Will Patterson
@willjpatterson.bsky.social
Jumping on the latest bandwagon. Expect election geekery, football geekery and sci-fi geekery. He/Him. https://linktr.ee/WillJPatterson
I suspect FIFA were worried that if they didn't make this crap up, he'd make off with the actual trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I suspect FIFA were worried that if they didn't make this crap up, he'd make off with the actual trophy.
It would appear the scam callers are spoofing German phone numbers now... I'm not sure they were expecting me to answer the phone in German 🤣
a cartoon character in a devil costume is standing in front of a grave
ALT: a cartoon character in a devil costume is standing in front of a grave
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December 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
It would appear the scam callers are spoofing German phone numbers now... I'm not sure they were expecting me to answer the phone in German 🤣
First Monday, time for the last Month in Polling of 2025! willjpatterson.mediu...
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
First Monday, time for the last Month in Polling of 2025! willjpatterson.mediu...
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OK, Instant Dance is an Instant Hit, and I want Nikita to take over hosting duties next year - he has wonderful Claudia-esque energy about him. #Strictly
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
OK, Instant Dance is an Instant Hit, and I want Nikita to take over hosting duties next year - he has wonderful Claudia-esque energy about him. #Strictly
The #UEFA Men's Club Competitions are so back! And so is the Co-efficient Corner, with a mixed week for England, a better than usual week for Scotland (after a much better than usual international break) and a rough week for Ireland... willjpatterson.mediu...
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The #UEFA Men's Club Competitions are so back! And so is the Co-efficient Corner, with a mixed week for England, a better than usual week for Scotland (after a much better than usual international break) and a rough week for Ireland... willjpatterson.mediu...
Proof if it were needed that if Reform did take over, they'd reduce the country to Rubles.
NEW: Nathan Gill, Reform’s former leader in Wales, sentenced to 10.5 years in prison over pro-Russia bribes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Proof if it were needed that if Reform did take over, they'd reduce the country to Rubles.
2-0. Absolute peach of a goal which I missed as I'd taken that moment to turn my back and get a drink. We're starting to turn the screw a little now... #wafc
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
2-0. Absolute peach of a goal which I missed as I'd taken that moment to turn my back and get a drink. We're starting to turn the screw a little now... #wafc
1-0. It's been a more competitive game than the team have been getting in the league, but a well timed break leads to Mason opening the scoring... #wafc
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
1-0. It's been a more competitive game than the team have been getting in the league, but a well timed break leads to Mason opening the scoring... #wafc
I'm watching #wafc Women take on Preston in the Lancashire FA Challenge Cup - they're in the NW Regional League Division 1: one level up from where we are so a good progress test for us. I should have brought sunglasses...
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm watching #wafc Women take on Preston in the Lancashire FA Challenge Cup - they're in the NW Regional League Division 1: one level up from where we are so a good progress test for us. I should have brought sunglasses...
Scotland fans tonight:
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November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Scotland fans tonight:
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a lot of queer folk can't quite put their fingers on why they're so angry and upset about this shit and yeah no this is it.
We all know and we even know that they know too. Eg the MP can't even give a single line explaining how this phone shit would have helped Brianna.
They're just playing dumb.
We all know and we even know that they know too. Eg the MP can't even give a single line explaining how this phone shit would have helped Brianna.
They're just playing dumb.
I hate this "phones" conversation regarding queer people and queer kids because the bottom line is, cishet society KNOWS. Right-wingers KNOW that the internet is how queer people connect to each other---hell, that marginalized people period use it to organize and educate.
That's why they hate it.
That's why they hate it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
a lot of queer folk can't quite put their fingers on why they're so angry and upset about this shit and yeah no this is it.
We all know and we even know that they know too. Eg the MP can't even give a single line explaining how this phone shit would have helped Brianna.
They're just playing dumb.
We all know and we even know that they know too. Eg the MP can't even give a single line explaining how this phone shit would have helped Brianna.
They're just playing dumb.
Wondering why the government appears in meltdown this morning? Here's how I see it: what happens when someone tells you not to think about a purple penguin? That's right, it's all you can think about. In that vein, Downing Street told journos not to think about a Wes Streeting leadership challenge.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Wondering why the government appears in meltdown this morning? Here's how I see it: what happens when someone tells you not to think about a purple penguin? That's right, it's all you can think about. In that vein, Downing Street told journos not to think about a Wes Streeting leadership challenge.
I mean, I'm not saying there's a link between these two stories, but the BBC could probably do far worse...
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I mean, I'm not saying there's a link between these two stories, but the BBC could probably do far worse...
I've been trying to think who Nick Mohammed reminded me of in that suit... #CelebrityTraitors
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I've been trying to think who Nick Mohammed reminded me of in that suit... #CelebrityTraitors
Another busy week of #UEFA Men's Club Competition action, with good news for English clubs and a productive week for the Big 4 as a whole...
Co-efficient Corner: Halfway through the League Stage
Time flies, doesn’t it? We’re now halfway through this season’s League Stage, with Matchday 4 completed in the Champions League and Europa…
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November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Another busy week of #UEFA Men's Club Competition action, with good news for English clubs and a productive week for the Big 4 as a whole...
Thoughtful from Seán - the Kelvin films weren't to my taste and for the most part I don't have as much connection to newer content. I thought it was the passage of time, that they're making Trek for a new generation and I'm not the kid who got into it, but this highlights bigger issues at work.
I won't lie, I get a bit real during this one folks. This is about more than just Star Trek 4, but about the future of the franchise, and the treatment of people under the new regime.
#StarTrek #Paramount @trekculture.bsky.social
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#StarTrek #Paramount @trekculture.bsky.social
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Star Trek 4 Is NOT Happening - Paramount Has "Moved On"
YouTube video by TrekCulture
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November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thoughtful from Seán - the Kelvin films weren't to my taste and for the most part I don't have as much connection to newer content. I thought it was the passage of time, that they're making Trek for a new generation and I'm not the kid who got into it, but this highlights bigger issues at work.
First Monday of the month, time for the latest Month in Polling, with good news for the Greens and bad news for Labour and Reform...
The Month in Polling: Reform and Labour move backwards, the Greens move forwards
With Conference Season over for another year, and the Budget not due until later this month, it’s perhaps no surprise that we’ve now…
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November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
First Monday of the month, time for the latest Month in Polling, with good news for the Greens and bad news for Labour and Reform...
Concerned friends say he's tidying up the beard and posting thirst traps.
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Concerned friends say he's tidying up the beard and posting thirst traps.