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your favorite local cryptid he/him
Dreamy is my permanent party member
fan of wrestling and video games
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Miyuki was sitting in my lap, but I had to go bathroom and gently set her back in the chair after I got up. I came back and she was patiently waiting for me
a couple of years ago I made the move to Apple Music from Spotify and the thing that actually hurt was leaving a majority of my playlists behind. today I found out Apple Music has a built in playlist transferal and I almost wept seeing 36 playlists with almost 5K tracks back in my library
February 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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"you're going to face consequences" #pixelart #humanart #humanartist
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
when I talk about my gender this is what I’m referring to
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
riling up my nephews when I see them before sending them back to their parents
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
it’s simple really I see a cool bug like a beetle or a mantis and mutter a crispy “hell yeah” to myself
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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The inability to understand that the oppression of trans Americans is not only part of fascism but a direct path to it is one of the reasons the right has found it so relatively trivial to gain power.

Liberation for all or not at all isn’t just a moral stance — it’s a strategic one.
WHO THE FCK CARES?! It’s all hate and distraction from the fascist takeover of this country.
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I had possibly my most depressing call today in which a user requested assistance with downloading the information listed on NASA’s website as they need it longterm for a book they’re writing on climate change and are rightfully concerned our current administration may delete the website
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
“Workday” huh, well what if it didn’t?
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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It was only so many years ago that gambling was shunned, and now it’s all fuck it, let’s destroy everyone’s lives
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I got the overwhelming need to be immersed in a game and since I’ve been sitting with the System Shock remake in my library I figured I would give it a try. spent a few hours with it last night and god damn what a game!
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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They should put deathmatch wrestling in the Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
my only two braincells working overtime trying to create a coherent thought
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Fuck Ice chants from the crowd on #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Overwatch is a very easy game to clown on, but I think a lot of the tumultuous history behind the game is lost when talking about it. the new dev team that’s taken over within the past couple of years have really revitalized it and made it special again
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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When you work in retail and the client says " if theres no price on it that means its free, right?"
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
idk if it’s my nostalgia speaking but it really irritates me just how homogenized tech has become of the past two decades
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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HIS SHADOW KNOWS HIS STORRRRRRREEEYYYYYYYY
February 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I used to buy two tallboys every Friday and that was my alcohol for the weekend, but recently I have been buying three instead. so I’m going to have a dry February as a nice reset (speaking it out here for accountability)
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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🔥🧊
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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See you Saturday. Stay safe, abolish ICE.
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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i really hate to ask this again but we’ve had some unexpected expenses that have set us behind pretty considerably

if anyone would be able to loan us a couple hundred dollars it would be so helpful and we will pay you back asap

venmo: PhosphorGlow
cashapp: $phosphorglow

sorry
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM