May cause injuries or worse.
This is a post about weather.
This is a post about weather.
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Watch out for ICE this weekend. Very dangerous to many citizens. May cause injuries or worse.
This is a post about weather.
This is a post about weather.
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Did you know if you’re chewing gum while spinning on the Gravitron you can spit it out of your mouth and it will land back in your mouth? Give it a try for science!
January 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Did you know if you’re chewing gum while spinning on the Gravitron you can spit it out of your mouth and it will land back in your mouth? Give it a try for science!
“Honk if you____” is the analog version of a Repost.
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
“Honk if you____” is the analog version of a Repost.
Philanderist and Philanthropist are too similar spelling wise for me not to accidentally put it on my resume.
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Philanderist and Philanthropist are too similar spelling wise for me not to accidentally put it on my resume.
What’s the carbon footprint of having to go to the hardware store multiple times just to complete one project?
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
What’s the carbon footprint of having to go to the hardware store multiple times just to complete one project?
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Wonder Park New Year’s Resolutions:
• Figure out why the fountain on Main Street keeps “bleeding”
• Less fecal matter, uh, everywhere
• No more “controlled” fires
• Break even. Just once.
• Either fully submit ourselves to the rule of Hush-Hush or find an exorcist. No more half-assed commitments
• Figure out why the fountain on Main Street keeps “bleeding”
• Less fecal matter, uh, everywhere
• No more “controlled” fires
• Break even. Just once.
• Either fully submit ourselves to the rule of Hush-Hush or find an exorcist. No more half-assed commitments
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Wonder Park New Year’s Resolutions:
• Figure out why the fountain on Main Street keeps “bleeding”
• Less fecal matter, uh, everywhere
• No more “controlled” fires
• Break even. Just once.
• Either fully submit ourselves to the rule of Hush-Hush or find an exorcist. No more half-assed commitments
• Figure out why the fountain on Main Street keeps “bleeding”
• Less fecal matter, uh, everywhere
• No more “controlled” fires
• Break even. Just once.
• Either fully submit ourselves to the rule of Hush-Hush or find an exorcist. No more half-assed commitments
Sending me one last email to let me know I’ve unsubscribed is so desperate.
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Sending me one last email to let me know I’ve unsubscribed is so desperate.
There is nothing i’ll do faster in life than pull up receipts to prove I was right.
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
There is nothing i’ll do faster in life than pull up receipts to prove I was right.
The amount of restraint that I use at this job could power a nuclear reactor.
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The amount of restraint that I use at this job could power a nuclear reactor.
How is your year going so far? Currently I’m at the “If I got into a car accident I wouldn’t have to go to work today” stage.
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
How is your year going so far? Currently I’m at the “If I got into a car accident I wouldn’t have to go to work today” stage.
After finishing a really good book series I’m having trouble finding a new book to get into.
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
After finishing a really good book series I’m having trouble finding a new book to get into.
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Lawyers saying we can no longer use the word “amusement” in our advertising.
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Lawyers saying we can no longer use the word “amusement” in our advertising.
At what age do I look in the mirror and decide “you know what, my pants could be pulled higher”?
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
At what age do I look in the mirror and decide “you know what, my pants could be pulled higher”?
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[Fruit of the Loom board meeting]
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
[Fruit of the Loom board meeting]
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
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Did you know that when you buy a rollercoaster you have to put it together yourself? Like, it doesn’t come pre-assembled. Like, there are tons of parts here and I don’t know what screwdriver to use.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Did you know that when you buy a rollercoaster you have to put it together yourself? Like, it doesn’t come pre-assembled. Like, there are tons of parts here and I don’t know what screwdriver to use.
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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PSA: last nights “light show” was not planned and it technically was called an “explosion.” Nevertheless, we’re glad you enjoyed it, but there will not be a repeat performance tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
PSA: last nights “light show” was not planned and it technically was called an “explosion.” Nevertheless, we’re glad you enjoyed it, but there will not be a repeat performance tonight.
