Trouser Snake Plissken
@weepingcheeto.bsky.social
Musician. Occasional tourist. Doom scroller. Minnesotan. Mostly angry.
JD and Usha Vance should definitely and their new baby
Chaise Davenport
Chaise Davenport
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
JD and Usha Vance should definitely and their new baby
Chaise Davenport
Chaise Davenport
Guaranteed Don Jr. is begging daddy to take over Columbia and make him the president there.
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Guaranteed Don Jr. is begging daddy to take over Columbia and make him the president there.
Normal widows: “I miss my husband.”
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Normal widows: “I miss my husband.”
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
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“That asshole? I feel like my fucking head’s gonna explode.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“That asshole? I feel like my fucking head’s gonna explode.”
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Coldplay is music for people who need their partner to hold them and help them work through their feelings after they’ve had a slightly uncomfortable bowel movement.
Coldplay as “rock” was a music industry psyop
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Coldplay is music for people who need their partner to hold them and help them work through their feelings after they’ve had a slightly uncomfortable bowel movement.
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Did he say “Making fuck”???
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Did he say “Making fuck”???
🎵 “My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker” 🎵
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker” 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
🎵 “My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker” 🎵
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker” 🎵
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Ohmyfuckinggawd 😂
This little piggy is waiting on the files to be released
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ohmyfuckinggawd 😂
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Who here hasn’t seen a herd of cattle rip through a heavily guarded border crossing amiright?
🙄🤦🏻♂️😂
🙄🤦🏻♂️😂
What a bunch of fucking idiots...FFS. yes.of course south American immigrants are taking their cows with them...MAGA's everywhere, "They are bringing their cows!" They are so dumb that their resting heart rate is higher than their IQ.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Who here hasn’t seen a herd of cattle rip through a heavily guarded border crossing amiright?
🙄🤦🏻♂️😂
🙄🤦🏻♂️😂
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What happened was your mother was a massive whore, you were born syphilitic which rotted your brain, and you came up with this bullshit take. Probably after fucking your mother.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What happened was your mother was a massive whore, you were born syphilitic which rotted your brain, and you came up with this bullshit take. Probably after fucking your mother.
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Pardon me while I go drown my eyes in bleach.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pardon me while I go drown my eyes in bleach.
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OH GOD OH FUCK!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
OH GOD OH FUCK!!!
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Must’ve gotten some action from the boss in the locker room based on that shit eating grin.
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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He looks bloated. Like a corpse.
A very happy Lindsey Graham today at Trump’s golf club
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He looks bloated. Like a corpse.
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😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏼🍻🏆
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏼🍻🏆
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