Wayne Hepner
@waynehepner.bsky.social
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Wayne Hepner
@waynehepner.bsky.social
· Jan 17
#My2026Motto Thanks, Juvenal. Thanks first issue of MAD to have one. Couldn't have put it better myself.
#HowIChargeUpMyBatteries rolling downhill, but it's tricky because I have power steering.
February 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
#HowIChargeUpMyBatteries rolling downhill, but it's tricky because I have power steering.
#HowIChargeUpMyBatteries lightning condenser
February 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM
#HowIChargeUpMyBatteries lightning condenser
#MyFatTuesdayIncludes lobbying to play Rex in the local parade, and, whether I get it or not, a hard no to ever again playing Mr. Big Shot of Zulu.
February 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
#MyFatTuesdayIncludes lobbying to play Rex in the local parade, and, whether I get it or not, a hard no to ever again playing Mr. Big Shot of Zulu.
#MyFatTuesdayIncludes extra beads for a special lady.
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
#MyFatTuesdayIncludes extra beads for a special lady.
#MyFatTuesdayIncludes infiltrating Earth human society undetected.
February 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
#MyFatTuesdayIncludes infiltrating Earth human society undetected.
#HowToDiscoverYourself stop being polite and say what you really feel.
February 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
#HowToDiscoverYourself stop being polite and say what you really feel.
#HowToDiscoverYourself gaze into the abyss until you spook it and the abyss looks away.
February 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
#HowToDiscoverYourself gaze into the abyss until you spook it and the abyss looks away.
#HowToDiscoverYourself good old-fashioned detective work.
February 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
#HowToDiscoverYourself good old-fashioned detective work.
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You can cut experimental costs in half #WhenTheresNoScience!
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
You can cut experimental costs in half #WhenTheresNoScience!
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#WhenTheresNoScience
Try a séance
Try a séance
a black and white drawing of a ouija board with the words yes and no
ALT: a black and white drawing of a ouija board with the words yes and no
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
#WhenTheresNoScience
Try a séance
Try a séance
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#WhenTheresNoScience Don’t bother going on dates as you won’t have any chemistry
February 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
#WhenTheresNoScience Don’t bother going on dates as you won’t have any chemistry
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#WhenTheresNoScience things go off the rails quickly...
February 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
#WhenTheresNoScience things go off the rails quickly...
#WhenTheresNoScience how would I even read the question? You couldn't even mix paint to write it on a wall where nobody could read it without fire.
February 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
#WhenTheresNoScience how would I even read the question? You couldn't even mix paint to write it on a wall where nobody could read it without fire.
#WhenTheresNoScience I still got magic to fall back on.
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
#WhenTheresNoScience I still got magic to fall back on.
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie Animal Crackers
February 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie Animal Crackers
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie All the Pretty Horses
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie All the Pretty Horses
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie Light My Fireworks
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie Light My Fireworks
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie Hello, Merry Lunar
February 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie Hello, Merry Lunar
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie No Moonlight Sonata
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
#ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie No Moonlight Sonata
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February 17, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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#TheYearOfTheHorseMust look out for Mongo.
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
#TheYearOfTheHorseMust look out for Mongo.