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willonzo
@willonzo.bsky.social
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Venerable online identity, est. 2006. Former bastion of Annual Late Late Toy Show Live-Tweeting (he/him) 🇮🇪🇪🇺
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New thread for 2025.
I really enjoyed Junky when I read it about 20 years ago, so wanted to read Queer after it, but couldn’t find it. It showed up again when the film came out. Wasn’t as impressed as with Junky, not enough there narrative-wise
#booksky
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
Called three times, seated once, always welcome the summons. Don’t understand people who do their best to avoid it. Why wouldn’t you want to get a valid excuse away from work for a week or two to influence someone’s life and potentially ruin it??
During Jury Service I didn't pay any attention to the case as I simply couldn't be arsed to be there. Went in for four days and just went with the majority to get it over with as quickly as possible.
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Do your worst, Halloween fireworks freaks, my dog’s deaf as a post and he couldn’t give a fuck
Nice to know the Lincoln en-suite now looks like Room 237 if the Overlook Hotel had been a tacky but expensive Vegas casino
Often find myself liking many more posts than usual after drinking alcohol, someone should conduct a study
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
Enjoyed this, but it was a bit of a slog due to going a little too heavy on the Martian geology. Definitely will read the sequels
Chucky Vs. Bosco (Dir. Neil Jordan, 2026)
Kicking myself I couldn’t convince 4 councils to back them #Áras25
They’ve got my vote #Morbeg2025
What’s with that Colgate ad where that one person looks like fucking Hannibal
Lecter
On the plus side, we’re bound to have a record-low turnout, so shouldn’t be too significant
Seriously though, my polling card was missing the letters from the elector number, so wasn’t entirely sure which desk to go to. Everyone else at my address has similar on their cards. Could cause delays if widespread #Áras25
Hey Siri, please Google “funniest way to spoil ballot,” don’t post this
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If Jim Gavin gets 12.5% or more, Fianna Fáil gets €250,000 in expenses refunded. Bear that in mind if you're voting for Jim Gavin as a joke.
Heather Humphreys once rang my doorbell at 3am and asked me to look after a gun for her and the gun had blood on it
Saw the antidote to this on North Strand Road
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I want to know what it's like to be this free to be this dumb, just for one blessed day
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it