💥will-i-am w crashout💥
@willcrashout.bsky.social
"My safe space is your last nerve." or "The human equivalent of a FAFO button." Simp pulverizer. Hater of things that make boomers smile Uwu
Public Crashouts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaax7vsu6e7w
Public Crashouts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaax7vsu6e7w
Her: I’m depressed
Me: have you tried not being depressed
Me: have you tried not being depressed
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Her: I’m depressed
Me: have you tried not being depressed
Me: have you tried not being depressed
Me Flirting: 🤤
Me flirting: I have wine and cherry pie
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me Flirting: 🤤
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
It’s so bright and beautiful out today 😁
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s so bright and beautiful out today 😁
Did you ever really love me
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Did you ever really love me
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Me when I realized that DoorDashers get their bag by leaving your bag.
a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
Alt: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle making a "mind blown" gesture.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me when I realized that DoorDashers get their bag by leaving your bag.
There is an “artist” on here that is stealing images from the internet and trying to pass the off as their own. Disgusting nasty work
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There is an “artist” on here that is stealing images from the internet and trying to pass the off as their own. Disgusting nasty work
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if i had an arch nemesis id sneak into their home every time they were using a crockpot and turn it off
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if i had an arch nemesis id sneak into their home every time they were using a crockpot and turn it off
Bacardi is really supposed to be in a box outside next to the bin or on a pirate ship only
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bacardi is really supposed to be in a box outside next to the bin or on a pirate ship only
Sometimes a come in from tending to my flock and I just drink tea and think about the moment and cherish it kinda like what I would imagine how a drunk feels in the am when they take that first shot of Bacardi.
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sometimes a come in from tending to my flock and I just drink tea and think about the moment and cherish it kinda like what I would imagine how a drunk feels in the am when they take that first shot of Bacardi.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood 🤍
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood 🤍
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You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
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This is the 10 o’clockiest 7 o’clock ever.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is the 10 o’clockiest 7 o’clock ever.
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everyone get weirder and gayer
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
everyone get weirder and gayer
We have settled in a valley near a stream with our yurt and herds.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We have settled in a valley near a stream with our yurt and herds.
I really believed that we would become Olympic level long distance runners though 😩
a man wearing headphones and a hoodie that says dairy on it
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a hoodie that says dairy on it
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November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I really believed that we would become Olympic level long distance runners though 😩
Should I let them be Will Ferrel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Should I let them be Will Ferrel?
I scrolled… Uneventful
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I scrolled… Uneventful
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all things considered l think I’d like the blue pill
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
all things considered l think I’d like the blue pill
Me: my head hurts
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me: my head hurts
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
Her: have you had any water
Me: hAvE yOu HaD aNy WaTeR
I saw the word Crashout and waited and waited and waited but…
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I saw the word Crashout and waited and waited and waited but…
Anxious talking is a poor use of valuable resources
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Anxious talking is a poor use of valuable resources
I need vegan Thai curry and a protein shake. And $17 million in all 20s
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I need vegan Thai curry and a protein shake. And $17 million in all 20s