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I think about this (joke) article a lot

www.cracked.com/blog/what-i-...
My Brief Time As Donald Trump's Campaign Manager
To do over again, sure, I probably wouldn't have helped Donald Trump run for president.
www.cracked.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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This would be, without any doubt, a war crime committed by the United States. We prosecuted Germans and Japanese for doing this exact thing in WWII.
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My stepson is being isolated and gaslit by his girlfriend, even to the point I think she uses his phone to reply on his behalf and be weirdly deceptive. Like she made up a whole ass conversation that I would have ^never^ had with her.
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#artist #commissions this isn’t me, but I’ll put you in touch with my kid in #canada
My kid, currently in Canada for #animation has commission open. #artists
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My kid, currently in Canada for #animation has commission open. #artists
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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KPOP STANS / BTS ARMY ASSEMBLE

How long can it take to DICTATE the Bee Movie script into a phone
Scott Turner announces a "crime hotline" people can use to snitch on immigrants
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Like, people want Star Trek society, but they never seem to remember that there were massive wars that killed millions and then humanity rose from the ashes.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I shopped at target once since January and later that day I was also in a fender bender. My conclusion is whatever universal forces there are do not want us shopping at Target.
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
Target quietly added ChatGPT in its app last week.

www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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It’s official, folks!

I just filed to run for Governor of Texas.

We’re ready to take Texas back for those who have been ignored, squeezed, and written off.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Absolute debasement of academic standards
*student submits opinion in psych class
*gets bad grade
*instructor says she can make whatever arguments she wants but must draw on empirical sources
*student & Turning Point says her religious freedom & first amendment rights violated
*professor suspended
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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h/t @adamwren.bsky.social

Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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The crisis isn’t refugees. It’s not that one person committed one tragic crime and killed one other person. The crisis isn’t that America’s 250-year old history of hosting immigrants turned out to be a mistake.

The crisis is that STEPHEN MILLER, a hateful little maggot, controls the government.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Another day, another Republican scandal.
Jilted Wife Outs Republican SBOE Member And Other Texas Election News
Another day, another Republican scandal.
www.lonestarleft.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
20$ this is our reichstag fire.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I canceled paramount because I was angry at ^gestures broadly^ but now I’m extra annoyed at my lack of Star trek. I guess I’ll have to go back to physical media. If I ever see bari Weiss I’m gonna spill coffee on her.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Oh…
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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So weird how all these things - superduper pardon power, total immunity, no birthright citizenship - didn’t seem to exist in the Constitution until the One True Leader Trump was elected; suddenly they find all these things that’d never apply to a Democrat President
"The problem here is that some of Trump’s strongest soldiers got jammed up in state court, and neither Trump or Martin can stand the fact Trump can’t reach down and erase those convictions. So Martin is finding creative ways to shred the Constitution."
Ed Martin's peculiar view of pardon power
Trump's pardon attorney is very confused about how pardons work.
www.publicnotice.co
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Every time I go on vacation, no matter what time of the month, no matter how much I spend on an expensive procedure to stop it, I get my fucking period. I even plan trips around different times of the month. I had an ablation a year and a half ago. I had a slight period two weeks ago. Yet today.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.

It's a surreal--and troubling--read.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The New York Times **HAD EMAILS IN ITS POSSESSION** tying Donald Trump directly to Jeffrey Epstein's global elite pedophile cabal conspiracy –– in the middle of a 2016 election where a global elite pedophile cabal conspiracy was a HUGE topic –– and they didn't publish one word it for a decade.
Congrats again, everyone
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM