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eve, 25. big video game enjoyer with not enough time to game. kris deltarune is literally me
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taking his meat factory to happy town
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
taking his meat factory to happy town
why did wing ding say this?
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
why did wing ding say this?
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🌙 that album cover…
a picture of a cartoon character with the words lesbian proud on it
ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with the words lesbian proud on it
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November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
🌙 that album cover…
gay yes (the band) be like boner of a lonely heart
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
gay yes (the band) be like boner of a lonely heart
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when i get out of work but remember i still have the 40 minute drive home
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
when i get out of work but remember i still have the 40 minute drive home
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For years the LucasArts office was plagued by an unknown individual known as the “booger bandit” who would smear their boogers on the wall of the bathroom stalls. Repeated emails from management did not stop this from happening.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
For years the LucasArts office was plagued by an unknown individual known as the “booger bandit” who would smear their boogers on the wall of the bathroom stalls. Repeated emails from management did not stop this from happening.
everyone call gamestop right now and ask for battletoads
NES and GameBoy Classics added to NSO:
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
everyone call gamestop right now and ask for battletoads
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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Hawk Tuah. What does it mean?
Hawk Tuah. You spit on my everythang.
World’s fucked up man.
Hawk Tuah. Am I losing my GOD DAMN mind?
If it’s gone, where will I find
It
Hawk Tuah. You spit on my everythang.
World’s fucked up man.
Hawk Tuah. Am I losing my GOD DAMN mind?
If it’s gone, where will I find
It
WE ARE HAWK TUAHHHHH
WE SPIT ON THAT THANGGGGG
WE’LL FIGHT FOR HAWK TUAH
WE’LL HONOR HER NAME
WE SPIT ON THAT THANGGGGG
WE’LL FIGHT FOR HAWK TUAH
WE’LL HONOR HER NAME
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hawk Tuah. What does it mean?
Hawk Tuah. You spit on my everythang.
World’s fucked up man.
Hawk Tuah. Am I losing my GOD DAMN mind?
If it’s gone, where will I find
It
Hawk Tuah. You spit on my everythang.
World’s fucked up man.
Hawk Tuah. Am I losing my GOD DAMN mind?
If it’s gone, where will I find
It
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This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
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Fun fax: Longtime Nintendo artist Masanori Sato (who did the character and promotional artwork for the first two Mario & Luigi, among other things) is also the creator of Mega Man 2's Metal Man!
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fun fax: Longtime Nintendo artist Masanori Sato (who did the character and promotional artwork for the first two Mario & Luigi, among other things) is also the creator of Mega Man 2's Metal Man!
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
account got overdrawn and i dont get paid til thursday
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
account got overdrawn and i dont get paid til thursday
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finished the new defunctland
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finished the new defunctland
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Dark Nebula Warp Star made by someone who REALLY likes Dark Nebula (me)
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Dark Nebula Warp Star made by someone who REALLY likes Dark Nebula (me)
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"When yall were kids" implies this ever stopped being the coolest thing in the world to me
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"When yall were kids" implies this ever stopped being the coolest thing in the world to me
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So many people in the early 2010s mad that SpongeBob switched from a shonen to a seinen. The “Squidward Torture Porns” you hate so much are just the truth of how the world works. Read Naoki Urasawa’s Monster and watch as much How To Be Like Johan Liebert videos as I have and you’ll understand.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So many people in the early 2010s mad that SpongeBob switched from a shonen to a seinen. The “Squidward Torture Porns” you hate so much are just the truth of how the world works. Read Naoki Urasawa’s Monster and watch as much How To Be Like Johan Liebert videos as I have and you’ll understand.
job
marriage
homosex
...but i already have a job
marriage
homosex
...but i already have a job
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
job
marriage
homosex
...but i already have a job
marriage
homosex
...but i already have a job
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In Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario's voice is created by applying a filter to Mario's voice; however, he does not use all of Mario's voice clips. By making Mario himself use the filter, we can finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow" and "The horror".
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario's voice is created by applying a filter to Mario's voice; however, he does not use all of Mario's voice clips. By making Mario himself use the filter, we can finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow" and "The horror".
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Hi friends, I really hate to ask for help like this again but my bank balance is very negative and I have a car insurance payment coming up in 3 days that I really need to pay off and I haven't found much more work yet. Please share if you see this, anything helps tysm,,
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November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hi friends, I really hate to ask for help like this again but my bank balance is very negative and I have a car insurance payment coming up in 3 days that I really need to pay off and I haven't found much more work yet. Please share if you see this, anything helps tysm,,
www.paypal.me/MegaBlastoise
www.paypal.me/MegaBlastoise