WaywardPython
@waywardpython.bsky.social
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Ancient Twitch streamer (he/him). Welsh. Doesn’t sound Welsh. Ally (I hope). Streaming four afternoons a week - survival, souls, roguelike. It’s not “wanks”. https://twitch.tv/waywardpython
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This character’s called Tal, as I created him specifically to unlock the ‘collect all legendary talismans’ achievement.

His model is based on an image of Samuel L Jackson which someone on Reddit made. I tweaked a few facial features and added the beard, but it looks pretty good.
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When I first acquired the game (at half price) I thought, looks pretty tough, I think I’ll just have a look and maybe give it a couple of runs. That was over 1,000 hours of playtime ago.
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Just me platinuming #EldenRing.
A bald, thick set black man wearing armoured robes sits on a large wooden throne. Behind him are ornately decorated stone columns. The air is suffused with sunlight. Stream achievement screen:

You’ve unlocked all achievements! 42/42 (100%)
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I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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Anyone know how to cancel my subscription to the Spring merchandise site? Trying to abandon my shop but there’s no cancellation option.
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Even though I finished #EldenRing again this week, there’s still time for some zany #CrowdControl on the stream!

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[UK] [18+] Crowd Control! Buy your coins now!
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Funny how much of this thread reminds me of Twitch streaming.
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The British Podcast Awards featured a strange “glitch” that everyone found amusing; but has interesting implications. Most of the winners were upstairs in the cheap balcony seats, meaning there was a few minutes’ delay on almost EVERY award as the winners went down the back stairs to the stage. >>
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Proud of my heroes: Angharad, Brenda, Gwyndolyn (note spelling), Makhaya, Barbarossa, Zerala and Fiamma. I’ve invested a lot in their personalities and journeys. They’re like friends to me now.
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Only four achievements to go for Platinum: Placidusax, legendary talismans, legendary sorceries/incantations, and the final Elden Ring achievement of achievements.
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And with that, I complete #EldenRing for the seventh time. But, for the first time, the Frenzied Flame ending.
A woman clad in a brown robe stands inside a ring of fire. Her arms are stretched forward and her head is thrown back. But we cannot see her head, it’s entirely burning with flame
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the dog-driven elevator in blighttown has a default "stopped" animation. there isn't a way for this to happen normally
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Fiamma acts as kindling for the Erdtree as I pursue, for the first time, the Frenzied Flame ending in #EldenRing.

(‘Fiamma’ being the Italian for flame. It seemed right.)
A dark-haired, somewhat evil-looking woman, dressed in a brown robe with wide sleeves, looks at her hand which has ignited with a strong flame. Dark clouds loom in the background Seen from a bird’s eye view, a dark haired woman spreads her arms as she is engulfed with flames. The whole image is suffused with strong fire - only her head seems unaffected by the flames
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Time for #EldenRing crowd control! Come and control what happens - spawning in an ogre? Changing my hair? Naked again? (Possible breach of TOS, who knows.) Live now on #Twitch.

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Ageing gamer (he/him). Welshman with English vicar voice. Usually wholesome. Has been called
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Don’t ask me how I thought of the name, it just popped into my head.

And thanks to whoever it was on Reddit who came up with the sliders so I could make a Beyoncé character.
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Beat #EldenRing for the sixth time. I normally play defensively, so I attempted a run without a shield. Once I found the Ice Spear ash of war, it was pretty much plain sailing. Maybe I’ve finally got gud.

I present Zerala of Bota, Elden Lord.
A dark-skinned woman, vaguely resembling Beyoncé, sits on a wooden throne. She is dressed in a blue-brown robe with armour plating. Behind her is the front of a cathedral-like building with two stone columns. The entire area is covered in grey ash.
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My next challenge is to beat the game without using a shield. I already have a twinblade run on the go. It’s a fine moveset, very exciting to watch.