🎨Vincent Van Bro
@vincentvanbro.bsky.social
Just three dudes in a trench coat
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
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So anyway, I started Baja blastin.
Hey watchit, I’m reskeetin hear!
(new yorker voice) reskëet
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hey watchit, I’m reskeetin hear!
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Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Hickory Farms is the Spirit Halloween of Christmas.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hickory Farms is the Spirit Halloween of Christmas.
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This Baskin Robbins has 32 flavors. I’m calling the police.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This Baskin Robbins has 32 flavors. I’m calling the police.
I forgot about the Alamo.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I forgot about the Alamo.
US discontinues manufacturing the penny.
99 Cent Store: 👀
99 Cent Store: 👀
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
US discontinues manufacturing the penny.
99 Cent Store: 👀
99 Cent Store: 👀
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Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
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To the parents who left their child in the park overnight:
1. He’s fine
2. He ate a weeks supply of Deep Fried Mayo Cubs (we’ll bill you)
3. Was he always missing a finger?
1. He’s fine
2. He ate a weeks supply of Deep Fried Mayo Cubs (we’ll bill you)
3. Was he always missing a finger?
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
To the parents who left their child in the park overnight:
1. He’s fine
2. He ate a weeks supply of Deep Fried Mayo Cubs (we’ll bill you)
3. Was he always missing a finger?
1. He’s fine
2. He ate a weeks supply of Deep Fried Mayo Cubs (we’ll bill you)
3. Was he always missing a finger?
Time for the Dungeon.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Time for the Dungeon.
At a birthday party at the roller rink bout to show these kids up…
a man wearing a helmet and knee pads stands in front of a fence
Alt: Hal from Malcom in the Middle getting ready to roller skate.
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
At a birthday party at the roller rink bout to show these kids up…
Pirate who visits the future from the past: Argh, show me our legacy.
Me: This is called a mini-golf course…
Me: This is called a mini-golf course…
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pirate who visits the future from the past: Argh, show me our legacy.
Me: This is called a mini-golf course…
Me: This is called a mini-golf course…
Mad Max; Furry Road. The Teen Wolf crossover we need.
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Mad Max; Furry Road. The Teen Wolf crossover we need.
Sometimes I forget Northern California exists. They’re just up there minding their own business, not making a sound.
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Sometimes I forget Northern California exists. They’re just up there minding their own business, not making a sound.
Remember remember the 5th of November, the bubble bubble toil and trouble.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Remember remember the 5th of November, the bubble bubble toil and trouble.
Is the corporate name Taco Bells?
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is the corporate name Taco Bells?
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in 40 years you’ll have a doctor named tyler tell you you’re cooked
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
in 40 years you’ll have a doctor named tyler tell you you’re cooked
Is there a baseball game on or something?
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Is there a baseball game on or something?
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Halloween over so back to trick AND treating.
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Halloween over so back to trick AND treating.
Tom & Jerry…and our friend Steve.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Tom & Jerry…and our friend Steve.
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My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
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Today our employees are dressing up as people who care. Enjoy it while it lasts.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today our employees are dressing up as people who care. Enjoy it while it lasts.
What are you dressing as for Halloween?
Me: someone who wears sweatpants to work and leaves early.
Me: someone who wears sweatpants to work and leaves early.
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What are you dressing as for Halloween?
Me: someone who wears sweatpants to work and leaves early.
Me: someone who wears sweatpants to work and leaves early.
Get someone who looks at you like Tom Nook looks at your Nook Miles balance.
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Get someone who looks at you like Tom Nook looks at your Nook Miles balance.