MaiTaipalian, Esq
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I appreciate you can get a $5 or $6 or $7 McDouble meal
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I appreciate you can get a $5 or $6 or $7 McDouble meal
Nothing more satisfying than your white elephant gift getting stolen the maximum number of times
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Nothing more satisfying than your white elephant gift getting stolen the maximum number of times
Mormons aren’t part of the one holy Catholic Church???
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mormons aren’t part of the one holy Catholic Church???
One of the (many) reasons I don’t believe in AI is that my Apple Watch doesn’t realize the reason I’ve done less activity than usual is that it’s raining and/or I’m sick
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
One of the (many) reasons I don’t believe in AI is that my Apple Watch doesn’t realize the reason I’ve done less activity than usual is that it’s raining and/or I’m sick
I haven’t shopped at target since January
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I haven’t shopped at target since January
Proud of the episcopal church for making this list
Great clothing stores are surprising and satisfying and, above all else, keep alive the thrill of in-person shopping in this age of e-commerce. The New York Times traveled across the U.S. to compile a list of the 50 best stores in America. See the full list.
The 50 Best Clothing Stores in America
Transporting, surprising and specialized, these stores keep alive the thrill of in-person shopping and are worth the trip — even if nothing is bought.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Proud of the episcopal church for making this list
$15.99/lb?????
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
$15.99/lb?????
The real war on Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The real war on Christmas
Today’s gospel reading from the lectionary said to stay woke
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Today’s gospel reading from the lectionary said to stay woke
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
With all the less invasive ways to consume marijuana why would you literally smoke a joint on the @metrorailinfo.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With all the less invasive ways to consume marijuana why would you literally smoke a joint on the @metrorailinfo.bsky.social
Is this winning
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
Consumer Confidence Falls Sharply In November—Hitting Lowest Level Since April
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is this winning
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We knew we were gonna be right about the tunnel, but we didn’t think we would be right this fast
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We knew we were gonna be right about the tunnel, but we didn’t think we would be right this fast
I don’t really like pie but pecan and chess pie are okay
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don’t really like pie but pecan and chess pie are okay
Got bored this afternoon
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Got bored this afternoon
Do you ever have a week where you just can’t make yourself get groceries
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Do you ever have a week where you just can’t make yourself get groceries
Has anyone watched the Canadian show Family Law? Delightfully terrible.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Has anyone watched the Canadian show Family Law? Delightfully terrible.
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Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
Have you ever been in a Waymo tho
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Have you ever been in a Waymo tho
When I worked in a DA’s office this literally was the search history of our defendants
I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When I worked in a DA’s office this literally was the search history of our defendants
Really impressed by the family in my neighborhood that replaced their generic Chevy SUV with an old South African Defender, a newish Range Rover, and a mustang convertible within weeks of their daughter starting college
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Really impressed by the family in my neighborhood that replaced their generic Chevy SUV with an old South African Defender, a newish Range Rover, and a mustang convertible within weeks of their daughter starting college
Hi @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social ur church’s “advent at” insta post looks like “advent AI” lol
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hi @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social ur church’s “advent at” insta post looks like “advent AI” lol
Booklet of common prayer!!!
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Booklet of common prayer!!!
Not us for the record this is the schismatics
The archbishop of the Anglican Church in North America, who is facing allegations of sexual misconduct against two women, was suspended from his duties leading the 16-year-old denomination.
American Anglican archbishop suspended after sexual misconduct allegations
Stephen Wood, 62, leader of the 16-year-old denomination, faces allegations of sexual misconduct, plagiarizing sermons and bullying staffers.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Not us for the record this is the schismatics