willonzo
@willonzo.bsky.social
Venerable online identity, est. 2006. Former bastion of Annual Late Late Toy Show Live-Tweeting (he/him)
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Doing this again for 2026, logging my reads for reference. First up, really enjoyed Hyperion last year so gave in and got the sequel. Not as good as the original but still enjoyable
#BookSky
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Too late, Mickey. I already cancelled your worthless mouse ass
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Too late, Mickey. I already cancelled your worthless mouse ass
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commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
Looking over photos from my Austria trip last week and remembering what passes for a dinosaur over there
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Looking over photos from my Austria trip last week and remembering what passes for a dinosaur over there
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Unbidden, just had a memory of the time I tweeted the words “Ask not for whom the cat fucks.” It was something to do with a guy who supposedly fucked a cat. But don’t remember who that could have been. Ah well, sure as hell not googling that shit
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Unbidden, just had a memory of the time I tweeted the words “Ask not for whom the cat fucks.” It was something to do with a guy who supposedly fucked a cat. But don’t remember who that could have been. Ah well, sure as hell not googling that shit
Found in my photos, taken during a trip to Seville. Presented without comment
January 23, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Found in my photos, taken during a trip to Seville. Presented without comment
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And once again:
Ireland should immediately cease the use of our airports by the US military.
Ireland should immediately cease the use of our airports by the US military.
The Greenlandic PM tells his people they must prepare now to resist a violent US invasion of their country. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Greenland Leader Tells People to Prepare for Possible Invasion
Greenland’s prime minister said the Arctic island’s population and its authorities need to start preparing for a possible military invasion, even as it remains an unlikely scenario, as President Donal...
www.bloomberg.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
And once again:
Ireland should immediately cease the use of our airports by the US military.
Ireland should immediately cease the use of our airports by the US military.
If Trump wants to expand US territory, let’s give him Rockall Island, would that move the needle any?
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 AM
If Trump wants to expand US territory, let’s give him Rockall Island, would that move the needle any?
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
If he’s that curious, he should google Ghadaffi
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If he’s that curious, he should google Ghadaffi
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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Who’s got two thumbs, narrowly avoided death today by falling ice and just won an English language pub quiz in an Austrian bar?? Asking honestly, I’d like to know
January 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Who’s got two thumbs, narrowly avoided death today by falling ice and just won an English language pub quiz in an Austrian bar?? Asking honestly, I’d like to know
Turns out the fanciest Spar I’ve ever seen is actually the ground floor of where Mozart was born. Going in there and demanding a chicken roll
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Turns out the fanciest Spar I’ve ever seen is actually the ground floor of where Mozart was born. Going in there and demanding a chicken roll
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thinkin about his special chair
January 13, 2026 at 6:46 AM
thinkin about his special chair
Christ, Smiley, that’s a bit harsh
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Christ, Smiley, that’s a bit harsh
They’re putting estrogen in the mustard here and it’s turning the frickin frogs gay
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
They’re putting estrogen in the mustard here and it’s turning the frickin frogs gay
Entry for the dream log
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Entry for the dream log
Reflecting this morning on perennial hotel breakfast room music tracks. Some classics here this morning; My Heart Will Go On and Lady in Red among them. But they’ll never meet the high bar set by the hotel in Dubrovnik couple years ago who had a woman playing the Jurassic Park theme on a Steinway
January 12, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Reflecting this morning on perennial hotel breakfast room music tracks. Some classics here this morning; My Heart Will Go On and Lady in Red among them. But they’ll never meet the high bar set by the hotel in Dubrovnik couple years ago who had a woman playing the Jurassic Park theme on a Steinway