Johann Butts
@viotumax.bsky.social
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
REPORTER: Who's your new coach?
Wade Manuel: We’re bringing up an OC from the Turkish league, Jimsek Harbakci.
Harbaugh: [in black beard, caftan]
Merhaba.
Wade Manuel: We’re bringing up an OC from the Turkish league, Jimsek Harbakci.
Harbaugh: [in black beard, caftan]
Merhaba.
![A tweet from me from May 11, 2015, after it was announced that Tom Brady would be suspended for four games to start the 2016 season:
REPORTER: Who's your starter?
BELICHICK: We signed a veteran from the Turkish league, Tmo Bardy.
BRADY: [in black beard, caftan] Merhaba.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x6l3uz63jjt43tcaif7tdvgj/bafkreid2an7dc3nalstqvvn6p6bjeu7ri2azrn5ll5itegvyum5vbdgsla@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
REPORTER: Who's your new coach?
Wade Manuel: We’re bringing up an OC from the Turkish league, Jimsek Harbakci.
Harbaugh: [in black beard, caftan]
Merhaba.
Wade Manuel: We’re bringing up an OC from the Turkish league, Jimsek Harbakci.
Harbaugh: [in black beard, caftan]
Merhaba.
MASTER OF PUPPETS MY NAME IS CURT CIIIIIG
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
MASTER OF PUPPETS MY NAME IS CURT CIIIIIG
god forbid a white boy get a little moss-ion
tough to see Randy Moss' beloved son, Riley Moss, get Moss'd himself. sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
god forbid a white boy get a little moss-ion
DEBOER LATE GAME SITUATION WOOOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
DEBOER LATE GAME SITUATION WOOOOOOOOOO
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LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL
Maybe he’ll just always be on the woutside looking in
2026 WILL BE THE YEAR WOUT!!
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November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Maybe he’ll just always be on the woutside looking in
Jeanty in pass pro
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Jeanty in pass pro
One thing about them fucking up that false start on the tush push…. If they ban the tush push, what are they going to do on QB sneaks? Because on basically every hurts push I see, the o line is the reason they get the first down, not the backend push action. He gets the yards before the push action
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
One thing about them fucking up that false start on the tush push…. If they ban the tush push, what are they going to do on QB sneaks? Because on basically every hurts push I see, the o line is the reason they get the first down, not the backend push action. He gets the yards before the push action
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Sorry, meant to have him pointing at the balls
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sorry, meant to have him pointing at the balls
Is that spider 2 y banana
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Is that spider 2 y banana
Cig: alright it’s cover 0, season on the line, we need you Fernando!
Mendoza:
Mendoza:
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cig: alright it’s cover 0, season on the line, we need you Fernando!
Mendoza:
Mendoza:
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Jordan Maiva with some interesting means of grounding da ball
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Jordan Maiva with some interesting means of grounding da ball
Lisan al gaib
Jane Hedengren and BYU dominate the Big 12 Cross Country Championships. Hedengren had her foot on the gas the whole way and the race was basically a solo time trial, much like her high school races.
Doris Lemngole took an opposite approach today, but the NCAA showdown should be good.
Doris Lemngole took an opposite approach today, but the NCAA showdown should be good.
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lisan al gaib
It’s early but we are once again on #DadWaterHomeDogWarning
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s early but we are once again on #DadWaterHomeDogWarning
Pope Leo shut down Old Crow with me and we shared an Uber back to Bucktown together
This has to be one of the greatest gags in schism history
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pope Leo shut down Old Crow with me and we shared an Uber back to Bucktown together
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clay aiken.... i knew it!!
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
clay aiken.... i knew it!!
Surely even fickell can’t fuck this up
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Surely even fickell can’t fuck this up
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More invested in When Will Wisconsin Score Their First Touchdown Since The First Quarter Of Their October 4 Game than in any other sports storyline
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
More invested in When Will Wisconsin Score Their First Touchdown Since The First Quarter Of Their October 4 Game than in any other sports storyline
@hollyanderson.bsky.social just occurred to me that I’d love to hear from Mississippi state fans tonight, what number should they call
October 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social just occurred to me that I’d love to hear from Mississippi state fans tonight, what number should they call
Fuxkkkkkkk noooooo
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Fuxkkkkkkk noooooo
@alexkirshner.com every week I look up at some random game I haven’t previously seen a snap of, and inevitably enough it is the dad water home dog of the week is increasing their python’s grip on their opponent. How do you do it.
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@alexkirshner.com every week I look up at some random game I haven’t previously seen a snap of, and inevitably enough it is the dad water home dog of the week is increasing their python’s grip on their opponent. How do you do it.
What in the fuck is going on in Ames
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What in the fuck is going on in Ames