MaiTaipalian, Esq
@whiskypalianesq.bsky.social
#LawTwitter refugee ⚓️
Some of y’all have gotten even more annoying since the move to bsky
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Some of y’all have gotten even more annoying since the move to bsky
Surprised I haven’t seen more think pieces about how tech bros have bought all the original film studios except Disney. Like MGM is an Amazon brand? Warner Bros is a Netflix brand? Paramount is an oracle loser brand??
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Surprised I haven’t seen more think pieces about how tech bros have bought all the original film studios except Disney. Like MGM is an Amazon brand? Warner Bros is a Netflix brand? Paramount is an oracle loser brand??
lol zebs got canoed
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
lol zebs got canoed
There’s actual, visible snow on the ground wow
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There’s actual, visible snow on the ground wow
I appreciate you can get a $5 or $6 or $7 McDouble meal
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I appreciate you can get a $5 or $6 or $7 McDouble meal
Nothing more satisfying than your white elephant gift getting stolen the maximum number of times
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Nothing more satisfying than your white elephant gift getting stolen the maximum number of times
Mormons aren’t part of the one holy Catholic Church???
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mormons aren’t part of the one holy Catholic Church???
One of the (many) reasons I don’t believe in AI is that my Apple Watch doesn’t realize the reason I’ve done less activity than usual is that it’s raining and/or I’m sick
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
One of the (many) reasons I don’t believe in AI is that my Apple Watch doesn’t realize the reason I’ve done less activity than usual is that it’s raining and/or I’m sick
I haven’t shopped at target since January
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I haven’t shopped at target since January
Proud of the episcopal church for making this list
Great clothing stores are surprising and satisfying and, above all else, keep alive the thrill of in-person shopping in this age of e-commerce. The New York Times traveled across the U.S. to compile a list of the 50 best stores in America. See the full list.
The 50 Best Clothing Stores in America
Transporting, surprising and specialized, these stores keep alive the thrill of in-person shopping and are worth the trip — even if nothing is bought.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Proud of the episcopal church for making this list
$15.99/lb?????
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
$15.99/lb?????
The real war on Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The real war on Christmas
Today’s gospel reading from the lectionary said to stay woke
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Today’s gospel reading from the lectionary said to stay woke
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
With all the less invasive ways to consume marijuana why would you literally smoke a joint on the @metrorailinfo.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With all the less invasive ways to consume marijuana why would you literally smoke a joint on the @metrorailinfo.bsky.social
Is this winning
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
Consumer Confidence Falls Sharply In November—Hitting Lowest Level Since April
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is this winning
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We knew we were gonna be right about the tunnel, but we didn’t think we would be right this fast
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We knew we were gonna be right about the tunnel, but we didn’t think we would be right this fast
I don’t really like pie but pecan and chess pie are okay
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don’t really like pie but pecan and chess pie are okay
Got bored this afternoon
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Got bored this afternoon
Do you ever have a week where you just can’t make yourself get groceries
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Do you ever have a week where you just can’t make yourself get groceries
Has anyone watched the Canadian show Family Law? Delightfully terrible.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Has anyone watched the Canadian show Family Law? Delightfully terrible.
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Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
Have you ever been in a Waymo tho
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Have you ever been in a Waymo tho
When I worked in a DA’s office this literally was the search history of our defendants
I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When I worked in a DA’s office this literally was the search history of our defendants