listen, i’m not going to embarrass myself any more than i need to BUT apple music has shown me my recap for 2025 and “bwita for kitten,” the novelty brita filter advertising song, is in my top 5 most played for the entire YEAR.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
listen, i’m not going to embarrass myself any more than i need to BUT apple music has shown me my recap for 2025 and “bwita for kitten,” the novelty brita filter advertising song, is in my top 5 most played for the entire YEAR.
mice is this weekend and it’s been my favorite local event for more than a decade, but the new venue has spaces that were so tightly jam packed and claustrophobic last year that i’m genuinely thinking about skipping out on it this time 😬
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
mice is this weekend and it’s been my favorite local event for more than a decade, but the new venue has spaces that were so tightly jam packed and claustrophobic last year that i’m genuinely thinking about skipping out on it this time 😬
proposing a 36 year old lady wattpad book club where we go to chili’s and figure out what the hell one direction was doing with those girls after buying them
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
proposing a 36 year old lady wattpad book club where we go to chili’s and figure out what the hell one direction was doing with those girls after buying them
successfully preparing the thanksgiving rangoon recipe has imbued me with the deep evil corrupting energy of a wizard’s cursed talisman and now i’m envisioning a kind of quiche lorraine breakfast rangoon
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
successfully preparing the thanksgiving rangoon recipe has imbued me with the deep evil corrupting energy of a wizard’s cursed talisman and now i’m envisioning a kind of quiche lorraine breakfast rangoon
during the thanksgiving parade on tv a tense moment at home was dispelled by a marcher with the goku balloon cheering “happy thanksgiving! GOKU!!!” directly into the camera
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
during the thanksgiving parade on tv a tense moment at home was dispelled by a marcher with the goku balloon cheering “happy thanksgiving! GOKU!!!” directly into the camera
we don’t really talk about this much, but there are truly so few steps between “i’m cultivating a complex and gourmand flavor profile” and “i’m evil now actually and this is my wicked brew”
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
we don’t really talk about this much, but there are truly so few steps between “i’m cultivating a complex and gourmand flavor profile” and “i’m evil now actually and this is my wicked brew”
IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR SWIFTIES: Taylor has ceased to exist! She was but the embodiment of a dream had by the large whale daughter from SpongeBob, who is real! None of the other characters though just her!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR SWIFTIES: Taylor has ceased to exist! She was but the embodiment of a dream had by the large whale daughter from SpongeBob, who is real! None of the other characters though just her!!
when i’m out shopping on a weekday: yaaaaay woo-hoo! it is the rare delight of my life to not be working right now! when other people are out shopping on a weekday: UGH how is it so busy here right now! doesn’t anybody have JOBS to be at?
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
when i’m out shopping on a weekday: yaaaaay woo-hoo! it is the rare delight of my life to not be working right now! when other people are out shopping on a weekday: UGH how is it so busy here right now! doesn’t anybody have JOBS to be at?
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
i’m not hubristic enough to think this phenomenon is unique to me, it must be a well documented one. is there a WORD for when a smash hit favorite dish you’ve made before effortlessly is doomed to flop the moment you feel the slightest real or imagined social pressure for it to be a crowd pleaser?
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i’m not hubristic enough to think this phenomenon is unique to me, it must be a well documented one. is there a WORD for when a smash hit favorite dish you’ve made before effortlessly is doomed to flop the moment you feel the slightest real or imagined social pressure for it to be a crowd pleaser?
experiencing advanced thanksgiving psychosis and deciding that 11am in my pajamas is the right time to spontaneously pull together additional appetizer to bring to my mom’s this afternoon
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
experiencing advanced thanksgiving psychosis and deciding that 11am in my pajamas is the right time to spontaneously pull together additional appetizer to bring to my mom’s this afternoon
need morale a morale treat this afternoon? we got a couple of biscoff snowman milk teas from gong cha and they came wearing extremely cute little removable scarves and plastic top hats.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
need morale a morale treat this afternoon? we got a couple of biscoff snowman milk teas from gong cha and they came wearing extremely cute little removable scarves and plastic top hats.
i have the day off to cook, clean, and rub oil into wooden spoons. my partner does Not have the day off and is working remotely in the next room. and here i hope we have earned the sympathy of anybody who has ever been in love, because our goofy asses are not accomplishing SHIT.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i have the day off to cook, clean, and rub oil into wooden spoons. my partner does Not have the day off and is working remotely in the next room. and here i hope we have earned the sympathy of anybody who has ever been in love, because our goofy asses are not accomplishing SHIT.